💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 159 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.5%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 95 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.6%
  • Total voters
    707
Law said:
So you're saying Bossman Jack has a chance to win LOTY 2025?
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To be fair his thread is even slower. Quite sad.
2025 is the YEAR OF THE RALPHAMALE :diddler:

No Kiwi Farms tranny DEI entries to steal his rightful position this time. Was Keffals ever beaten up twice in Lisbon? He has nothing.
He doesn't even have his penis.
 
ItsAaronIgnoreMe said:
His boss made him delete it.
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Huh? Elaborate please. When did that happen? Did the boss spot him waving a phone around at the venue and made him delete the recording there and then?

Or did he get wind of it being posted somewhere and made him delete it off the internet?

This all sounds like an increasingly tall tale.
 
I like to think while Narcotics Nick, that faggot grifter Frei and the Boss Baby have "idealistic" views of law, Sean has practical application. His projected outcomes usually are accurate because, guess what, he isn't some constitutionally maximalist lolbertarian.

ItsAaronIgnoreMe said:
His boss made him delete it.
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lol the bar's owner was the latest victim of a shower talk
 
AltisticRight said:
To be fair his thread is even slower. Quite sad.
2025 is the YEAR OF THE RALPHAMALE :diddler:

No Kiwi Farms tranny DEI entries to steal his rightful position this time. Was Keffals ever beaten up twice in Lisbon? He has nothing.
He doesn't even have his penis.
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I dunno. A Dark Horse is emerging with multiple opportunities for victory.

Russell Greer

His desire to manage a Nevada brothel is about to destroy his lawsuit against Null as they discover he only pretends to be poor.

And as a bonus, Rekieta sees the potential: Greer has mastered the law, he loves hookers and porn, Sean hates him and he's suing Null.

Nick: "To win lolcow of the year you need to do a few things: 1) start a LawTube channel and share your secrets of success in filing sanctions and 2) I want to watch you have sex with my wife."
 
Sneed Force One said:
I like to think while Narcotics Nick, that faggot grifter Frei and the Boss Baby have "idealistic" views of law, Sean has practical application. His projected outcomes usually are accurate because, guess what, he isn't some constitutionally maximalist lolbertarian.
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You don't even have to be a lawyer to grasp how full of shit Barnes is.

By Barnes's logic, you can shoot somebody in the head on a livestream and the cops would be like "Awww, sucks. It happened on the Internet, so we can't get a warrant."

Warrants are actually stupid easy to get and this is the 21st century. Probable cause is not that high a bar.

I am actually more pissed off for @Potentially Criminal than he probably is. Shades of how some people are more offended by Dear John than even I was. Absolute unprofessional conduct by that grifting gasbag.

He even confused Sean and Andrew (Andrew is the weeb, and not Sean). He owes Sean an apology. Not that I think it'll be forthcoming. He's already moved on to defending Andrew Tate (another absolute piece of shit).
 
demicolon said:
If it's not carries (probably not, Yankees have a funny obsession about having perfect teeth) then grey teeth are a sign of malnutrition.
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They look like THOSE kids at school. You’d never guess the family has two nickels to rub together by looking at them. It never had to be like this for them. Nick and Kayla are such pieces of shit.
 
"Oh? You're visiting me? Instead of doing your own livestream, you're travelling to LA to be on mine?"
"I can't do all your cocaine without coming to visit you."
"Oh ho! then come do all the cocaine you like."
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Dax to Marie after she catches him having an orgy without her: “Nick Rekieta said I could do it!”
 
Karl Jobst might be on track to get LotY, but Rekieta still has an ace up his sleeve.

Please let the outcome of Monty vs Nick trial be as funny as Billy vs Jobst.
 
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Aren't there recordings of Nick calling Monty a pedo who always liked sucking off little boys, but also recordings of Nick blatantly denying he ever said that? If so, Nick might end in law books as a, well, textbook example of how to lose a defamation case in the US.

Snatching LotY not only from bossmanjack but Karl Jobst, as well as putting his name in law manuals. Nick just can't stop winning, kiwifags *crunch*
 
Nick already lost someone else's defamation case (Vic)
He's in the process of losing his own
Now he just has to sue somebody else for defamation and lose to complete the trifecta
 
Ice Gun Ninja said:
Karl Jobst might get be on track to get LotY, but Rekieta still has an ace up his sleeve.

Please let the Monty vs Nick trial be as funny as Billy vs Jobst.
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It's already funny and it will be even funnier when it resolves.
I'm just hoping Nick gets caught off the wagon before it.
We need the hat trick

Also I propose an award for BossManJack or people following in his footsteps.
The "AW DANG IT" award. For people who snatch defeat from the jaws of victory constantly fucking themselves out of everything.
 
The only way for Nick to win lolcow of the year is to break probation by using and getting locked up because of it, preferably because of another cokestream.

Nick smugly thinks he's conquered his addictions and that he can hide it from everyone, so I could easily see him just continuing to use and assuming he'll find a solution to beat the tests that doesn't exist later.
 
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Boingboingboingboi said:
Nick already lost someone else's defamation case (Vic)
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That was a comedy of errors lost on a technicality. Ty was too busy sucking his own cock with FotNS youtube parodies to do basic dilligence and the judge Chupa Chupped it with "Whatever, I'm bored. Next case!"
Boingboingboingboi said:
He's in the process of losing his own
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By way of fucking up everything on his own initiative thus losing a lolsuit that's AFAIR the easiest type in the US to defend against, that's gotta be noteworthy.
 
I already called it a ways back, but Nick's defamation lawsuit from Monty is just before Christmas. If the case itself doesn't produce the lols (and we know Nick won't settle of his own accord), the inevitable coke stream after he loses will guarantee his Threepeat™️. Remember, the last coke stream was brought on just by losing a dodgy interlocutory appeal in this case- just imagine what a full L will do to ol Balldoman!

The only way Nick loses the Threepeat is if he cleans up (hah!) or gets the posthumous award.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I already called it a ways back, but Nick's defamation lawsuit from Monty is just before Christmas. If the case itself doesn't produce the lols (and we know Nick won't settle of his own accord), the inevitable coke stream after he loses will guarantee his Threepeat™️. Remember, the last coke stream was brought on just by losing a dodgy interlocutory appeal in this case- just imagine what a full L will do to ol Balldoman!

The only way Nick loses the Threepeat is if he cleans up (hah!) or gets the posthumous award.
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It's a lolcow lawsuit so it's possible it gets delayed to 2026, maybe even 2027
 
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