Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[A-Stump]

At the core of Andy is just your overweight diabetic opioid addict that stages falls so he can get pills for his "back injury" - Andy's thinking is if he acts like just enough of a baby, the doctors and nurses will give him his personal pizza and Percocet to keep him quiet.

He plays up the back pain because he wants more baby shit. Constantly talking about falling out of bed (supposedly) got him a 'safety bed' which I'm guessing has bars or something.

Dude wants to sleep in a crib basically but he'll take the next best thing. Every single thing Andy does is in his head some 4D play to RP as a baby all day every day. He wants people to bathe him, feed him, and wipe his ass.

See you're trying to have him make far more sense than what he actually does. A pillhead would be trivial shit. Andy's motivations are so whacked out and fucked up that if you were to show me an episode of Law & Order with a character like him I'd say they were trying too hard.

 

[Konata Izumi's Husband]

Why doesn't Andy just put on a few hundred more pounds? If he were so fat that he couldn't leave his bed, people would have no choice but to change his diapers for him. He'd have an easier time playing the victim, too.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Why doesn't Andy just put on a few hundred more pounds? If he were so fat that he couldn't leave his bed, people would have no choice but to change his diapers for him. He'd have an easier time playing the victim, too.

Andy's already +400 lbs, and it takes a lot of calories to balloon up any further than that. And andy's usually under hospital or group home care so his food intake is regulated. He's also on a fixed income and doesn't have a lot of money to blow on tri-daily supreme pizzas like some death fats. He also lacks a key feature for the super obese: he has no enabler since Tom has more or less cut andy out of his life.

So even if andy wanted to, he couldn't.

 

[Amewsed]

Andy's already +400 lbs, and it takes a lot of calories to balloon up any further than that. And andy's usually under hospital or group home care so his food intake is regulated. He's also on a fixed income and doesn't have a lot of money to blow on tri-daily supreme pizzas like some death fats. He also lacks a key feature for the super obese: he has no enabler since Tom has more or less cut andy out of his life.

So even if andy wanted to, he couldn't.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Andy's already +400 lbs, and it takes a lot of calories to balloon up any further than that. And andy's usually under hospital or group home care so his food intake is regulated. He's also on a fixed income and doesn't have a lot of money to blow on tri-daily supreme pizzas like some death fats. He also lacks a key feature for the super obese: he has no enabler since Tom has more or less cut andy out of his life.

So even if andy wanted to, he couldn't.

Well... Andy also has a documented case of hypothyroid. Hypothyroid can make you fat as fuck without even trying, because hormones are a bitch.

 

[Ilabelle21]

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[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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I'd hate to see the mascot they'd get to come on out to the field.

Well... Andy also has a documented case of hypothyroid. Hypothyroid can make you fat as fuck without even trying, because hormones are a bitch.

is that legit though? Andy claims to have everything under the sun and I have the list to to prove it.

We've seen him begging his dad to bring him pizzas and other junk food while he's in group home.

 

[Amewsed]

Andy would love these. It's all about the poo for him.

Spoiler: possibly NSFW

 

[nevertosubmit88]

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Someone needs to make official merch of this. I will most certainly buy this.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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Andy would love these. It's all about the poo for him.

Spoiler: possibly NSFW

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Get these as baseball jerseys; Tonawanda is a straight shot from the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown.

is that legit though? Andy claims to have everything under the sun and I have the list to to prove it.

Gosh, I couldn't point to a specific video, but it does consistently appear on his paperwork.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Gosh, I couldn't point to a specific video, but it does consistently appear on his paperwork.

i can buy it, as long as we have something more than just andy's word

 

[pooterino]

I would hope this would go without saying but if anyone here is an Amdy-alogger or *gag* pooptoucher, a PSA: Don't.

Baby Amdy has just posted a video saying that he's going to be returning to his youtube account and enabling comments as a kind of retard honeydicking scheme; he wants to collect youtube usernames of his "trolls" and "boolies" in order to try to pin the alleged NY State felony of cyberboolying on them. I suppose anyone who is stupid enough to taunt Andy with a youtube account that could somehow tie back to them deserves everything they get but eh, heads up anyway.

 

[Konata Izumi's Husband]

I would hope this would go without saying but if anyone here is an Amdy-alogger or *gag* pooptoucher, a PSA: Don't.

Baby Amdy has just posted a video saying that he's going to be returning to his youtube account and enabling comments as a kind of retard honeydicking scheme; he wants to collect youtube usernames of his "trolls" and "boolies" in order to try to pin the alleged NY State felony of cyberboolying on them. I suppose anyone who is stupid enough to taunt Andy with a youtube account that could somehow tie back to them deserves everything they get but eh, heads up anyway.

 

[A-Stump]

I would hope this would go without saying but if anyone here is an Amdy-alogger or *gag* pooptoucher, a PSA: Don't.

Baby Amdy has just posted a video saying that he's going to be returning to his youtube account and enabling comments as a kind of retard honeydicking scheme; he wants to collect youtube usernames of his "trolls" and "boolies" in order to try to pin the alleged NY State felony of cyberboolying on them. I suppose anyone who is stupid enough to taunt Andy with a youtube account that could somehow tie back to them deserves everything they get but eh, heads up anyway.

Dude can't even go back to New York state because he's afraid of being lifted for his warrant I don't like cowtipping on principle but this is just silly if you take more than two seconds to think about it.

 

[${Sandy}]

I would hope this would go without saying but if anyone here is an Amdy-alogger or *gag* pooptoucher, a PSA: Don't.

Baby Amdy has just posted a video saying that he's going to be returning to his youtube account and enabling comments as a kind of retard honeydicking scheme; he wants to collect youtube usernames of his "trolls" and "boolies" in order to try to pin the alleged NY State felony of cyberboolying on them. I suppose anyone who is stupid enough to taunt Andy with a youtube account that could somehow tie back to them deserves everything they get but eh, heads up anyway.

I'm not an alogger but honestly, I seriously fucking doubt anybody will get arrested for bewsing him.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

New Baby Andy archive gold mine has dropped. It's covering the 2022-2025 era, several thousand recordings listed:

https://archive.org/details/babyandyarchive2/

this is entirely new and separate from the first baby andy archive

 

[pooterino]

New Baby Andy archive gold mine has dropped. It's covering the 2022-2025 era, several thousand recordings listed:

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https://archive.org/details/babyandyarchive2/

this is entirely new and separate from the first baby andy archive

Oh, look, how cool!

Spoiler: first thing I see, do not click

Just 400lb manbaby Amdy casually digging through a thoroughly filled diaper of pudding-consistency shit that clearly has corn in it. Thanks, Autismobili!

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Oh, look, how cool!

Spoiler: first thing I see, do not click

Just 400lb manbaby Amdy casually digging through a thoroughly filled diaper of pudding-consistency shit that clearly has corn in it. Thanks, Autismobili!

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It's got some gold sprinkled in there, like Juice finding out what ABDL shit was:

 

[A-Stump]

It's got some gold sprinkled in there, like Juice finding out what ABDL shit was:
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I don't really know who Juice is (some kind of a representative?) but wow him calling someone a 'fat fucking cunt', the balls on the dude. I truly wish someone would talk to him exactly the way he does to them. His dad used to if he got really steamed and would call Andy stuff like a 'horrifying monster' which is one of the most apt descriptions I can think of for him.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I don't really know who Juice is (some kind of a representative?) but wow him calling someone a 'fat fucking cunt', the balls on the dude. I truly wish someone would talk to him exactly the way he does to them. His dad used to if he got really steamed and would call Andy stuff like a 'horrifying monster' which is one of the most apt descriptions I can think of for him.

She was the social worker that actually stood up for him, and really tried to get him that autism diagnosis. She actually believed him, and wanted to get him help. If she worked with anyone else, she would've been that person's hero.

But she got Andy. So all of her work was in vain.