💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Melty Butter]

As soon as I start scrolling it’ll crash, maybe it’s a mobile thing. It’s the only page I’ve consistently had the issue with so wasn’t sure

It's a bit unstable - since the beginning. I often reference it. (I'm on a very functional laptop.)

I think it's due to @Not Who You Think loading so much excellent content and clips into 12 (!) OP posts that it has overwhelmed the system? I'm no tech expert, but it's hard to quote the content, at times.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

It’s something to do with how someone embedded videos in one of the posts on that page. This happens regularly on the site and is never fixed or addressed, probably because mobilefags are seen as subhuman by management.

On one hand I've paid nothing and I expect better quality.
On the other they're right.

Posted from my iPhone

 

[Folgers Can]

At 11:55, Vito complains about a drunk guest at the wedding who repeated stories about the cops taking his kids away and ignored the social cues to shut up.

At least this finally explains why he was so oddly overdressed with a shirt and tie in the photo with Riley that weekend instead of the neverending lineup of mite-infested tank tops. Speaking of which, Vaedo may have been generous only calling him "drunk" when the room in that photo was way too well-lit for Nick's pupils to be so dilated:





It's too bad that April 18th will be too late for piss tests to figure out exactly which of Juju's various party favors Nick picked from the above list, but it would be funny if any certified drug recognition expert glancing at his social media were to cite that photo as good cause for starting his probation with a hair follicle test looking back three months, with no patience for whatever Quora science he throws back at his PO to no avail.

Obviously those results coming back way hot won't trigger a new charge since mere use without possession isn't a crime, and they won't trigger a probation violation since probation conditions hadn't started yet, but his PO could absolutely still use proof of pre-probation recent use to fuck him over in myriad other ways, like making his later testing schedule much more frequent and for a longer period than it otherwise might have been, making home visits involve more invasive searches than previously anticipated, forcing him to do a new chemical use assessment and real-deal rehab instead of acquiescing to Nick's attempts to dual-purpose his the CHIPS-related CUA and "recovery" program outpatient rehab that are now seven months stale, etc. If only Nick had ever had a significant criminal practice, he might have realized just how badly he's self-raking with this "send-off" bender he's been on lately. Was it worth it?

 

[AnOminous]

By Barnes's logic, you can shoot somebody in the head on a livestream and the cops would be like "Awww, sucks. It happened on the Internet, so we can't get a warrant."

There are plenty of times some livestreamer has committed a crime like attacking their spouse and gotten arrested for it. It's true that it's basically nonexistent for the sole basis of a warrant to be something like "being obviously high on a stream" but this isn't such a case.

I'm not sure if Barnes even read the warrant, because it's pretty obvious from the drafting that it was already mostly written by the time of the stream and the mention of it was lagniappe. They already had plenty. Barnes's tard logic is apparently that by including a single extra thing that by itself would be insufficient to establish probable cause, that this additional ingredient somehow spoiled the entire warrant and the mountain of probable cause like presumptively reliable reports from mandatory reports.

This was clearly pure stupidity and Nick ran with it, while carrying scissors in both hands, and we see what the result was.

 

[Vibralldo]

You're the first on this thread, anyway.

Nick was there.

At 11:55, Vito complains about a drunk guest at the wedding who repeated stories about the cops taking his kids away and ignored the social cues to shut up. Charming,.. Nick was drunkenly talking about this at a wedding, albeit Juju's, so it's fitting. Maybe even foreshadowing for Dax.

Dick is ack ack acking during this.

2 observations:

1. Nick is 100% going to drink and get high at hackamania if he goes

2. Juju and Vito clearly hate Nick, they're laughing at his kids getting taken by the govt, but Nick lacks the social skills to see this, which is very sad

 

[AnOminous]

Kurt, for all his faults and flaws, did the simplest takedown of Barnes' opinions throughout the initial controversy. He thinks Barnes' is a bad legal commentator because he takes how he thinks the law should work (through his personal interpretation of the Constitution) and says that it's the way it definitely works.

What's worse is he routinely does that, which makes his legal commentary nonsense. I don't mind if someone has a fringe opinion on some legal issue and pushes it. I have a few of those of my own. However, it's absolutely essential to point out, when riding your hobby horse, that you are aware you are in fact in the minority and that the majority opinion is X.

I have to say, he looks a lot less like a diseased lunatic now than he did last time I saw him.

I have to disagree. He looks like Nick Rekieta. Nick Rekieta is a diseased lunatic. There's no way for him to look less like a diseased lunatic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

overdressed with a shirt and tie

Fucking brown shirt and Goodwill $1 bin tie.

Never do drugs, kids.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking brown shirt and Goodwill $1 bin tie.

He looks like a K-Mart assistant manager.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He looks like a K-Mart assistant manager.

"Is that a K for Ketamine? Sign me up!"

 

[Dean Pentel]

and his wife got fucked by Aaron Imholte

Didn't he also get fucked by Aaron Imholte?

He looks like a K-Mart assistant manager.

I wish there was a way Nick had to not only dress the part but also perform the amount of tedious, thankless work required of such a person in a work day. The despair in his eyes at the end of it would be wonderful.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't he also get fucked by Aaron Imholte?

He ate his "goo." His own words.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He looks like a K-Mart assistant manager.

He looks like the Kmart assistant manager’s faggot husband.

 

[Melty Butter]

2. Juju and Vito clearly hate Nick but Nick lacks the social skills to see this, which is very sad

I noticed that too. When you listen to the entire context of @elb 's clip it's as if Nick is their charity case. Shades of that occurred during Nick's original appearance as well. Dax hates Hackamania. Is he being dragged there to perform?

I'm sure Null and @AltisticRight (author of Dax's excellent OP) would disagree, but I detect some conscience from Dax. He seems a little tired of all of this bullshit after marriage and a kid.

Fucking brown shirt and Goodwill $1 bin tie.

Maroon. He likes that color.

Gentlemen, do not wear maroon unless you're Indian or Black. The same goes for muddy yellow. No white-ish person looks good in those colors. Ever.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Rekieta - cuck my live into pieces:

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Maroon. He likes that color.

Maybe it reminds them of that band, Maroon 5 (guys fucked Kayla in Jamaica)

Another win for the toe!

 

[Captain Manning]

Is anyone else having issues with Kayla’s thread? It’s crashed for me every time I’ve tried to open it

It doesn't crash on Google Chrome on my Android phone, but it does chug pretty hard. Which is what happens when posts get super long and detailed with lots of images and videos.

One way to fix this is to ask @Not Who You Think to put more stuff behind spoiler tags.

Didn't he also get fucked by Aaron Imholte?

We don't know that 100% but, odds are, possibly. He's bisexual. "Gay" by his own admission. To be fair, Aaron claimed early on no gay stuff happened between them though. I think, at a minimum, Nick wanted to do it. He is obsessed with Aaron's penis. It's disturbing.

I'm sure Null and @AltisticRight (author of Dax's excellent OP) would disagree, but I detect some conscience from Dax.

The only time I ever saw a glint of a conscience from Juju was when he was weirded out by Nick being obsessed with the girl from American Beauty and how Lester was wrong for not taking her virginity and that's why he died.

He's still mostly an amoral piece of shit though. All people with any sense of morality walked after the CHIPs report dropped. That's the ultimate litmus test for me. If you are still in his corner after that, you can eat shit. Which is not to say you shouldn't have been gone before that.

He seems a little tired of all of this bullshit after marriage and a kid.

We can only hope, for the sake of the kid.

 

[Strix454]

2. Juju and Vito clearly hate Nick, they're laughing at his kids getting taken by the govt, but Nick lacks the social skills to see this, which is very sad

Nick has fallen from being "useful popular guy" to being "circus animal" or "wack pack member". Its not that Juju hates Nick. Juju no longer has to show any respect for Nick. For Juju, Nick is now in the same sort of place where Ralph is.

Even when talks to Nick, he isn't talking to a serious lawyer or popular youtuber anymore. He is talking to a jello-brained train wreck. Juju doesn't need to show anymore respect to Nick than he shows to lets say Vito.

Juju is just treating Nick with the same contempt he treats all the other animals in his menagerie.

 

[AnOminous]

Maroon. He likes that color.

That's because he is a maroon. An ultramaroon even.

Nick has fallen from being "useful popular guy" to being "circus animal" or "wack pack member".

He's literally Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf to no less than three different fat, greasy pedophiles.

 

[Gorton Colu]

A degenerate like Daxipad liked having more wholesome friends. Before he was internet famous, Nick had a reputation of a religious family man who could mix it up with the sector. Juju had friends like Nick and Josh who gave him legitimacy.

Now he is stuck with freaks and Nick is one of them. Of course he'd have zero respect for Nick. Nick fell below retards like Riley.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick fell below retards like Riley.

How long till Nick is standing in front of Aaron's house high as a kite yelling about Aaron being a cowardly faggot who tasted his goo?