Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 39.9%

  • Total voters
    424
Aren't there recordings of Nick calling Monty a pedo who always liked sucking off little boys, but also recordings of Nick blatantly denying he ever said that? If so, Nick might end in law books as a, well, textbook example of how to lose a defamation case in the US.

Snatching LotY not only from bossmanjack but Karl Jobst, as well as putting his name in law manuals. Nick just can't stop winning, kiwifags *crunch*
 
Karl Jobst might get be on track to get LotY, but Rekieta still has an ace up his sleeve.

Please let the Monty vs Nick trial be as funny as Billy vs Jobst.
It's already funny and it will be even funnier when it resolves.
I'm just hoping Nick gets caught off the wagon before it.
We need the hat trick

Also I propose an award for BossManJack or people following in his footsteps.
The "AW DANG IT" award. For people who snatch defeat from the jaws of victory constantly fucking themselves out of everything.
 
The only way for Nick to win lolcow of the year is to break probation by using and getting locked up because of it, preferably because of another cokestream.

Nick smugly thinks he's conquered his addictions and that he can hide it from everyone, so I could easily see him just continuing to use and assuming he'll find a solution to beat the tests that doesn't exist later.
 
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Nick already lost someone else's defamation case (Vic)
That was a comedy of errors lost on a technicality. Ty was too busy sucking his own cock with FotNS youtube parodies to do basic dilligence and the judge Chupa Chupped it with "Whatever, I'm bored. Next case!"
He's in the process of losing his own
By way of fucking up everything on his own initiative thus losing a lolsuit that's AFAIR the easiest type in the US to defend against, that's gotta be noteworthy.
 
I already called it a ways back, but Nick's defamation lawsuit from Monty is just before Christmas. If the case itself doesn't produce the lols (and we know Nick won't settle of his own accord), the inevitable coke stream after he loses will guarantee his Threepeat™️. Remember, the last coke stream was brought on just by losing a dodgy interlocutory appeal in this case- just imagine what a full L will do to ol Balldoman!

The only way Nick loses the Threepeat is if he cleans up (hah!) or gets the posthumous award.
 
I already called it a ways back, but Nick's defamation lawsuit from Monty is just before Christmas. If the case itself doesn't produce the lols (and we know Nick won't settle of his own accord), the inevitable coke stream after he loses will guarantee his Threepeat™️. Remember, the last coke stream was brought on just by losing a dodgy interlocutory appeal in this case- just imagine what a full L will do to ol Balldoman!

The only way Nick loses the Threepeat is if he cleans up (hah!) or gets the posthumous award.
It's a lolcow lawsuit so it's possible it gets delayed to 2026, maybe even 2027
 
The only way for Nick to win lolcow of the year is to break probation by using and getting locked up because of it, preferably because of another cokestream.

You think? I confess to only knowing details about Destiny as competition, but let's play a thought experiment. Any or one of the following:
  • April goes public. Shows lewds, says Nick/Kayla abused her and got her addicted backed up by Aaron and Geanu, files charges. (Maybe says stuff about the kid who tested positive, but I'll avoid that topic.). And/or April starts an OF while showing all her lady bits and explaining everything Nick did to her.
  • Kayla goes public, reveals decades of abuse with receipts backed up by Dan Sletta, Aaron Imholte, the eldest kid, her sister, etc. Divorce rapes him, etc. (Possible pics of him getting railed by Jamaicans revealed or receipts on Jamaican abortions paid for.)
  • What's the timing on lolcow? Eldest turns 18 in Nov., goes public, and spills everything about the details of that home, the black eye, dosing of his younger sister, #freesonny, etc. (Come to think of it, if that kid is on the bodycam, he might be legally allowed to get it released once he's 18.)
  • Pomplun retires early, goes public, and approves the bodycam release as a matter of public record. Bodycam is far worse than we think - sex toys, drugs, unsanitary conditions, kids crying, etc.
I could go on... The saga of Rekieta has surprised us before.
 
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"Oh? You're visiting me? Instead of doing your own livestream, you're travelling to LA to be on mine?"
"I can't do all your cocaine without coming to visit you."
"Oh ho! then come do all the cocaine you like."
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"Wake up the fuck Balldo, we have a comic to burn! ACK ACK ACK"
 
From one eDaddy to the next. Careful.
Nah, I only talk to Sean here. He can confirm. Don't worry.

I just think what Barnes did to Sean is gross. I think what he did to Andrew was even worse (and I'm not really a fan of Andrew).

Barnes is just gross. I see a lot of Nick in him. Barnes is one of those people that grifts online about legal stuff because he technically has the requisite post-nominals, but knows very little of the profession he grifts about. Like Nick, too many people fall for it. Because of Nick, I have a greater sense of clarity about the type of person Barnes is.
 
Montagraph is in December. If he wins because of that, Null will have to declare martial law. It'll be a December surprise bigger than MANdy. With all the resultant salt.
I'm leaning on the probability it'll go to Destiny because I feel like Null will put Nick in the HOF so he won't be eligible. That's only if Nick doesn't do anything incredibly stupid that can manage to top what he did last year and prevent Null from opting out of including him (like getting arrested again), because Nick was on a roll for content last year.

Nick losing his shit in December after the verdict Montagraph trial (if it does happen) would be the third time something in December pushed him over...so that's a maybe.

If Nick wins as unambiguously as he did last year, it'll have to be through a combination of events previously mentioned that have yet to happen (but could).

You don't even have to be a lawyer to grasp how full of shit Barnes is.
Kurt, for all his faults and flaws, did the simplest takedown of Barnes' opinions throughout the initial controversy. He thinks Barnes' is a bad legal commentator because he takes how he thinks the law should work (through his personal interpretation of the Constitution) and says that it's the way it definitely works. Like somehow saying that the amendment that prevents unreasonable bonds means that all bonds are illegal, which obviously is stupid on its face: if unreasonable bonds can exist and infringe on your rights, that necessarily means reasonable ones that don't infringe on your rights not only exist, but are therefore explicitly permitted.

Aren't there recordings of Nick calling Monty a pedo who always liked sucking off little boys, but also recordings of Nick blatantly denying he ever said that?
It's close and you're technically right and also wrong. Null asked Nick if he called Monty a pedophile (or of performing pedophilia acts, the exact verbiage is irrelevant because you can get what I mean) and Nick claimed he "probably" didn't, so Null went and checked for himself and was disgusted at how unambiguously he did exactly what Monty accused him of doing.

I don't remember him publicly denying it or admitting he was wrong (that'd be really bad if he openly said it wasn't true but did it anyways, so he refuses to admit it's false), because his argument has gotten substantially worse (which can only be resolved through discovery): his statement is now:
a) I know he's a pedophile,
b) he has to prove I've damaged him
c) Monty has to prove how he's not a pedophile.

And while I'm pretty confident in my recollection, I think there's a fourth claim at this point that will need extra verification, which is:
d) Monty knows I'm right, because he has already sued someone for this and lost, and he lost because it's true.

I just think what Barnes did to Sean is gross. I think what he did to Andrew was even worse (and I'm not really a fan of Andrew).
Accusing someone through implication of being a pedophile is Nick-tier shit, and fucking foul. Bring back duelling.

Would Nick lick them in an extremely gay way?
All Nick knows how to do is neglect his keedz, punch his head, karaoke, be gay, eat single Dorito chip & lie.

If his mouth is open it is to lie or suck cocks. Nothing else he does with it after the fact could be heterosexual.
 
Did anyone else point out that Juju's wedding was recent and Nick probably attended as a guest?
You're the first on this thread, anyway.

Nick was there.

At 11:55, Vito complains about a drunk guest at the wedding who repeated stories about the cops taking his kids away and ignored the social cues to shut up. Charming,.. Nick was drunkenly talking about this at a wedding, albeit Juju's, so it's fitting. Maybe even foreshadowing for Dax.
 
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At 11:55, Vito complains about a drunk guest at the wedding who repeated stories about the cops taking his kids away and ignored the social cues to shut up.

Nick's true sentence is to be cursed to forever cope with the fact that his daughter ingested cocaine and his wife got fucked by Aaron Imholte. Anyone in his life will always question him about it. Its like a punishment by the Ancient Greek pantheon, a Sisyphean task.
With difficulty, Nick can forever roll the ball up the hill; but the ball is the literary representation of being a child-exposing cuckold junkie. He will always have it with him.
 
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