Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I may be mistaken, but don’t traditional housewives do things like: keep a clean home, grocery shopping, preparing home cooked meals at least 5 nights out of the week, keep up with laundry, and take care of children/pets that are present, on top of other household duties?

How are you going to compare Becky being a masseuse, and a part time unpaid Uber driver when she wasn’t coloring Rugrats pictures to a housewife?

I mean, MAYBE you could call Becky a trophy wife over a housewife. But that would make Becky a heckuva ugly “trophy”.
I think it depends on the variety of housewife you have in mind. There’s Mrs. Cleaver of sitcom fame, in which case you’re right. But then, there are the real housewives of reality TV. Clearly what we need is a Real Housewives of Kentucky franchise. I believe they spend their time driving around picking up takeout, hitting up pill mills, and shopping for candles at Bath and Body Works.
 
There is something to be said about the mental gymnastics that Gorlworld reactors go through, I do hope that Amber feels emboldened to post more stupid shit because I like the shit rag fling that comes out of it.
This is why it’s dumb to pick sides on GW like reddit faggots do imo. If you just sit back and watch you get to laugh at everything these retards do. Amber does something retarded, spurs the exes and orbiters to do retard shit, emboldens Amber to do even more retard shit, rinse and repeat. It’s an infinite loop of funny that you can’t enjoy when you have a horse in the race.
 
I think it depends on the variety of housewife you have in mind. There’s Mrs. Cleaver of sitcom fame, in which case you’re right. But then, there are the real housewives of reality TV. Clearly what we need is a Real Housewives of Kentucky franchise. I believe they spend their time driving around picking up takeout, hitting up pill mills, and shopping for candles at Bath and Body Works.
Becky’s going to have to hit the grift even harder if she wants to get that going.

(Also, I’d personally label the Real Housewives as trophy wives. I’m pretty sure in the limited episodes that I watched that half of them nonjokingly refer to themselves that way. And one was a single mom. So I think that the Real Housewives nomenclature plays fast and loose).
 
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For the love of god, get off your high horse you kike faggot. Becky has done nothing to ingratiate herself to anyone besides being the ex doormat of a 600lb toddler. You are stealing a living doing nothing but watching videos about these people. Do your job cunt! You lazy fuck.

All these redditors and reaction channels need a reality check. Handling gorlword with kid gloves takes the fun out of it. You are literally watching a bunch of emotionally stunted (not to mention FAT AS FUCK) retards stumble about in their obese, pathetic, disgusting mundane lives. Take solace in the fact you can sit, point and laugh while they live miserably.

Stop humanising them. Mere cattle for our amusement.

Quick side note: The Ankle looks like he has AIDS.
 

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Wtf was Amber on about, that she didn't learn to drink water as a kid, and Amber and her mom were talking about that they don't drink liquids?
Are the airplanes in Oklahoma spraying extra retard mist lately?
Didn't we get a water drinking tutorial back when Amber had a Coldest Water Bottle?
How retarded is this cow?
 
Some of you might want to consider therapy when you harbor this much vitriol towards becky. She's fat and virtue signals but what has she actually done besides take care of Amber? Why does Beck get so much hate for not having a job and taking care of alr? Do you guys hate every stay at home wife like this?? The projection is S tier watching you sweethearts have a meltdown over it.

I can't wait to watch smuglynn have a field day over this.
The thumb butler is the ultimate millennial comsoomer waste of space.

If it weren’t for The Farms and ALR’s haters the worth of the totality of her life would amount to a sizable pile of goyslop landfill.
 
This is why it’s dumb to pick sides on GW like reddit faggots do imo. If you just sit back and watch you get to laugh at everything these retards do. Amber does something retarded, spurs the exes and orbiters to do retard shit, emboldens Amber to do even more retard shit, rinse and repeat. It’s an infinite loop of funny that you can’t enjoy when you have a horse in the race.
Other than the pets, kids, and the siblings that have distanced themselves and are trying to live a normal, respectable life, I feel sorry for none of them.

If you watch any of them for more than five minutes and decide to get tangled up with them, you get what you deserve. And the cow gets what they deserve from whatever crazy the new orbiter inevitably brings (because they have to be crazy to want to get messed up with a cow).
 
Other than the pets, kids, and the siblings that have distanced themselves and are trying to live a normal, respectable life, I feel sorry for none of them.

If you watch any of them for more than five minutes and decide to get tangled up with them, you get what you deserve. And the cow gets what they deserve from whatever crazy the new orbiter inevitably brings (because they have to be crazy to want to get messed up with a cow).
The only one I feel sorry for is Krystal because she didn’t have the luxury of a YouTube channel to see what she was getting into. She also was probably actually mentally disabled too.
 
Amber just doesn't have the body to make anything look good on her, lets be real.

But her "taste" in clothes wouldn't look good on anyone.

If anyone cares, some plebbitors are turning against the mods for trying to cover up the Dakota shit with the excuse that she's "not a public figure" and the post was quickly locked. Conversation about Dakota has been opened up since Beck commented on it publicly and it's been chaotic since. I bet all 600lbs of Hambone are quaking and jiggling with laughter right now.
Oh, Smuglynn is absolutely thriveen this week.

Wonder if she'll be so smug that she'll actually comment what's happened.
 
And let's not forget: nAwT aYy pUbLiC fIgUrrR!

While watching Hambutt videos, reaching out to REEneckAHH, and trying to be the next DeeDeeMEGADooDoo.

You touch the exhibits, you just might BECOME an exhibit.

If:

Amberlynn’s mom
The rest of Amber’s family
Becky’s family
Becky’s stepfamily
Destiny’s family
Emily’s family
Krystale’s family
Eric and Rickie
Dana and her family
Hannah and Rafe
Alexis and her wife
Etc

Have all been discussed or shown in some capacity in Gorlworld due to being within six degrees of Amberlynn Reid, then discussing Dakota and her antics is well within bounds. Especially since she’s directly financially benefited from shitting on Amber with Becky. That’s more “public” than many of those other people mentioned above.

Her suddenly being protected to the point of suppression over past nonce behavior well into her twenties being exposed because it was on Tumblr, she’s Becky’s fiancée, or it was uncovered by a Kiwi Farmer is peak hypocrisy. Dakota knew what she was doing actively pursuing kids a decade younger than her. That was a major no no even on that hellsite back in the day.
 
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Have all been discussed or shown in some capacity in Gorlworld due to being within six degrees of Amberlynn Reid, then discussing Dakota and her antics is well within bounds. Especially since she’s directly financially benefited on shitting on Amber with Becky. That’s more “public” than many of those other people mentioned above.

Her suddenly being protected to the point of suppression over past nonce behavior well into her twenties being exposed because it was on Tumblr, she’s Becky’s fiancée, or it was uncovered by a Kiwi Farmer is peak hypocrisy. Dakota knew what she was doing actively pursuing kids a decade younger than her. That was a major no no even on that hellsite back in the day.
Don’t forget Dakota is also a nasty clout goblin - she was lurking and actively posting in gorlworld FB/Reddit snark groups well before Amber and Becky stopped being a couple.
She would us the same accounts or similar names that also spread details of her gross personal life, nasty-ass fetishes and fat photos all over the Internet because smart.
Don’t forget she was also suctioned firmly on to Becky’s asshole early on in to the livestream area sending superchats.
Dakota has always been involved in gorlworld. Dakota was just dumb enough to enter it and expose herself and her full Internet history to a community she has sat there and watched dig in to other people. And now she wants to cry and bury her head in the sand vis-as-vis the “I’m NoT a PuBliC FiGuRe” routine.
Sorry gorlypop, the minute you turned your eyes towards gorlworld, you seemed doomed to touch it. Didn’t you want this? You didn’t have to chase Becky until she’d caved (aka “fell in love commiserating over abuse exes” whatever sure) but you did! Welcome!
 
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Don’t forget Dakota is also a nasty clout goblin - she was lurking and actively posting in gorlworld FB/Reddit snark groups well before Amber and Becky stopped being a couple.
She would us the same accounts or similar names that also spread details of her gross personal life, nasty-ass fetishes and fat photos all over the Internet because smart.
Don’t forget she was also suctioned firmly on to Becky’s asshole early on in to the livestream area sending superchats.
Dakota has always been involved in gorlworld. Dakota was just dumb enough to enter it and expose herself and her full Internet history to a community she has sat there and watched dig in to other people. And now she wants to cry and bury her head in the sand vis-as-vis the “I’m NoT a PuBliC FiGuRe” routine.
Sorry gorlypop, the minute you turned your eyes towards gorlworld, you seemed doomed to touch it. Didn’t you want this? You didn’t have to chase Becky until she’d caved (aka “fell in love commiserating over abuse exes” whatever sure) but you did! Welcome!
Adding to all of this, what makes a public figure in her eyes? She went onto Livestreams with her partner, who is a "public figure", discussing Amber multiple times, while pushing her fiance to make videos, helping her write and film said videos, all the while collecting the money made from it. She has the exact qualifications to be a "public figure" as Dana, and all the roommates ALR has had. They rubbed their last 2 brain cells together and ended up at "muh privacy". Fuck all the way off.



To avoid double posting: Amber has given so many water drinking tutorials over the years. When she was 600+ pounds in gaycare she was doing them every month or 2. Including the time she claimed to get heartburn from "normal pH water" and needed special water from there on out. We never heard about it again and a few months later she was back to meal prepping fridge water in glasses to be stored in the fridge.
 
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If anyone cares, some plebbitors are turning against the mods for trying to cover up the Dakota shit with the excuse that she's "not a public figure" and the post was quickly locked. Conversation about Dakota has been opened up since Beck commented on it publicly and it's been chaotic since. I bet all 600lbs of Hambone are quaking and jiggling with laughter right now.
The real fear is Dakota will get the subs taken down... I maybe wrong but I think the Becky snark Reddit it gone .
 
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