DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

If anyone had any doubt that he puts on crocodile tears to manipulate people this stream is the perfect example - goes from crying about how great his wife is to mentioning that Ethan Ralph lives in a shack to Mexico to expertly calculating exactly how much money he needs and playing animations of money falling from the sky with slot machine sounds in the span of like 2 minutes... While also continuously pretending he has to leave while baiting for more and more tips.

 

[Iron Father]

One of the funniest moments for me was watching Tevin's restream.

He switched his cam on and celebrated DSP breaking down in tears and walking off stream by slamming back a shot.

This fucking fag cries on stream like twice a year at this point. Estrogen-filled big-titted soyboy.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

One of the funniest moments for me was watching Tevin's restream.
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He switched his cam on and celebrated DSP breaking down in tears and walking off stream by slamming back a shot.

This fucking fag cries on stream like twice a year at this point. Estrogen-filled big-titted soyboy.

Jesus Christ the beg counter is off the charts

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

15 minutes straight of him claiming he's leaving.

Derich learned it from watching you!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil tells us, direct quote, "my wife should work in a restaurant, I think if my wife was a cook she would actually be happy".

Not exactly wrong, my dad is a professional chef and he was fat as fuck for most of his life, he only started losing weight after he retired. Then again, to be a chef you actually have to know how to cook meals that are more complicated than the slop I made when I was 14 and just got home from school.

 

[AltisticRight]

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lmao

I'm sure you did ashtroon he grifted nearly $2000 from his simps, he must be sobbing.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Couldn't even hit the 3k goal...Sad! I guess he will be able to hit rank 1 in this Champions event at least since he spent 2800 on it already.

Truly the most pathetic DSP stream of all time. I guess all the 100 sub bombs not going through on Kick really ruined his planned goal. I don't even know what to say the entire stream was just begging with no content and he looked miserable.

 

[Iron Father]

Kat's famous strawberry cobbler, courtesy of Cheri's

Gross. All of Khet's cooking looks like she chewed on it first and then regurgitated it onto a paper plate for baby Philip to devour.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Maybe having booze as part of a marathon isn't such a good idea there, Mr. Former Alcoholic.
He didn't do shit for 6/9th of that whole stream if you count 1.5 hours of gameplay and Lego as some sort of "content".

Just sat there, drank, and begged. What a pathetic stream.

So this guy:
-Hyped up this LEGO segment as interactive
-Paywalled background music for the LEGOs
-Promised to drink (he owes 2 shots) during LEGOs
And hasn't done any of them lmao. He's not talking with chat because he's too focused "speedrunning" the LEGO set.
But remember: "I don't like to over-promise and under-deliver, you guys!"

This is the type of shit I'm gettin tired of. He tried to make it a point because support slowed down during LEGO so that must mean sitting here doing nothing is what people want, considering thats when people gave him money.
This is where Phils greed sets in and starts to forget he has 300+ other people to entertain(and climbin downward!) that don't want to just sit there and stare at a guy talking in loops about the same shit over and over.
So please Phil, just do a stream for 4 hours of sitting there. See how long that lasts on any other day.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

When you realize that you'll be doing this song and dance for the rest of your life:
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SUFFAH, Phil Burnell.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Just watching this stalling drunk rant and once again, this is where keeping up with Phil pays off.
So now he admits that he was afraid that it was over for him after Kino Casino snaked him (he snaked them, btw, he's the King Snake and planned the whole thing!) and that the idea of going back to how things were really scared him.

Wait, didn't he say all the time that he was happy back then? That the $50 tip goal streams were fine by him (I know they weren't 50 dollar streams)? Now he says that he feared going back to that, so either he lied all those times (what a shocker) or he's lying now. In either case, he looks like a dishonest piece of shit.

Also, now his old content was trash? I thought he was doing improv comedy and that took far more effort than those youtubers doing direct capture and editing? It's crazy how not only Phil lies but lies so much and so hard that even previous statements are retconned into lies while trying to be "honest".

Anyway, this was truly a pathetic drunk segment, like not even funny pathetic, just utterly pathetic, like Homer crying and screaming when that bear attacks him. It should be funny, but it isn't.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

One of the funniest moments for me was watching Tevin's restream.
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He switched his cam on and celebrated DSP breaking down in tears and walking off stream by slamming back a shot.

This fucking fag cries on stream like twice a year at this point. Estrogen-filled big-titted soyboy.

I think this was the most pathetic birthday stream to date.

'Muh wife is an angel. Khet is the reason I'm not angry anymore' says manchild who flies off the handle and tells people to eat shit with a spoon out his ass.

Also we all dislike him because we don't have fat unfuckable wives who cook slop and are boring.

Don't wish an obese potato on psych meds on me, Phil, thanks.

 

[Iron Father]

Also we all dislike him because we don't have fat unfuckable wives who cook slop and are boring.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I think this was the most pathetic birthday stream to date.

'Muh wife is an angel. Khet is the reason I'm not angry anymore' says manchild who flies off the handle and tells people to eat shit with a spoon out his ass.

Also we all dislike him because we don't have fat unfuckable wives who cook slop and are boring.

Don't wish an obese potato on psych meds on me, Phil, thanks.

Phil wishes happiness on everyone and understands that people do drama and shit on him because they're in pain...

...but they're also mouthdrooling moronic hyperfocused retards who he would sue for everything they have if he had the chance, also if they disappeared today no one would care and the world would be a better place.

What an understanding person. He truly shows his sympathy and good will when he literally daydreams about suing his haters rather than taking his beloved angel of a wife to a honeymoon.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm sure you did ashtroon he grifted nearly $2000 from his simps, he must be sobbing.

And by tomorrow it will all be gone and he'll be back to begging

 

[KD6-3.7]

Phil wishes happiness on everyone and understands that people do drama and shit on him because they're in pain...

...but they're also mouthdrooling moronic hyperfocused retards who he would sue for everything they have if he had the chance, also if they disappeared today no one would care and the world would be a better place.

What an understanding person. He truly shows his sympathy and good will when he literally daydreams about suing his haters rather than taking his beloved angel of a wife to a honeymoon.

Everyone should be lucky enough to have a perfect life like his, with a beautiful wife, a cat-son, and a shitty middle unit condo in a gated community filled with retirees. It’s hilarious because it’s simultaneously condescending, AYUND pathetic.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

So now he admits that he was afraid that it was over for him after Kino Casino snaked him (he snaked them, btw, he's the King Snake and planned the whole thing!)

Just for the record: Somewhere in the first 2.5 or so hours of the stream, he reiterated the King Snake narrative (in response to a bait question of course). He contradicted himself at least twice subsequently, but I think it’s worth noting that he will still claim to have planned the snaking under some conditions.

 

[DerelictOnion]

What an understanding person. He truly shows his sympathy and good will when he literally daydreams about suing his haters rather than taking his beloved angel of a wife to a honeymoon.

There should be at least one Karl Jobst-style defamation lawsuit in DSP's history. Bonus points if it is against Doody. It's gonna be Kino no matter the outcome.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm sure you did ashtroon he grifted nearly $2000 from his simps, he must be sobbing.

Phil may be sobbing but Scopely is celebrating tonight.

 

[Cherry Dude]

By far the funniest thing about all of this is that Phil could have made 10k tonight and it wouldn't have made a difference. It would all be gone within a week, wasted on WWE and shitty rgb keyboards.

Money well spent, dents.