DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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I'm partial to the before pic. DSP Tries Indian Street Food when?
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wtf, how did you get this photo of Cog's wife?!

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

https://m.youtube.com/@ProWrestlingReality

Thanks

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

wtf, how did you get this photo of Cog's wife?!

It was on her OnlyBedPans page.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

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Kinda

Ive seen this photo before but never blown up. This is a horrible dye job. Never mind the Shaniqua color, it's subjective. But from the way the roots are holding color (which is conveniently covered by a comb over) those are some light roots compared to the stained ends. No wonder Curls and Twirls went out of business, I bet she was paying over $200 for this

 

[Chiefbingoball]

He does have this weird goldilocks zone for opponents skill level where he seems to enjoy the match. If he can take about 70%-80% of the matches he thinks its a fair and fun time. More then that he gets embarrassed that hes winning against a literal child. Less than that and obviously they are pattern playing scrubs.

I blame WWE champions for frying his brain into thinking its normal to win 90% of the time in pvp.

Actual pros have something like 60-70% win ratios and that's guys who obviously lab and drill.

High ranked players have something like 40-50%

DSP is probably somewhere in the 30's? from watching him play, I have never seen his stats but he doesn't even consider the fact that he loses as much as someone at his skill level probably should or even less than someone at his skill level should?

He's such a fucking loser lol

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Actual pros have something like 60-70% win ratios and that's guys who obviously lab and drill.

High ranked players have something like 40-50%

DSP is probably somewhere in the 30's? from watching him play, I have never seen his stats but he doesn't even consider the fact that he loses as much as someone at his skill level probably should or even less than someone at his skill level should?

He's such a fucking loser lol

In his defense, it's not a busted SF2 port.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I’d honestly be super interested in seeing one piece of evidence that Phil was ever left leaning.

His whales are all into kids and animals. The + in LGBTQ+

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Daily reminder Phil thinks he inspired Reviewbrah

 

[Niggernerd]

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Daily reminder Phil thinks he inspired Reviewbrah

Short and to the point title with the said item being center stage in thumbnail and the uploader doing not too much or too little facial expression. Loves what he does.
vs
boring overly descriptive title, messy thumbnail of some 40yr old fat balding man stuffing his blowhole and carrying a dipping sauce like a retard. Shitty pixel text with the meal box barely visible showing narcissistic tendencies believing he is what people want to see.

Phil couldn't inspire himself out of a paper bag.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

narcissistic tendencies believing he is what people want to see.

This is DSP in a nutshell. He thinks people watch his videos for his glowing personality, which is why he can never understand why some streams are slow. He's there, so he should be making all the money. This is most glaring when he goes on his rants about how he's having fun playing a game so everyone in chat should be having fun too and only talking about him.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Maybe now Phail can get Wings on his "podcast."

The Tax Cheater & Wife Beater Podcast

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

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"Yeah guys, my new DSP Tries It for the Minecraft Meal is doing extremely well! It's getting a lot of views, comments, and engagement!"

Less than 1k views in 3 days for a channel with 210k subs, literally blow your brains out Phil.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Thank you Darziak for making Phil create thumbnails like this. Why can he never pick a normal face even for his Twitter pfps he is always making some regarded face like this lol

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

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Thank you Darziak for making Phil create thumbnails like this. Why can he never pick a normal face even for his Twitter pfps he is always making some regarded face like this lol
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That's a face that says, "Help me"

 

[Love Is Blue]

That's a face that says, "I AM A FAGGOT PLEASE RAMBO COME BACK"

ftfy

 

[Balr0g]

If you win, you're cheating and using pattern play -> you're an asshole.
If you lose, you suck at the game -> you're an asshole.
Yuh get it?

So what you are saying is that DSP is an asshole who sucks at the game. Right? Right? Correct

 

[dent_whisperer]

So what you are saying is that DSP is an asshole who sucks at the game. Right? Right? Correct

Nigga how many times does Phil have to tell you he is chill until you finally accept that fundamental truth?

 

[Balr0g]

Nigga how many times does Phil have to tell you he is chill until you finally accept that fundamental truth?

Right. He is just chilling beating the shit out of his stick. Like he tried beating his meat but the move didn't come out on nthat fateful May 1st

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Since we can't get a poll for tomorrow, do you guys think DSP will make 3k for his bday marathon?

The fact he's referenced it so much means he's likely agreed the amount with his whales.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Maybe now Phail can get Wings on his "podcast."

The Tax Cheater & Wife Beater Podcast

And Wings would somehow still crush him and come off as still being reasonable.