Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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No one said that he is Mr. Charisma but he was charismatic. He was especially charismatic when he put himself next to idiots but even when without them he had some charisma. He has none of that, now.
I'm with you. There was a period of time he was charismatic enough to make an engaging show and gel well with his guests. I think he just became insufferable in 2020, when he thought being the biggest contrarian faggot imaginable made him entertaining and he alienated all of his interesting guests.
 
Elissa Clips just uploaded a new video and I did a double-take at the thumbnail because holy shit does Dick look like a fat motherfucker.
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It's the woman who's meant to over-eat during pregnancy Dax, not you.
 
Elissa Clips just uploaded a new video and I did a double-take at the thumbnail because holy shit does Dick look like a fat motherfucker.
He used to be able almost to get away with just shooting above the shoulders. The first he was obviously, truly obese was that shot of him waddling around on stage being fat.

Now even his face is fat.
 
Elissa Clips just uploaded a new video and I did a double-take at the thumbnail because holy shit does Dick look like a fat motherfucker.
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It's the woman who's meant to over-eat during pregnancy Dax, not you.
There's a lot of calories in booze, which he's quite fond of. Combine that with low activity and poor eating habits and you get this.

Is he in some kind of competition to close the fat gap with Vito? I thought that's one of the reasons he had him on the show was to make himself look better. Chalk that up as another fuck up.
 
Elissa Clips just uploaded a new video and I did a double-take at the thumbnail because holy shit does Dick look like a fat motherfucker.
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It's the woman who's meant to over-eat during pregnancy Dax, not you.
Remember how he used to have all art for the episodes of his show display him having big muscles?
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Look how fucking fat he is. No way can he find a fatter sidekick at this point.
now that he's the same weight as Vito its obvious Vito runs circles around him in terms of banter and humor, not that its saying much.
Remember how he used to have all art for the episodes of his show display him having big muscles?
he did have those 5 years ago. covid turned him into a couch potato
 
Sillypoo, who did the Woman's Day animation and I think might've previously done art for Dax's show, posted a clip of her cartoon that, if not a direct jab at Dax and Vito et al., managed to accidentally summarise their comedy so perfectly.

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