The British Summer of Discontent - The growing civil unrest of the native British population, sparked by the murder of 3 young girls in Southport

The God Emperor kills Globohomo within months of taking office...
America-San, I fucking Kneel.

At this rate I'm going to wake up one day to front page news that Keir Starmer is currently in a gimp mask having his tits burnt by a cigar smoking Trump, the headline will read "Let me be clear, my nippies hurt real bad"
I love Trump so much, bros, that it almost feels treasonous.
 
Trump is one of the few presidents who breaks the mould. One of his favourites was Truman, and it shows with him. He is like a mix of Eisenhower and Truman. I am curious about Starmer's angle now, I think he might go full deportation. Yes, this is totally a move to try and save his career, but hey, it is very different.
 
. I am curious about Starmer's angle now, I think he might go full deportation.
Too many people in his party that will kick off as they want to import the third world.

He'll probably try and go the sending them to Albania thing, say the ECHR won't let him do it despite Italy doing it, and just talk about being strong on immigration despite just letting them in and giving them even more gibbs.
 
Anyone catch the headline on the daily mail website earlier today, telling people that cyber attacks against infrastructure by Russia are imminent and all households should have 72-hour kits of enough food and water and meds to last them?

It was dropped within 30 minutes of being on the website and vanished completely. If anything does happen then it'll be because the infrastructure in this country is fucked, not because Russia attacks us.
 
Anyone catch the headline on the daily mail website earlier today, telling people that cyber attacks against infrastructure by Russia are imminent and all households should have 72-hour kits of enough food and water and meds to last them?

It was dropped within 30 minutes of being on the website and vanished completely. If anything does happen then it'll be because the infrastructure in this country is fucked, not because Russia attacks us.
That's been standard government advice for a while now.
 
That's been standard government advice for a while now.
I mean it's just plain old common sense. Anyone who doesn't have such provisions needs to sort their shit out. However, making it the headlines on the DM website smacks of manipulation of some kind and its all the more interesting it vanished.

Doesn't just apply to food either. If you drive and it's safe to then keeping a couple of Jerry cans of fuel about is also sensible,too. Also off the top of my head: power banks and spare charging cable (if you can find a small solar powered charging bank, all the better) a wind up radio, torch, batteries, hygiene supplies, bin liners, bottled water and a penknife are also essentials.
 
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it's safe to then keeping a couple of Jerry cans of fuel about is also sensible,too
It's really not safe because if the person behind you doesn't drive safe you're going to die in an inferno. Plus petrol doesn't store for long period of time and you're risking completely fucking your engine pouring degraded petrol into it. I've just ruined everyone's enjoyment of zombie movies with that.
 
Think I first read the "72 hour survival kit" in Europe well before Christmas.

Its bollocks really. All but the very poor have a couple of weeks of food in their houses. You won't starve in 72 hours,

You can buy yourself a cheap Chinese generator to ensure you are not without power. Powerful enough to power some lights, radio, keep your phone and tablets charged, etc.

Just be prepared for your neighbours calling round asking for a candy floss and a toffee apple.
 
I am curious about Starmer's angle now, I think he might go full deportation. Yes, this is totally a move to try and save his career, but hey, it is very different.
Starmer going full wignat to salvage his terminal career is one of the weirder things I've heard this month. If a man does the right thing for the wrong reasons, do you praise him or tell him to fuck off anyway?
 
This whole thing makes me feel, more than anything, that Starmer is absolutely and completely a prostitute and nothing more. Actually probably worse than a whore,because when it comes to whores, you know where you stand.

Starmer, however, is so completely and utterly desperate to keep his party of paki loving faggot worshipping, globohomo adoring
, pedophile enabling, private school educated, bufty boys in power he will say and do literally anything to do so.

Anyone so desperate to retain power isn't just contemptible, they are dangerous.
 
Starmer is absolutely and completely a prostitute and nothing more.
We just need to get him whoring more for the right people then. Alas lord alli still has an appendage so far up his arse he may as well be a spitting image puppet.
Uk just got 10% tariffs (?) while Europe got 25% so frankly we should be doing everything we can to butter the orange man up to get that dropped or lowered even further. I dunno make him a laird or summat.
Starmer should do a mediaeval penance tour, on his knees to Canterbury, standing to pronounce he is terribly sorry for globalism at every peasant he passes.
 
We just need to get him whoring more for the right people then. Alas lord alli still has an appendage so far up his arse he may as well be a spitting image puppet.
Uk just got 10% tariffs (?) while Europe got 25% so frankly we should be doing everything we can to butter the orange man up to get that dropped or lowered even further. I dunno make him a laird or summat.
Starmer should do a mediaeval penance tour, on his knees to Canterbury, standing to pronounce he is terribly sorry for globalism at every peasant he passes.
Well he's used to being on his knees to gobble Lord Alis Muslim cock so I guess it wouldn't be too onerous for him.

The Left will never stand up for nor defend white people. They have a gigantic fetish for anything exotic or foreign and a huge dose of self hatred,which they turn on their fellow whites. I can't ever see the labour party ever giving a fuck about the native population of the UK.
 
Crossposting from the South Park thread bc I was watching some of the episodes, and noticed some of them were banned. I then combed through the episode listing, and this is a list of all the banned SP episodes so far on Sky.

Here's a list of the removed episodes from Hooked on Money Phonics onwards, which are the episodes currently available. (I'm not including the five obviously banned ones about the Prophet Mohammed, may piss be upon him)

  • Season 5 episode 2: Cripple Fight
  • Season 5 episode 4: Scott Tennerman Must Die (One of, if not, the most iconic episodes of the series
  • Season 6 episode 1: Jared has aids
  • Season 6 episode 7: Simpsons did it. (which fucking sucks as Professor Chaos is available)
  • Season 6 episode 14: The Death Camp of Tolerance (I guess it hit too close to home)
  • Season 6 episode 17: Red Slay Down.
  • Season 7 episode 1: I'm a little bit country.
  • Season 8 episode 1: Good Time with Weapons (Oi do u have a loicense for that knife)
  • Season 8 episode 5: Awesom-O
  • Season 8 Episode 8 Vote or Die (To quote Rucka, We'll Free Diddy. Granted, it's also voting)
  • Season 9 episode 6: The Death of Eric Cartman
  • Season 9 episode 12: Trapped in the closet (considering we're making Tom Cruise a sir now...)
  • Season 11 episode 14: The List (no clue why this is missing)
  • Season 16 episode 4: Jewpacabra
  • Season 16 episode 10: Insecurity (I think it's the episode with the Bane mask?
  • Season 17 episode 6: Ginger cow
Gotta love the faggots at Ofcunt. All this censorshit does is basically reinforce the idea that you can't let people know, or think about doing the wrong stuff but in reality that does jack bc word of mouth is a thing. South Park isn't going to radicalize some random tosser to start playing with a knife, or some kid to murder someone's parents and putting them in a chilli for pulling a prank.

It's shit like this which is why I'm going out of my way to build an archive of older British comedy and stuff that I actually like. God forbid the day comes when 'Allo 'Allo is banned because it pisses off the frenchies.
 
Crossposting from the South Park thread bc I was watching some of the episodes, and noticed some of them were banned. I then combed through the episode listing, and this is a list of all the banned SP episodes so far on Sky.
What's bizarre is that I think some of those episodes were removed because they might 'encourage bullying' or be considered otherwise insensitive, but younger people — the probably justification for why they were removed in the first place — are probably going to watch that shit online via a streaming service as opposed to conventional TV. All the episodes are up (except the 'Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow' for some reason?) on Paramount+
  • Season 11 episode 14: The List (no clue why this is missing)
The synopsis reads: S11 E14: The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results

So yeah, with the idea in mind that these episodes might encourage 'bullying', it makes sense why they took it down, as impotent as it is.
 
  • Season 5 episode 2: Cripple Fight
  • Season 5 episode 4: Scott Tennerman Must Die (One of, if not, the most iconic episodes of the series
  • Season 6 episode 1: Jared has aids
  • Season 6 episode 7: Simpsons did it. (which fucking sucks as Professor Chaos is available)
  • Season 6 episode 14: The Death Camp of Tolerance (I guess it hit too close to home)
  • Season 6 episode 17: Red Slay Down.
  • Season 7 episode 1: I'm a little bit country.
  • Season 8 episode 1: Good Time with Weapons (Oi do u have a loicense for that knife)
  • Season 8 episode 5: Awesom-O
  • Season 8 Episode 8 Vote or Die (To quote Rucka, We'll Free Diddy. Granted, it's also voting)
  • Season 9 episode 6: The Death of Eric Cartman
  • Season 9 episode 12: Trapped in the closet (considering we're making Tom Cruise a sir now...)
its alr8 to r8 me l8 m8 but wtf? These are some of my favourite episodes. Scott Tennerman must die is a great episode.
Good time with weapons has the fun 'protect my balls' song.
I've got all of the first 14 seasons on a hard drive so they can't take them from me, but still, this fucking sucks. The world is gay.
 
Absolutely, they are petrified of people like Lowe because people listen to him, and with Reform on the decline, it gives Lowe a lot more spotlight. Scott Tennerman has been listed as the most perfect South Park episode. Why the fuck did they ban awesom-o. Yet they did not ban the Museum of Tolerance episode. They missed a really good punchline there.
 
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