Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Rekieta - cuck my live into pieces:

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Maroon. He likes that color.

Maybe it reminds them of that band, Maroon 5 (guys fucked Kayla in Jamaica)

Another win for the toe!

 

[Captain Manning]

Is anyone else having issues with Kayla’s thread? It’s crashed for me every time I’ve tried to open it

It doesn't crash on Google Chrome on my Android phone, but it does chug pretty hard. Which is what happens when posts get super long and detailed with lots of images and videos.

One way to fix this is to ask @Not Who You Think to put more stuff behind spoiler tags.

Didn't he also get fucked by Aaron Imholte?

We don't know that 100% but, odds are, possibly. He's bisexual. "Gay" by his own admission. To be fair, Aaron claimed early on no gay stuff happened between them though. I think, at a minimum, Nick wanted to do it. He is obsessed with Aaron's penis. It's disturbing.

I'm sure Null and @AltisticRight (author of Dax's excellent OP) would disagree, but I detect some conscience from Dax.

The only time I ever saw a glint of a conscience from Juju was when he was weirded out by Nick being obsessed with the girl from American Beauty and how Lester was wrong for not taking her virginity and that's why he died.

He's still mostly an amoral piece of shit though. All people with any sense of morality walked after the CHIPs report dropped. That's the ultimate litmus test for me. If you are still in his corner after that, you can eat shit. Which is not to say you shouldn't have been gone before that.

He seems a little tired of all of this bullshit after marriage and a kid.

We can only hope, for the sake of the kid.

 

[Strix454]

2. Juju and Vito clearly hate Nick, they're laughing at his kids getting taken by the govt, but Nick lacks the social skills to see this, which is very sad

Nick has fallen from being "useful popular guy" to being "circus animal" or "wack pack member". Its not that Juju hates Nick. Juju no longer has to show any respect for Nick. For Juju, Nick is now in the same sort of place where Ralph is.

Even when talks to Nick, he isn't talking to a serious lawyer or popular youtuber anymore. He is talking to a jello-brained train wreck. Juju doesn't need to show anymore respect to Nick than he shows to lets say Vito.

Juju is just treating Nick with the same contempt he treats all the other animals in his menagerie.

 

[AnOminous]

Maroon. He likes that color.

That's because he is a maroon. An ultramaroon even.

Nick has fallen from being "useful popular guy" to being "circus animal" or "wack pack member".

He's literally Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf to no less than three different fat, greasy pedophiles.

 

[Gorton Colu]

A degenerate like Daxipad liked having more wholesome friends. Before he was internet famous, Nick had a reputation of a religious family man who could mix it up with the sector. Juju had friends like Nick and Josh who gave him legitimacy.

Now he is stuck with freaks and Nick is one of them. Of course he'd have zero respect for Nick. Nick fell below retards like Riley.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick fell below retards like Riley.

How long till Nick is standing in front of Aaron's house high as a kite yelling about Aaron being a cowardly faggot who tasted his goo?

 

[Vibralldo]

I noticed that too. When you listen to the entire context of @elb 's clip it's as if Nick is their charity case. Shades of that occurred during Nick's original appearance as well. Dax hates Hackamania. Is he being dragged there to perform?

I'm sure Null and @AltisticRight (author of Dax's excellent OP) would disagree, but I detect some conscience from Dax. He seems a little tired of all of this bullshit after marriage and a kid.

Dick tossing Nick aside because Marie doesn't feel like he should be around their kids the same way they did to Ralph would be incredibly poetic.

Nick threw away his normie trad family life to live like Dick the wild partying drug and sex addict and Dick would throw Nick away because Nick's a wild partying drug and sex addict and Dick wants to live a normie trad family life.

 

[thebigdream]

Gentlemen, do not wear maroon unless you're Indian or Black. The same goes for muddy yellow. No white-ish person looks good in those colors. Ever.

It absolutely gives off 'funeral director' vibes. How this man came to have such an abhorrently poor taste for art, fashion, and really everything is truly a mystery.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick's true sentence is to be cursed to forever cope with the fact that his daughter ingested cocaine and his wife got fucked by Aaron Imholte. Anyone in his life will always question him about it. Its like a punishment by the Ancient Greek pantheon, a Sisyphean task.
With difficulty, Nick can forever roll the ball up the hill; but the ball is the literary representation of being a child-exposing cuckold junkie. He will always have it with him.

Nick's true victory is to be blessed to forever gloat over the fact that Aaron Imholte ate his GOO! Anyone in his life will always be told about it. It's like kudos by the Ancient Greek pantheon, a Herculean feat.
With ease, Nick can forever recall the glory: the glory of a fellow cuckold eating his GOO! He will always have it with him.

 

[3MMA]

Rekieta - cuck my live into pieces:
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Nice. A few catchy moments:

That’s a throwback. Nicks really suggin’ that hog down.

Straight Outta Wilmar.

Juju no longer has to show any respect for Nick. For Juju, Nick is now in the same sort of place where Ralph is.

Juju is just treating Nick with the same contempt he treats all the other animals in his menagerie.

There’s a bit of that going around. Melton treats Nick similarly nowadays too. Juju demoted Nick to second string whack pack. The Top Cow only calls Nicky when he needs a pathetic wraith to suck up to him on air. Nick did this to himself, he chose to give importance to Juju of all fuckin people, of his own accord. Allows himself to be the butt of all the jokes from Juju & Vaedo. Even Vaedo the paedo gets to get his lumps in as far as Nicks concerned. Fucking low. Ain’t much lower than that.

With ease, Nick can forever recall the glory: the glory of a fellow cuckold eating his GOO! He will always have it with him.

It’s why Nick’s so angry now too:

Confessions of a cuckold.

 

[Vibralldo]

We don't know that 100% but, odds are, possibly. He's bisexual.

He's clearly attracted to men and women

Whenever Nick says something is "funny" or "weird" that means he does it unironically

I.e. "I use sex toys because it makes sex funny" instead of "it's the only way my dick can get hard"

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Look at his other hand. In this faggot's mind he's sucking cock so he has to cradle the balls. Wonder if he's thinking of Aaron or a Nubian bull from the exotic lands of Kingston?

 

[Captain Manning]

How long till Nick is standing in front of Aaron's house high as a kite yelling about Aaron being a cowardly faggot who tasted his goo?

My prediction is this:

A red Shelby 500 comes crashing through Aaron's living room, and a inebriated and clearly confused man crumples out.

Aaron... AARON! You muthafucka! I won't let you keep your PENIS from me any longer! I NEED IT! YOU BISH!


*Falls over and passes out.*

Buy a gun Aaron, if you don't already have one.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Fucking brown shirt and Goodwill $1 bin tie.

Never do drugs, kids.

Rekieta should head to Swindon for some fashion tips at this point.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Rekieta should head to Swindon for some fashion tips at this point.

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I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t trust Nick to get my mozzarella sticks out while they’re fresh, or even at all. (“Fresh” being relative.)

Sargon at least knows how to clean up nicely.

 

[Flora Fox]

His brain is so drug-tarded that he doesn’t realize there is no scenario in which he has the upper hand over his critics ever again.

This is why he won't stream. He can't treat ppl like ess and get away with it anymore.

 

[Stiffy]

If Nick does decide to attend the fat pedophile's Hackamania in Las Vegas May 9-11 he will do something incredibly stupid to our schadenfreude. Book it!

"Patience is bitter but it's fruit is sweet" Jean-Jacques Rousseau

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Why is he back pedaling now

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

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Why is he back pedaling now

genuine remorse or "ironic" sarcasm? i'm thinking the second thing.

I call it Rekieta's Law: "Never explain as the exercise of normal human reasoning what can instead be explained as a wet-brained attempt at humor."