Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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just lurking said:
I'd love to be able to look into Andy's brain for a few minutes and see what his goal is, what he really wants cuz i cant fucking figure it out
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His goal is to live forever on the taxpayer's dime and live out his ABDL fetish every day.

That's Andy's goal.
He has BPD, schtizo-effective disorder, Munchhausen syndrome, and a low IQ.
And in the immortal words of Scott Steiner:
 
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Acceptable said:
the fact this his "way" is so inconsistent is what really fucking irks me. he has a meltdown if the cops are called yet he does things on purpose to get them called. he calls people begging to talk to them but then gets upset when they try to have a civil adult conversation with him, he uses his text to speech and then moments later will be screeching and yelling and talking. Even Andy doesn't know what he wanwants
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I think everything he's doing along the way is part of what he wants. He doesn't just do this in a half-assed way to convince people he's retarded or whatever, he really loves fucking with people, wearing down their patience, making a game with seeing how much he can abuse them. What he wants is as much attention as possible, and it doesn't matter if it's negative or positive.
Asking someone to wipe his ass is a win-win, if they do it his fetish gets fulfilled, if they refuse, too bad, now you have to listen to him whine like a baby at the top of his adult voice for hours. Andy makes sure that if you interact with him you will be victimized by him one way or another.
 
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“The Ballad of Man-Baby Andy”

There once was a man, but not quite a man,
A tantrum-toss tyrant with no master plan.
His name, you ask? Why, Andy’s the chap—
A full-grown child with a gift for the slap.

He lived with his parents, who walked on eggshells,
While Andy just screamed and unleashed his yells.
He’d break all the dishes, then cry on the floor,
Demanding they bring him his juice — and some more.

“Abuse?” said the neighbors, “That poor little lad!”
But the bruises he gave made the situation sad.
Mom’s got a limp, and Dad’s gone half-deaf,
While Andy insists he's the one who’s bereft.

Then came the forum, with eyes sharp and keen,
The watchers of weird from the depths of the screen.
Kiwifarms rose, with receipts in their grip,
To chronicle Andy's chaotic guilt trip.

They posted the clips, the rants, the attacks,
Andy screaming wild with logic that cracks.
He called them the bullies, the mean, evil crowd,
While he beat on his folks and cried out loud.

But fate has a punchline — or sometimes a fist,
When karma gets bored and throws a hard twist.
One day he raged in a crowded cafe,
And someone just snapped in a poetic display.

WHAM! went the justice, straight to the jaw,
The man-baby tumbled, all silence and awe.
A round of applause, and coffee was poured,
While Andy just whimpered, justice restored.

So heed this tale of tantrums and doom:
Of parents who suffer and sons who assume.
The web may be wild, but truth finds a stage—
And sometimes the villain gets punched off the page.
 
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Fetid Queef said:
“The Ballad of Man-Baby Andy”

There once was a man, but not quite a man,
A tantrum-toss tyrant with no master plan.
His name, you ask? Why, Andy’s the chap—
A full-grown child with a gift for the slap.

He lived with his parents, who walked on eggshells,
While Andy just screamed and unleashed his yells.
He’d break all the dishes, then cry on the floor,
Demanding they bring him his juice — and some more.

“Abuse?” said the neighbors, “That poor little lad!”
But the bruises he gave made the situation sad.
Mom’s got a limp, and Dad’s gone half-deaf,
While Andy insists he's the one who’s bereft.

Then came the forum, with eyes sharp and keen,
The watchers of weird from the depths of the screen.
Kiwifarms rose, with receipts in their grip,
To chronicle Andy's chaotic guilt trip.

They posted the clips, the rants, the attacks,
Andy screaming wild with logic that cracks.
He called them the bullies, the mean, evil crowd,
While he beat on his folks and cried out loud.

But fate has a punchline — or sometimes a fist,
When karma gets bored and throws a hard twist.
One day he raged in a crowded cafe,
And someone just snapped in a poetic display.

WHAM! went the justice, straight to the jaw,
The man-baby tumbled, all silence and awe.
A round of applause, and coffee was poured,
While Andy just whimpered, justice restored.

So heed this tale of tantrums and doom:
Of parents who suffer and sons who assume.
The web may be wild, but truth finds a stage—
And sometimes the villain gets punched off the page.
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What Andy truly wants.
 
just lurking said:
I'd love to be able to look into Andy's brain for a few minutes and see what his goal is, what he really wants cuz i cant fucking figure it out
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I still stand by this assessment.
Autismobili Lamborghini said:
He understands.

I would describe Andy's mindset as revolving around being a oppositional-defiant sexual deviant, and so having a guardian would not only be be the ultimate form of validation for Andy's ABDL delusions but would also give him a foil to always play against, and that's the greatest thing Andy wants out of a 'guardian'- a plaything. He desires to have someone/something have some form of parental authority over him so he can then flip the script on them in whatever way possible- whenever he feels that it is necessary.

It isn't just a control thing with guardianship, Andy has wanted to cede away control over him by demanding from his providers a cribcage for bed that he cannot get out of without supervision, to a key-locked girdle/belt with a mounted gps to track him if he 'escapes', and of course the diaper shit and other general feigned helplessness behaviors et cetera. It's a fetish mindset.


You know it, I know it, we all know it: Newfane was pretty much as close it got to that, and that 600 lb door stood no chance against the squatch. Not all places will take Andrew, he's a beast that wins his battles through attrition, time and again- until the legal consequences become obvious enough to him that he stops. The Cleveland PD's successful poopsquatch defense strategy of actually charging him for felonies that he's committed, the Tonawanda PD warrant and Tom's final domestic violence restraining order all attest to this.



To get a plaything, be it a grouphome or some poor miserable son of a bitch. Andy's doublethink on what a guardian is to him is clear about this; he wants a second Mama or Papa Ditch to go through it all over again, replaying the same rehashed scripts that we have already seen in this thread. Andy is pathologically incapable of being satisfied with what he's given for accomodations because they never go 'far' enough, which is another major motivating force for him.
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Space Police said:
People like Andy who perpetuate these stereotypes about autism are doing untold amounts of harm. People with high-functioning autism don't fidget or carry around a teddy bear or obsess over pop media or have weird fetishes or whatever self-diagnosed "autistic" internet people do (of which Andy is the logical extreme). They usually have hyperfixations that they use to either get really good at hobbies (real ones, so video games and anime and whatever don't count) or enter high-pressure fields like academia. They may not like socializing, but plenty of neurotypical people don't either, and there are lots of autistic people who are fine socially and even extroverted. Autism isn't an excuse for unacceptable or strange behaviour, but the psychological authority won't admit that because it's a good excuse to segregate children, and fakers make them lots of money via doctor-shopping and unnecessary therapy. All of Andy's problems are bad choices, not mental health problems.
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I have no idea why you think Andy is pretending to have high-functioning autism.
 
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RileyCaitBodo said:
Just wait until he loses his current care/housing plan which he most likely will.
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Only this This time I don't know if you guys not remember but He has staff this time, to keep him off the internet. It's been 2 months now, not a single video or anything, we don't know Andrew's current status or if he was able to trick them with those tests into giving the desired results....it's kinda frustrating.
 
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