William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You think Billy enjoys hearing the stories where he's some mastermind.

Sometimes I wonder if Billy or his son are in Karl's discord asking innocent questions to trigger him.
Not sure I could resist right now.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

You fuckers better be right about the hot sauce being good. But even if it's not good, knowing my money went to something speed trannies hate (which ironically they ended up giving Billy Mitchell money if they donated to help Karl) it's still money well spent. Still though, would like it if the hot sauce is good too.

At the end of the day hot sauce isn't like scotch or something, there's a pretty narrow ceiling on how good it can be and I'm sure rickey's hot sauce either hits that ceiling or comes close to it given how long it's been around for.

 

[AltisticRight]

obviously you can't just be a troon, you have to talk about it, even when it's wildly inappropriate, like at a speedrun charity event for example.

That troon who got his thread rediscovered couldn't stop yapping about his freak crossdressing fetish. They can't help themselves. It's an illness. They need the attention like fish needs water.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Anyone who works 70 hours a week is a sucker and a slave.

As someone who used to work 70 hours a week I can confirm that this is, in fact, true.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

You fuckers better be right about the hot sauce being good. But even if it's not good, knowing my money went to something speed trannies hate (which ironically they ended up giving Billy Mitchell money if they donated to help Karl) it's still money well spent. Still though, would like it if the hot sauce is good too.

It’s been about a decade since I had some. I remember liking it well enough. It’s probably comparable to brands like gringo bandito.

 

[just Reading a post]

You think Billy enjoys hearing the stories where he's some mastermind.

We need a Billy edit of the Bogandoff copypasta.
Because the way they see it. Billy is the shadow puppet master, behind the world.

I fucking hope he appeals it based on the Temu DesTiny arguments that Erstaz is putting out. After being so self righteous in his pursuit of Billy's apparent wrong doings of breaking holy speedrunning laws by pinning body's on him.
Because it is going to be even more entertaining when it all gets crushed and he owes Billy even more money.
It is just fucking such a self fucking own. Yes Billy is a vexatious litigant, yes he is an annoying spaz with an ego about scores.
But they have gotten so ass mad, that he wont capitulate to endless arguments over using emulators or not using emulators, Colors of joysticks or pixels being rendered different. They got shitter shattered really over the fact that Billy just ignored their edicts as the council of speed running.
That they are obviously becoming worse than him.
"Don't capitulate to my arguments that say i am 100% right? That means you are a murderer".
They should have just left him alone to continue to claim he was the King of Kong to the 4 people who still fucking care. I would understand if he was making bank and doing MSM talk shows and had a very big celeb profile built on a lie.
But this guy sits in the corner of knock off roadshow conventions.
He has no greater public celeb profile.
I can see why we have such a thing as the no touching cows rules. Because not only it is stupid for the site. It risks the cow looking better than the Trolls who go after them.

 

[Lament Configuration]

You think Billy enjoys hearing the stories where he's some mastermind.

he pretty much is a mastermind within his niche of retro arcade gaming with a long history of string pulling to hold his position at the top. He's the most famous pre-Internet/YouTube/twitch gamer I can think of. Obviously not a household name, but he had mainstream success with MTV True Life and King of Kong in the 2000s. Reaching that level of fame as a Pac-Man gamer from the 80s is impressive

That's one of the reasons this whole war has been so compelling. Billy is a famous gamer from the 80s, well before the Internet, who just took a shit all over a famous terminally online gamer from modern times. It's a great story

 

[Sharpeteer]

It is just fucking such a self fucking own. Yes Billy is a vexatious litigant, yes he is an annoying spaz with an ego about scores.
But they have gotten so ass mad, that he wont capitulate to endless arguments over using emulators or not using emulators, Colors of joysticks or pixels being rendered different. They got shitter shattered really over the fact that Billy just ignored their edicts as the council of speed running.

Karl made the conscious decision to put the very real possibility of losing over the well being of his own family. I bet the first lawyer said something of the sort.

All in the name of being the "dragon slayer" to prove that Billy Mitchell cheated in Donkey Kong decades ago, something most people have already accepted. This was more important to him than just settling and walking away from this nightmare. And no, his pathetic $3,000 offer (with required confidentiality) is not a real settlement, that's a joke.

A settlement of like 50 grand or something like that is a lot less painful than a $400k judgement, and all of Billy's court fees, which you know are going to be a lot. International lawsuits are fucking expensive.

Karl, your friends were specifically named as the reason Apollo did it, and you knew that.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Maximus Wang

No way this is fucking real! Aside from how absolutely retarded it is, did he give HIS son his wife's last name?!

It's WONG not Wang. That kid will still be bullied because it sounds stupid but Wang is false. The farms invented a new last name for the albino's wife and now treats it as a fact.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

They got shitter shattered really over the fact that Billy just ignored their edicts as the council of speed running.

All in the name of being the "dragon slayer" to prove that Billy Mitchell cheated in Donkey Kong decades ago, something most people have already accepted.

This is probably the one of the most interesting things about this. Billy isn't a speedrunner, he is basically playing an entirely different "sport" to them. But for some reason Karl latched on so hard. Was it out of jealousy that Karl never got a King of Goldeneye documentary for beating that speed running record?

 

[AltisticRight]

Should we do a thread on this guy? It seems like we have enough information already.
I got off my lazy fucking arse and wrangled ytp-dl to work finally. I will take some time to listen to all his Billy Mitchell seething videos to clip out portions pertaining to the lolsuit he was involved in. This will take some time.

This is a very clear case of public disinformation. He should feel ashamed of himself. Furthermore, anyone dumb enough to give him money on Kickstarter should be entitled to a refund if their intention was to see Billy Mitchell BTFO'ed in court regarding his Donkey Kong cheating fiasco.

More like copeGPT.

In his last video, which he deleted, Karl even used AI to analyze an exploded DCS batteries from a picture.
I have never seen something as retarded as that.
"Hey unqualified AI, please confirm my bias why this batteries exploded so I can show it as proof in my video!"

Severe brain damage.

Spoiler: OT ai sperging

I hate this AI shit so fucking much. In my wagecuck job, we're dealing with new hires not only uploading sensitive documents to ChatGPT but asking them for advice on things with references, which are often completely wrong. The meme of ChatGPT writing fan fiction is real. These goons are using AI to write shit that they can usually copy paste from the documents they've been provided. I can't wait for this AI fad to die.

He directly refers to his son as Maximus in one of the discord post. No confirmation for the last name. But when you think about it, I imagine this was a sort of deal with the wife "Let me call him Maximus and he can have your family name.".

She's Chinese and if she's from a far more affluent background combined with either very hands on first generation immigrant parents or an immigrant herself, this tends to happen. I have a childhood friend who married a Chinese woman (I'm sorry) and their first child had her surname because her family was orders wealthier. It wasn't even a comparison. The point was that "we let our daughter marry a lowly peasant like you so this is the least you can do for us". The *cough* patriarchal structures are very rigid in east Asia societies. I guess that's why yellow fever runs rampant in these PUA/rightoid/larper circles.

Anyone who works 70 hours a week is a sucker and a slave.

As someone who used to work 70 hours a week I can confirm that this is, in fact, true.

Nobody should work 70 hours a week unless they're being paid triple or more and it raises the salary to 250k for a low level job at least.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Should we do a thread on this guy? It seems like we have enough information already.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/karl-jobst-karljobst-simthreat-approachhernow-com.216558/

 

[Sharpeteer]

This is probably the one of the most interesting things about this. Billy isn't a speedrunner, he is basically playing an entirely different "sport" to them. But for some reason Karl latched on so hard. Was it out of jealousy that Karl never got a King of Goldeneye documentary for beating that speed running record?

This is just a theory, but I wonder if it's an attempt to misdirect super hard because of the true nature of why Apollo Legend did what he did.

Imagine if all the stuff in this post made it into a video that his entire audience saw:

Here's my third writeup on Apollo Legend's (AL) any41% speedrun, hopefully it clears the air.

So he can't have that for obvious reasons - his friends would get thrown under the bus, including himself for defending them, plus all his tranny friends would turn on him if he said anything to try and distance himself from them. So instead he blamed Billy, and then quadrupled down on all the Billy videos and focused on the cheating to keep attention there, and not at the core issue. Perhaps another reason he doesn't want a thread - he doesn't want the Apollo stuff really getting out there. Content mill YouTubers read this stuff and use it for their own videos that likely share the same audience, and yeah, you know the rest.

 

[AltisticRight]

So he can't have that for obvious reasons

He's not just a lolcow, he's a potential scam artist too, just like all the PUAs.
He made videos coping and seething about Rodd Togers (name misspelt) while having absolutely zero case against Billy.

Scum.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He's not just a lolcow, he's a potential scam artist too, just like all the PUAs.
He made videos coping and seething about Rodd Togers (name misspelt) while having absolutely zero case against Billy.

Scum.

I check several times every day for his response video.

It will be terrible. It won't take responsibility, and blame the viewers for not understanding. It's somehow their fault for trusting solely his word on this (after presenting himself as a beacon of truth in game cheating) and not looking up court documents and reading them through on their own. That's retarded, and his fans in the comments on videos saying this are also retarded.

He'd rather hang out in Discord than spend 5 minutes while sitting on the toilet to record a video on his phone apologizing.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

You should check out a fistful of quarters and buy Billy Mitchells walled famous hot sauce I actually did buy a bottle and sent it to a friend of mine because I'm not really that into hot sauce he said it was pretty good

 

[Sharpeteer]

You should check out a fistful of quarters and buy Billy Mitchells walled famous hot sauce I actually did buy a bottle and sent it to a friend of mine because I'm not really that into hot sauce he said it was pretty good

Doesn't seem to be playing in any theaters in my state unfortunately. Would certainly rather watch this than the likes of "Snow White" or "Captain America." Hell I'd go see this just out of curiosity, and an excuse to eat theater popcorn.

Probably smart of Billy to plug things when everyone is turning on Karl.

 

[LiquidKid]

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You should check out a fistful of quarters and buy Billy Mitchells walled famous hot sauce I actually did buy a bottle and sent it to a friend of mine because I'm not really that into hot sauce he said it was pretty good

I bought one last night. When it arrives I’ll make wings with it. Though it might be funny to place it atop a copy of golden eye 64…I don’t actually own a copy of golden eye anymore

 

[FILTH Tourist]

I bought one last night. When it arrives I’ll make wings with it. Though it might be funny to place it atop a copy of golden eye 64…I don’t actually own a copy of golden eye anymore

Just print out a picture of the goldeneye 64 and take a photo of the hot sauce on it while insisting it is an actual copy of the game.

 

[Fear and Bullets]

It's WONG not Wang. That kid will still be bullied because it sounds stupid but Wang is false. The farms invented a new last name for the albino's wife and now treats it as a fact.

I've been unable to find it but I swear there was a drama video he did where he sperged out about people mocking the kids name and powerlevels crazy as fuck about his entire family life. He trips out about his "severe cancer" as well.
Its probably deleted given how much was said, I just distinctly remember it being a thing bitching about someones discord or fans and thinking how absolutely retarded he was for telling everyone as much as he did.