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They did the same thing to Castelvania.So the upcoming DMC netflix cartoon has a "Demons are people too!" theme, with the USA outright invading Hell, Middle East adventure style. Complete with crying demon children getting dragged out of their hiding spots to the tune of Green Day's American Idiot.
Take a guess who's the producer.
That's right, Adi Shankar. The mind behind such masterpieces as Castlevania (anti-christian, anti-white, anti-human, pro-vampire), Captain Lazerhawk (faggot shiet galore, made Rayman a drug-addict and funnily enough the only one who achieved anything), and other unfunny garbage. He also did his part in ruining the reputation of pajeets by getting Apu from The Simpsons removed from the show.
Once again, I wish this demon-worshipping "Demons are people too!" a very "Go to Hell and get prolapsed by demons with barbed dicks!"
Castlevania OG - ALL vampires are bad, and evil, by sheer virtue of them being fucking VAMPIRES. And the reason that we win is that the single half-human vampire decides to be on our side and team up with the humans fighting the overwhelming darkness because he realizes that ALL the vampires are fucking evil. Also the power of religion and courage is innate in the human spirit and always triumphs over evil.
Castelvania Netflix - Vampires are misunderstood and actually the humans are evil and the vampires are maybe heroes for killing religion and murdering the evil humans maybe? Did you ever think that maybe they DESERVE to suck your blood and eat your baby because RACISM?
DMC OG: Demons are sheer fucking evil and exist comprised of entirely hate and malice, they can only subsist on the suffering of humanity. We win because Two Half Human Demons born of the ONE demon that led a rebellion decide that they can't allow the eradication of the world because of LITERAL demons wanting to rape and eat humans. Sure Vergil is a power hungry dick, but he comes around at the end because he's like "Nah, actually being evil kind of sucks."
DMC Netflix: Huh, maybe not all demons, chud? Yeah, Hell is comprised entirely and subsists on the abject blackest of sufferings of humanity. BUT. You know what else is black? OIL AND PEOPLE'S SKIN. THAT'S RIGHT. AND THAT'S WHY THE RACIST AMERIC- I mean, humans (only the white ones) are INVADING AND KILLING DEMON KIND. EVEN THE CHILDREN! who would grow up to ALSO rape and murder humanity because that is what they are hardwired to do, but SERIOUSLY GUYS WHITE AMERICA IS WORSE THAN HELL.
To think, I used to love Adi Shankar's Punisher bootleg and wished it were full length.