Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

There are many pics of the VFA's events. Looks to be about 100 people. maximum. Let's assume 70 of those people were male because vets, men like bars more than women, etc.

That means there was likely to be exactly ONE Nick at the VFA last Monday for Karaoke/Raffle Night.
I'm choosing to believe this one.

I'm not sure it works like that. It's easier to see if we use something more relatable than a name.

Let's use birthdays. Let's say "John's" birthday is 3/31. Statistically 1/365 people have a March 31st birthday. That's a 0.2% chance of any particular person being born on 3/31. Now let's say a person was celebrating their birthday at the VFW on 3/31. It is not valid to conclude that it must be John at the VFW celebrating his birthday because only 0.2% of the population have 3/31 birthdays.

The problem is that information is provided. Knowing that on 3/31 someone celebrated their birthday means it is no longer a random selection. It's a selection of people who's birthday is 3/31.

Likewise, if there are 11,000 men in Wilmar and 0.67% are named Nick, there are 74 Nicks in Wilmar. The chance that the one Wilmar Nick in the VFW that day is Rackets is 1/74.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Jebus, that explains a lot of April's unfortunate features. Gonna be a rough 30s for her. But not as rough as Nick's 40s!!!

Her mom looks pretty normal to me for someone I assume is in their 50s or older. The pulled back hair isn't flattering with the face shape. But I think that looks bad on most any woman, looks like a trans man. April particularly has a gray alien head shape which her mom looks like she shares a bit, though. I assume April's is worse and more sunk in because of lifestyle.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

I'm not a lawyer and that wasn't a difficult prediction. Here's what I thought back in July. Nick finally came around. This prediction was before Kayla hired atty and before April was charged but it's pretty close. State took my "really lenient" tack the lazy bastards.

I agree and I think that shows how ridiculous Nick has been in this situation. Everyone knew where the road was leading from Day 1.

100% sure. It was Sean who accepted (not made) such a bet. Though I forget who with, and it might have been Pepsiman with both Sean and Meme. Both can be true.

It was either $20 or £20.

Wasn't with PepsiMan, and it's not over until it's over.

The difference between Sean and Nick is like night and day when it comes to having a good grasp of the law. I guess that is what happens when you actually practice law on a regular basis.

Eh, I'd like to think I'm not saying anything too profound. I'm just a big fat retard.

 

[Captain Manning]

Bossman will lose. Because losing the essence of being Bossman Jack.

Which is funny, because the BMJ followers are still salty AF that Nick won LotY back to back. 2023 was admittedly a bit controversial, but 2024 wasn't.

Guys...
It's Bossman Jack.
He loses all the time.
Every time.
BMJ followers should be used to it by now.
Instead they seem to like to yell at @AltisticRight. Poor Autistic.

No no, I still think Nick will win in another landslide. We have probation conditions and Montagraph this year.

Montagraph is in December. If he wins because of that, Null will have to declare martial law. It'll be a December surprise bigger than MANdy. With all the resultant salt.

Wasn't with PepsiMan, and it's not over until it's over.

Thanks for the confirmation on the bet. I knew I didn't imagine it.

Eh, I'd like to think I'm not saying anything too profound. I'm just a big fat retard.

You're a far better man than Nick Rekieta, Sean.

 

[demicolon]

You're a far better man than Nick Rekieta, Sean.

He's far bigger man than me, for sure

 

[AnOminous]

He's far bigger man than me, for sure

Unless you weigh less than 80 pounds, you do not weigh less than this pathetic skelly.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Guys...
It's Bossman Jack.
He loses all the time.
Every time.
BMJ followers should be used to it by now.
Instead they seem to like to yell at @AltisticRight. Poor Autistic.

MOM
MOM
I'M WINNING LOLCOW OF THE YEAR MOM

(Five minutes later)

...i fucking hate my life guys...

 

[AltisticRight]

So you're saying Bossman Jack has a chance to win LOTY 2025?

To be fair his thread is even slower. Quite sad.
2025 is the YEAR OF THE RALPHAMALE

No Kiwi Farms tranny DEI entries to steal his rightful position this time. Was Keffals ever beaten up twice in Lisbon? He has nothing.
He doesn't even have his penis.

 

[Oxyjen]

His boss made him delete it.

Huh? Elaborate please. When did that happen? Did the boss spot him waving a phone around at the venue and made him delete the recording there and then?

Or did he get wind of it being posted somewhere and made him delete it off the internet?

This all sounds like an increasingly tall tale.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

His boss made him delete it.

Did Skelly Karen out on the manager or did he go full Qover and file a police report?

 

[Sneed Force One]

I like to think while Narcotics Nick, that faggot grifter Frei and the Boss Baby have "idealistic" views of law, Sean has practical application. His projected outcomes usually are accurate because, guess what, he isn't some constitutionally maximalist lolbertarian.

His boss made him delete it.

lol the bar's owner was the latest victim of a shower talk

 

[Watching Rekieta]

To be fair his thread is even slower. Quite sad.
2025 is the YEAR OF THE RALPHAMALE

No Kiwi Farms tranny DEI entries to steal his rightful position this time. Was Keffals ever beaten up twice in Lisbon? He has nothing.
He doesn't even have his penis.

I dunno. A Dark Horse is emerging with multiple opportunities for victory.

Russell Greer

His desire to manage a Nevada brothel is about to destroy his lawsuit against Null as they discover he only pretends to be poor.

And as a bonus, Rekieta sees the potential: Greer has mastered the law, he loves hookers and porn, Sean hates him and he's suing Null.

Nick: "To win lolcow of the year you need to do a few things: 1) start a LawTube channel and share your secrets of success in filing sanctions and 2) I want to watch you have sex with my wife."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Shari's recent FB pic

What really struck me is that all of Nick’s children have a deathly pallor and the ones who are smiling have grey/brown teeth. They just don’t look healthy at all.

 

[demicolon]

If it's not carries (probably not, Yankees have a funny obsession about having perfect teeth) then grey teeth are a sign of malnutrition.

 

[Captain Manning]

I like to think while Narcotics Nick, that faggot grifter Frei and the Boss Baby have "idealistic" views of law, Sean has practical application. His projected outcomes usually are accurate because, guess what, he isn't some constitutionally maximalist lolbertarian.

You don't even have to be a lawyer to grasp how full of shit Barnes is.

By Barnes's logic, you can shoot somebody in the head on a livestream and the cops would be like "Awww, sucks. It happened on the Internet, so we can't get a warrant."

Warrants are actually stupid easy to get and this is the 21st century. Probable cause is not that high a bar.

I am actually more pissed off for @Potentially Criminal than he probably is. Shades of how some people are more offended by Dear John than even I was. Absolute unprofessional conduct by that grifting gasbag.

He even confused Sean and Andrew (Andrew is the weeb, and not Sean). He owes Sean an apology. Not that I think it'll be forthcoming. He's already moved on to defending Andrew Tate (another absolute piece of shit).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If it's not carries (probably not, Yankees have a funny obsession about having perfect teeth) then grey teeth are a sign of malnutrition.

They look like THOSE kids at school. You’d never guess the family has two nickels to rub together by looking at them. It never had to be like this for them. Nick and Kayla are such pieces of shit.

 

[demicolon]

I am actually more pissed off for @Potentially Criminal than he probably is.

From one eDaddy to the next. Careful.

 

[Oliver Onions]

"Oh? You're visiting me? Instead of doing your own livestream, you're travelling to LA to be on mine?"
"I can't do all your cocaine without coming to visit you."
"Oh ho! then come do all the cocaine you like."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dax to Marie after she catches him having an orgy without her: “Nick Rekieta said I could do it!”

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Karl Jobst might be on track to get LotY, but Rekieta still has an ace up his sleeve.

Please let the outcome of Monty vs Nick trial be as funny as Billy vs Jobst.