Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[stupid frog]

Kayla then expounded on that and said that she was just listening to Nick’s show, the things Nick said

I wonder how many times she listened to Nick talk about her disgusting ruined body.

 

[demicolon]

Isn't Shmorky 4 ft 11?

As in, not as tall as Drex? 'Cause I don't know what Shmorky's height has to do with it.
Drex doesn't touch kids (until they turn legal) is what I meant.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

all Richard did was laying around watching some stupid VHS tapes from the 90s.

What do you think the odds are it was night court?

 

[Beavis]

Nick might be a little cash-poor after visiting Great Wolf Lodge, then to Los Angeles, and going to the VFA for karaoke (when a card was, apparently, declined).

His parents paid for those trips. He’s broke.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Because WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES HE DO with all that time?

Seethe reading Twitter, seethe reading his thread. Drops in on some weird pedos show to seethe. Watches Aaron’s show to seethe. Goes to a truck stop sex shop and buys the most expensive sex toy he finds. Rearranges his pornstar rating graph after gooning. Seethes at Kayla for ruining her body and shows the pornstar rating graph to Kayla for not looking like the top 10.

All while on a mix of substances.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Seethe reading Twitter, seethe reading his thread. Drops in on some weird pedos show to seethe. Watches Aaron’s show to seethe. Goes to a truck stop sex shop and buys the most expensive sex toy he finds. Rearranges his pornstar rating graph after gooning. Seethes at Kayla for ruining her body and shows the pornstar rating graph to Kayla for not looking like the top 10.

All while on a mix of substances.

Drive around his Rustang in circles failing to build up the courage to floor it into a big tree.

 

[Melty Butter]

Is there any receipt for him being at such bar or it's just "trust me bro it happened" a blurry pic of Nick at bar or something?

No pic but between @Folgers Can 's efforts and mine, we know the following:

• Aaron has a few fans in the Willmar area (he had a show there at one point). After the arrest, several fans sent him info of Nick and April/Kayla sightings. At least 1-2 were verified, I believe. (I'd have to go back and check but it would be a slog.)
• "Doorman" who DMed Aaron while he was streaming his evening show on Monday the 31st told him: 1) Nick was at the VFW and then 2) later said that Nick's card was declined.
• This "Doorman" person has been a STMS fan/chatter for some time and does not seem particularly problematic.
• A "Nick" (no last name) has won the VFW raffle on two Mondays in March, the 31st and the 3rd. It's karaoke night.
• We know Nick loves karaoke,

That's enough for me. Depends on your standard of evidence, I suppose.

how often does he chat without donating? are the purse strings really tightening? how EMBARRASSING

Folgers Can and @daffodils track it most closely, but I'd estimate that when he chats that much (he sometimes comes in briefly) he Superchats with actual cash at least 85% of the time. Also, notably, he's been fairly absent in Melton's chat over the last couple of weeks until yesterday.

Edit to Add: It's widely speculated that the kids still go to their grandparents on the weekends for church (the old one), so Friday-Sunday or something. His kids still attend the old church - that's verified. Yesterday was Friday when Nick could have easily been drunk with the kids away. His chats seemed pretty incoherent.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Goes to a truck stop sex shop and buys the most expensive sex toy he finds.

Officer Sanders crossover incoming! She's the realest niggeR out there.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick might be a little cash-poor after visiting Great Wolf Lodge, then to Los Angeles, and going to the VFA for karaoke (when a card was, apparently, declined).

This is what will lead to divorce.

I suspect Nick gets his allowance from mom regularly. He doesn't check his finances or balance income with expenses. Kayla is the same. They have no credit, a crappy credit score and no income source from work.

If he finally ran his bank balance to 0, he will be blaming it on Kayla's spending. That fight would be amazing. It would be funny and weird if he ran out of money at the end of every month waiting on Mommy. And the Tax Man Cometh with IRS in a week and MN property tax in a month.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Nick does nothing all day but hang on Aaron’s every word. If Nick WASN’T at the VFW hall, did NOT get shitfaced, NEVER butchered “Free Fallin’” and did NOT have his debit card declined… don’t you think we would have heard it by now? He hasn’t said a word. He can’t even deny it with half-truths. That’s basically 100% confirmation.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If he finally ran his bank balance to 0, he will be blaming it on Kayla's spending. That fight would be amazing. It would be funny and weird if he ran out of money at the end of every month waiting on Mommy. And the Tax Man Cometh with IRS in a week and MN property tax in a month.

As amusing as that would be I’m of the opinion that Nick’s parents would bail him on the house and taxes if that happened. I mean they stood by him on the drugs and his kid’s testing, something I find hard to believe any parent would do. This lazy druggie retard has no job and doesn’t stream and lives off his tugboat money, not to mention Kayla wouldn’t notice until the pills stop coming and there’s no more Star Treks to watch.

 

[Maraschino]

Also, Sean, did you collect that £20 you were owed for being right that Nick wouldn't get jail time?

Are you sure it was Sean that made a bet? I could've sworn the bet you're referring to was between Meme Copium and Pepsi Man666, who Nick has singled out by name on at least one occasion.

 

[Sloppa]

WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES HE DO with all that time?

Addicts sleep, every natural routine has been burnt out, they sulk and sleep and spend their mornings and early afternoons in bed, until hunger or a need to use the toilet forces them to start their day. This is why inpatient rehab is so important, even if they are off their drug of choice, they need to follow a routine, get out of bed at 9am, eat at the same time, sleep at the same time; slowly rebuilt the biological cycles that normal people take for granted.

Nick has been blessed with those poor unfortunate kids, so he had some external limits on his drug or alcohol use. Likely he has devised a routine which allows him to meet the bare minimum of obligations, drive/pick up his kids to their home-school obligations etc, so it might look like this:

• Wake at 8:30, take something to make the hangover tolerable, rush the kids into the car and drive 40 minutes dropping them off, while stinking of booze and/or looking dishevelled.
• Arrive home sweating and lightheaded, collapse into bed, sleep until 4pm.
• Wake up, take a glass of whiskey to "steady your nerves", shower and make yourself presentable incase you have to interact with adults.
• Pick kids up while being anxious about meeting adults who may enquire about your well being ("I'm a youtuber my life is Chaotic, you wouldn't understand. . .gotta go now, bye!!!").
• Arrive home with kids, secretly take enough drugs/drink to make interacting with your children tolerable, Kayla will get up at dinner time since she will be starving.
• Demand a strict deadline where all the kids have to eat dinner then be out of your presence by a certain time.
• 10-11pm You can finally reward yourself with some unobstructed drink or drugs.
• 12am: you finally start to feel "normal" and you can drink and have fun with Kayla/whatever adult is sharing your vices.
• 5am: collapse into bed after setting an alarm for 8:30am.
• Repeat until your body gives out or you hurt/kill one of your kids (Nick only allowed his daughter to become a drug addict, so things will have to become far far worse for him to break this cycle)​

So when Nick says he is stressed, I believe him. Being a long term addict is like permanently being sick, with the stress of concealing it, having to meet basic standards when his 40yo ailing body is crying out for a solid 24 hours of uninterrupted sleep so his body can start to cover from the abuse he inflicted on it the night before.

 

[Swole McPole]

Edit to Add: It's widely speculated that the kids still go to their grandparents on the weekends for church (the old one), so Friday-Sunday or something. His kids still attend the old church - that's verified.

When we were kids, my parents would send us to church. They did it because it was the only time they got to stay in bed and fuck. I never knew either of them go voluntarily themselves. So I'm assuming church serves a similar function for Nick and Kayla Rekieta. The weekends must be swinging/drugging time.

That said, I do feel sorry for those poor fucking kids. How embarrassing must it be to keep having to go along to the church that turned your family into the cops for their swinging and their drug consumption? Even if the parishoners don't actually look down on the kids, they must surely pity them. How shit must it be to show up, week in, week out to church services where everybody pities you because Mom and Dad are the parish degenerates?

 

[AltisticRight]

Where's your stream, skelly boy?
Too scared to stream? It's not going to magically inflate your debit card.
DECLINED. DENIED.

 

[Vibralldo]

Where's your stream, skelly boy?
Too scared to stream? It's not going to magically inflate your debit card.
DECLINED. DENIED.

Nick's such a lil pussy that even when he's literally out of money he refuses to do the one thing that'll earn him a little cash because the trolls will make fun of him

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Funniest thing about the hot-tip that bouncer called in to Aaron is that you just know Nick relates deeply to “free fallin.” Bet he looks at Kayla as he sings, “and I’m freeee, free fasaaaalling’” with a homosexual glimmer in his eye, shaking his noodle arms in his current favorite cuck tank, thinking he’s so cool.

Spoiler: Nick relating deeply

She’s a gooood girl, loves her mama

Loves Jeeeesus, and America too

She’s a gooood girl, crazy ‘bout Elvis

Loves hoooorses

And her boyfriend too

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

We got topless pics of Kayla yet?

Balldoman is a menace and we're going to expose him! Get us pictures of Kayla's titties!
- K. Kiwi Kiwison, of The Daily Lolcow

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

She’s a gooood girl, loves her mama

Jebus, that explains a lot of April's unfortunate features. Gonna be a rough 30s for her. But not as rough as Nick's 40s!!!

 

[Melty Butter]

That said, I do feel sorry for those poor fucking kids. How embarrassing must it be to keep having to go along to the church that turned your family into the cops for their swinging and their drug consumption?

I have a pet theory that his eldest daughter (who is 12 going on 13) is not having it. There's something in her eyes in Shari's recent FB pic that gives "don't fuck with me" vibes.

Also, in one of Nick's stupid Locals streams (late Oct, IIRC) she determinedly walked into the kitchen in a hoodie to get something - not giving a shit that her father was streaming, or maybe even resenting the fact he was streaming.

My impression is that the eldest is playing his role as the dutiful achiever very well. Hard to speak for the second son. I believe he's the other kid who has some ADD issues (there are two). But the eldest daughter? I see her. My parents were not nearly as bad as Kayla and Nick, but I was completely done with their bullshit by 13 years-old.