Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick's true sentence is to be cursed to forever cope with the fact that his daughter ingested cocaine and his wife got fucked by Aaron Imholte. Anyone in his life will always question him about it. Its like a punishment by the Ancient Greek pantheon, a Sisyphean task.
With difficulty, Nick can forever roll the ball up the hill; but the ball is the literary representation of being a child-exposing cuckold junkie. He will always have it with him.

A big part of Nick's hayday was getting into and winning slap fights with people online. Ron Toye? Perfect target for Nick to mock and belittle (before he lost the case again). PPP coming to flip out on your e-daddy? Easy to sweep that up and make nice with all parties because Nick is such a good sport, he'll even accept a grifter of the year award for fun! Ralph has a Ralphatantrum over Nick laughing about him sharting on air? It's Ralph, nobody can possibly rack up a reputation worse than Ralph, you'd have to give drugs to small children or something!

That's all gone, just like Vaush and his goblin horse porn Nick can't decisively win an internet slap fight anymore. He could get into an argument with Cyraxx and all Raxx would have to do is shoot him with the, "you gave your kid cocaine and let Aaron Imholte fuck your wife, vich" and Raxx would come out on top. This is the way that part of youtube works and there will be no exception for old coke nose Nick.

 

[AltisticRight]

Did anyone else point out that Juju's wedding was recent and Nick probably attended as a guest?

I did not consent to seeing Juju in a fucking wedding dress.
Holy cow Juju is fatter than vaedophile. Can he even do a push up?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Can he even do a push up?

He is wearing one. Does that count?

 

[elb]

Null asked Nick if he called Monty a pedophile (or of performing pedophilia acts, the exact verbiage is irrelevant because you can get what I mean) and Nick claimed he "probably" didn't

If I recall correctly, the issue was Nick told Josh there was no defamation and he was being sued for saying “Monty probably likes sucking little boy cocks” - Not “Monty likes sucking little boy cocks”

Is anyone else having issues with Kayla’s thread? It’s crashed for me every time I’ve tried to open it

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Is anyone else having issues with Kayla’s thread? It’s crashed for me every time I’ve tried to open it

Kayla has her own thread?

[EDIT] Oh right, it was written in October last year. Now I remember. This one?

Works for me.

 

[elb]

Kayla has her own thread?

[EDIT] Oh right, it was written in October last year. Now I remember. This one?

Works for me.

As soon as I start scrolling it’ll crash, maybe it’s a mobile thing. It’s the only page I’ve consistently had the issue with so wasn’t sure

 

[John Andrews Stan]

As soon as I start scrolling it’ll crash, maybe it’s a mobile thing. It’s the only page I’ve consistently had the issue with so wasn’t sure

It’s something to do with how someone embedded videos in one of the posts on that page. This happens regularly on the site and is never fixed or addressed, probably because mobilefags are seen as subhuman by management.

 

[Melty Butter]

As soon as I start scrolling it’ll crash, maybe it’s a mobile thing. It’s the only page I’ve consistently had the issue with so wasn’t sure

It's a bit unstable - since the beginning. I often reference it. (I'm on a very functional laptop.)

I think it's due to @Not Who You Think loading so much excellent content and clips into 12 (!) OP posts that it has overwhelmed the system? I'm no tech expert, but it's hard to quote the content, at times.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

It’s something to do with how someone embedded videos in one of the posts on that page. This happens regularly on the site and is never fixed or addressed, probably because mobilefags are seen as subhuman by management.

On one hand I've paid nothing and I expect better quality.
On the other they're right.

Posted from my iPhone

 

[Folgers Can]

At 11:55, Vito complains about a drunk guest at the wedding who repeated stories about the cops taking his kids away and ignored the social cues to shut up.

At least this finally explains why he was so oddly overdressed with a shirt and tie in the photo with Riley that weekend instead of the neverending lineup of mite-infested tank tops. Speaking of which, Vaedo may have been generous only calling him "drunk" when the room in that photo was way too well-lit for Nick's pupils to be so dilated:





It's too bad that April 18th will be too late for piss tests to figure out exactly which of Juju's various party favors Nick picked from the above list, but it would be funny if any certified drug recognition expert glancing at his social media were to cite that photo as good cause for starting his probation with a hair follicle test looking back three months, with no patience for whatever Quora science he throws back at his PO to no avail.

Obviously those results coming back way hot won't trigger a new charge since mere use without possession isn't a crime, and they won't trigger a probation violation since probation conditions hadn't started yet, but his PO could absolutely still use proof of pre-probation recent use to fuck him over in myriad other ways, like making his later testing schedule much more frequent and for a longer period than it otherwise might have been, making home visits involve more invasive searches than previously anticipated, forcing him to do a new chemical use assessment and real-deal rehab instead of acquiescing to Nick's attempts to dual-purpose his the CHIPS-related CUA and "recovery" program outpatient rehab that are now seven months stale, etc. If only Nick had ever had a significant criminal practice, he might have realized just how badly he's self-raking with this "send-off" bender he's been on lately. Was it worth it?

 

[AnOminous]

By Barnes's logic, you can shoot somebody in the head on a livestream and the cops would be like "Awww, sucks. It happened on the Internet, so we can't get a warrant."

There are plenty of times some livestreamer has committed a crime like attacking their spouse and gotten arrested for it. It's true that it's basically nonexistent for the sole basis of a warrant to be something like "being obviously high on a stream" but this isn't such a case.

I'm not sure if Barnes even read the warrant, because it's pretty obvious from the drafting that it was already mostly written by the time of the stream and the mention of it was lagniappe. They already had plenty. Barnes's tard logic is apparently that by including a single extra thing that by itself would be insufficient to establish probable cause, that this additional ingredient somehow spoiled the entire warrant and the mountain of probable cause like presumptively reliable reports from mandatory reports.

This was clearly pure stupidity and Nick ran with it, while carrying scissors in both hands, and we see what the result was.

 

[Vibralldo]

You're the first on this thread, anyway.

Nick was there.

At 11:55, Vito complains about a drunk guest at the wedding who repeated stories about the cops taking his kids away and ignored the social cues to shut up. Charming,.. Nick was drunkenly talking about this at a wedding, albeit Juju's, so it's fitting. Maybe even foreshadowing for Dax.

Dick is ack ack acking during this.

2 observations:

1. Nick is 100% going to drink and get high at hackamania if he goes

2. Juju and Vito clearly hate Nick, they're laughing at his kids getting taken by the govt, but Nick lacks the social skills to see this, which is very sad

 

[AnOminous]

Kurt, for all his faults and flaws, did the simplest takedown of Barnes' opinions throughout the initial controversy. He thinks Barnes' is a bad legal commentator because he takes how he thinks the law should work (through his personal interpretation of the Constitution) and says that it's the way it definitely works.

What's worse is he routinely does that, which makes his legal commentary nonsense. I don't mind if someone has a fringe opinion on some legal issue and pushes it. I have a few of those of my own. However, it's absolutely essential to point out, when riding your hobby horse, that you are aware you are in fact in the minority and that the majority opinion is X.

I have to say, he looks a lot less like a diseased lunatic now than he did last time I saw him.

I have to disagree. He looks like Nick Rekieta. Nick Rekieta is a diseased lunatic. There's no way for him to look less like a diseased lunatic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

overdressed with a shirt and tie

Fucking brown shirt and Goodwill $1 bin tie.

Never do drugs, kids.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking brown shirt and Goodwill $1 bin tie.

He looks like a K-Mart assistant manager.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He looks like a K-Mart assistant manager.

"Is that a K for Ketamine? Sign me up!"

 

[Dean Pentel]

and his wife got fucked by Aaron Imholte

Didn't he also get fucked by Aaron Imholte?

He looks like a K-Mart assistant manager.

I wish there was a way Nick had to not only dress the part but also perform the amount of tedious, thankless work required of such a person in a work day. The despair in his eyes at the end of it would be wonderful.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't he also get fucked by Aaron Imholte?

He ate his "goo." His own words.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He looks like a K-Mart assistant manager.

He looks like the Kmart assistant manager’s faggot husband.

 

[Melty Butter]

2. Juju and Vito clearly hate Nick but Nick lacks the social skills to see this, which is very sad

I noticed that too. When you listen to the entire context of @elb 's clip it's as if Nick is their charity case. Shades of that occurred during Nick's original appearance as well. Dax hates Hackamania. Is he being dragged there to perform?

I'm sure Null and @AltisticRight (author of Dax's excellent OP) would disagree, but I detect some conscience from Dax. He seems a little tired of all of this bullshit after marriage and a kid.

Fucking brown shirt and Goodwill $1 bin tie.

Maroon. He likes that color.

Gentlemen, do not wear maroon unless you're Indian or Black. The same goes for muddy yellow. No white-ish person looks good in those colors. Ever.