FarmVille
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Uhhhh… a sick fuck enough to date her meth head grandma-beatin’ mom
As a potential Oklahoma step dad he’d probably think it rude not to molest the immediate family
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Uhhhh… a sick fuck enough to date her meth head grandma-beatin’ mom
As a potential Oklahoma step dad he’d probably think it rude not to molest the immediate family
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That greasy oil slick of a plait just gets thinner and thinner doesn't it?
Gorlyflop's ever balding "slender hair" can't disguise her being back to her dirtiest, fattest 2019 best. Love that for her!!!
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I can't wait until she looks up braid extensions on Amazon. Eventually it will happen, and we will know immediately afterwards.
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Those disgusting pathetic clout-chasers will do anything for Hambers attention. Why is Erica acting victimized even though her wife is the one who posted the picture in the sweatshirt to mock Amber? Amber doesn't even talk about those two anymore, but they're still all up in gorlworld clinging at any opportunity to stay even vaguely relevant.
edit: i am aware of hambone's most recent vlog. my point is, britanny started this by posting the sweater on her story, and Erica is acting like the vlog was completely unprovoked
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I hope Amber and Erica have a long, drawn out public fight for everyone to gawk at.
ENC2990 = Erica Nicole Collora born in 1990. I'm not sure what the 29 is (Feb 9?). Info online says her birthday is January 1, 1990 but that could be scraped from a fake birthday. Why do people in Amber's orbit can't help but slap their selfies, full names, birthdays, and life history publicly all over the internet before diving head first into a steaming pile of Amber dookie?
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@enc2990
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/erica_collora90/
https://voterrecords.com/voter/44694101/erica-collora
I saw she was from North Carolina, then noticed a news article from 2012 where an Erica Collora born in 1990 from North Carolina got into a horrible car wreck where she was trapped in her car after failing to look both ways.
Poor Sherman.
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she just did in her last vlog that is why erica came out with this stuff
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Yes, she vlogged about the sweatshirt, AFTER Erica's wife posted herself wearing the sweatshirt on her story. I'm by all means here for the tea, but they are undoubtedly clout chasers
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Is this the vibrator she’s talking about? I thought this picture was for Yo Momma.
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holy shit, spoiler jabba the slut. I feel my dinner coming back up.
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The crazy thing is that’s what Amber really believes- that if you’re an attractive person, people are constantly trying to force themselves onto you. She really believes only super hot women are raped, that’s why she claims it all- rape, molestation, inappropriate touching, sexual harassment, inappropriate compliments, even random strangers at the grocery store are so turned on they follow her around and offer to cook for her. In her head, she’s the hottest of the hot so it should follow that men turn into insatiable fuck freaks when they see her. This thought process is why I don’t believe Amberlynn has ever been bad touched by anyone, ever.
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
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I call bullshit and Photoshop, she wouldn't put something inedible in her mouth
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We've seen her cook plenty of times.
Hayduraide
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Amber is live! She's wearing the "Why are you so obsessed with me?" shirt and talking about Erica.
Amber: "It's so funny when reaction channels are like 'I love mamalynn!' because she hates you! Okay, not hate, but she strongly doesn't like you."
Amber goes off on a long rant saying she has a right to be upset about Erica. "I was fooled! I was lied to!"
Amber: "Daily we'd have sexual relations on video. Like. On VIDEOOOOO!! I feel used and abused and gross and like what the fuck? What the fuck? Like I'm hurt too. Like genuinely. You were in a whole marriage. At first you and your wife messaged me as a "troll". Your wife told you to stop messaging me. But you continued messaging me and you fell in love. I should have walked away when I found out the truth. I'm a dumbass bitch, I should have done that. Anyway..."
Amber claims that anytime Brittany, Erica's wife, was at work, Amber and Erica would be on the phone. "Every time Erica was alone, we would be on the phone." She talks about this like it's some kind of flex to brag about. Some kind of own over Brittany and Erica.
The chat keeps asking if Amber has seen what Erica has been saying about her online. Amber says she doesn't know what Erica said but that Erica is a lah and so is Brittany so anything they're saying are probably lahs. Amber says she isn't lying about the situation because "I have nothing to hide. I have nothing to lose. People will hate me regardless."
[Amber, you lie about what you've had for breakfast.]
Amber stares at her phone and starts laughing at whatever text she got from a mystery person. She throws a veiled threat to Erica saying, "Do you guys know today is 'be kind to your lawyer day'? So you guys have to be kind to my lawyer."
Amber: "Erica is so fucking pissed off that... so what I showed some screenshots of her confessing their love to me? Like I'm sorry?"
Chat: Did the wife stay with Erica?
Amber: "Most likely, because I called them bolth out and all of a sudden Erica's talking about me?? I'm sure it's all fucking bullshit, too."
Chat mentions Erica talking about Amber's mom's finances.
Amber: "Me and Erica never talked about my mom's finance. I've never spoken to Erica about that, so yikes on bikes. People will believe anybody that says they have things about me. Anybody. And I'm like oiiikaayyyyy."
People in the chat talk about Erica saying Amber had claims against her mom's fiance.
Amber: "What about my mom's fiance?? I love my stepdad!"
Chat: Go read it [what Erica said].
Chat: She says he [mamalynn's fiance] creeps on you.
Amber: Wuuuuut? It has to be someone faking being Erica. It has to be. It has to be.
Chat: Just ignore it.
Amber: This has to be someone faking. .... *reading chat* touching my laayyyyyyG??? It's a real post? What is happeninngggg? Someone send it to me.
Amber grabs her phone. She reads the screenshot and Amber starts laughing in an overexaggerated, fake way. So she's seen the screenshot already and read it before. Got it.
Amber: "Oh this is going to be fun! Let's go through this whole thing!"
About the claims that Rarity scratched Amber, gave her cellulitis, and that's why Amber released Rarity into the wild: "Rarity has given me cellulitis before. But no, I did not let Rarity loose because of that." Amber says being with Erica was years before what happened with Rarity happened, so Amber claims Erica is a lah.
About the claims that Amber ignored a doctor telling her to use skin cream for her cellulitis: "I've never gotten skin cream for cellulitis, I've only gotten antibiotics."
Amber: "Do you guys want to know the real tea of the situation?" Amber tells a story about how she hadn't worn blush in a while, she wore some one day while she was out with mamalynn and the fiance, and the stepdad gave her a compliment. Amber told Erica about it and Amber claims "Erica went craaaaaaaazy" and that Erica is a "fucking psycho." So Erica was jealous that mamalynn's fiance gave Amber a compliment about her blush?
What I'm getting is the person who made that post IS Erica. Amber basically confirms that here because no one else would know this story about the stepfather complimenting Amber's blush. But is Erica a lah? Or is Amber a lah? Amber is a proven liar, sooooo...
Amber said the stepdad staring down her shirt or touching her laygggs is a lah and Erica is "psychotic."
Amber tells another story about Erica telling Amber to take a photo of herself while she was out shopping. Amber did, Erica saw someone standing behind Amber in the background, and Erica went into a jealous rage saying "That's not your mom's legs."
Amber confirms that she does ask for Twinkie's paw before she feeds her, but that Twinkie has never peed in Amber's bathroom.
About Amber fighting in the car with her mom: "WUUUUUUT?!?!?! I don't want to bring my mom into this. I've never yelled at her in a car ride she gives me. Like what the fuck? I'm so confused."
Amber claims that she does have a cracked tooth and hasn't gone to the dentist for it. Amber insists she regularly flosses and brushes, though.
Amber talks about how Brittany is obsessed with her, constantly talking about amber on Instagram and getting a shirt that shows she's been watching her and reaction channels.
Amber: "Reaction over. I'm done."
The reaction is not over. She continues to rage at Erica. Amber says "it's okay to tell the truth, but to lah...." it's dispekful. She admits that some things Becky has said was the truth and she accepted that, "but to lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??"
Chat: "Are we going to talk about Dakota?"
Amber: "I want to say that it left my stomach feeling like this... queasy. I undertand I had a mutual friend with Destiny, Libby was 16, but I have NEVAR... People have been talking about the PDF of it all and that's why I have a lawyer. I have NEVER and would NEHVERRRR have a relationship with a minor like that. That's disgusting. It's illegal. ........ I don't have a big vocabulary, but that's so awful. I do feel bad for Beck. I do. Because it's like that's your fiancé type deal. Like I know they're not broken up, I will be honest about that. There's no way Beck would break up. Mainly because I know some stuff about Beck. We won't get into it. You all remember the 4 letter name. But we won't get into that. I know Beck's mental health. And I'm sure this is like... it's so weird because at times I am black and white. But there are times when I'm in the middle. Like "I hate you, but I feel for you. I feel bad for you." There has been moments like that, where Beck went from lidurally king, queen, whatever, everyone loved them. But now whoa, your fiance is an actual... like that's some sad... that's some sad energy there. There's a lot that I want to say that I won't say because I'm choosing not to in this moment. Will I someday? Who fucking knows. But I'm feeling some sort of weird sadness, but I'm also feeling 'Dakota, you're fucking sick and you've been sick.' What's crazy is reaction channels are lowkey sticking up for Dakota. You're just proving more and more how fucking hyprocritical, like contradictive, psychotic, lack critical thinking brains that I've ever seen in my life. Like... y'knoooooooowwww?"
Amber than starts talking to Twinkie and now we have a shot of the ceiling. Sigh.
When she comes back, chat for some reason is asking Amber if she's ever been hit/punched.
Chat: "Didn't Faline lay you out like a turtle on its back?"
Amber: *laughs* "Not quite.... Sorry, I laugh when I'm uncomfortable. That made me uncomfortable. Like really uncomfortable."
Chat: "You should date an older woman next."
Amber: "I just don't want to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyte."
Amber circles back to trashing Erica. "You know what Erica did one time? This was before I knew Erica was still married. They were at the pool. Took a picture of these two girls in bathing suits. Sent me the picture. They're in there sprawled out like turtles on their backs. I find out one of them was the wife. I'd never seen the wife before. I thought they didn't hang out. I thought they were just married for financial... like isn't that the craziest thing? Like I don't understand that.
You know what else is crazy? Erica bought the same vibrator as me and hid it in her closet. Which I was like 'Why are you hiding it if you have two separate bedrooms?' Then when the tea came out, I was like 'Oh I was right.' I had feelings in my head and heart, but I didn't listen.
Amber: "Brittany found the vibrator. I was living a telenovela, for real. "
Chat says Amber can't reach to use the vibrator.
Amber: You guys think I can't reach but that's a rumor. Stop being FaTpHoBiC.
Chat: What kind is it?"
Amber: I don't know the name. I just know it does the job. It's just a normal vibrator! Stop I'm leeeeeeeving now! It's kind of like a hot pink molment. Salty crab, be sure to add this to your narration. I always watch Salty Crab's narration because I gotta find out what she's saying now. What's she lying about now?
Amber is drinking White Claw and claims that her calorie deficiency is making her drunk more easily now. [What????]
"Am I always the fattest one in the room?" Amber starts laughing about how she's always the fattest person in the room. Amber then talks about going to the weight loss doctor (she claims it was Tammy Slayton's doctor - I remember that arc) and how she was in an entire room full of obese people and how she "felt seen."
Amber: "I think big gorls are so beautiful and I think more than ever now I'm like... WOW. Fat gorls are GORGE. And I'm one of them!"
Chat: Amber, you are a blob person.
Amber: Okay. You just took me back to 2nd grade.
Chat: Are big guys beautiful too?
Amber: Absolutely! Are you johhhkeeeeen me? All the bigs. All the bigs.
Chat: What about the littles?
Amber: Us as human beings... if you're human, you're beautiful. If you're a dog, if you're a mammal, if you're a cat, if you're a fish, if you're an amphibian, if you're a dinosaur, in the land in the water in the air, it's all beautiful."
[...okay.]
Twinkie wants up on the couch and Amber says it's "break number 2." We get more shots of the ceiling as Amber slowly adjusts the camera to point at different parts of the ceiling for several minutes. Or maybe she was unintentionally scooting the camera across the table. It was hard to tell.
TWINKIE PROOF OF LIFE.
Amber: "Whoa, I'm warm! Is it the sweater? Should I get naykie?"
She grabs her phone and texts more to mystery person.
Amber burps and says "Sorry, I only burp when I drink these [White Claw]." Sure, Jan.
"I hate when people dismiss what I have to say like I'm some kind of loser. Like, stop dismissing me." Stop lying, then.
Now she's playing 'Truth or Drink" with the audience.
Chat: "Favorite nickname for an ex in gorlworld."
Amber: "You're all going to say 'You're body shaming! You're fatshaming!" BUT... it's Necky. It's not because it's the reason you think. Like. Calm the hell down." Amber later says she finds Density funny.
Chat: "Did you doordash today?"
Amber: "No I did not!"
Chat: "What's the worst insults you've seen online?"
Amber: "You should have been aborted. Your parents chose drugs over you."
Chat: "Which ex is best in bed?"
Amber: "I've answered this ad nauseum."
[I hate that I know it's Faline and Tommy from previous streams.]
Chat: "Craziest place you've hooked up."
Amber: "It's crazy! I can't say. I can't say, so I have to drink!"
Chat: "We all know it's the jeep."
Amber: "That did happen, but worse than that!"
EW.
Chat: "Do you think you're prettier than Dakota?"
Amber: "Automatically since... actually PDF, yes."
Chat: Are you texting a new lady?
Amber: No
Chat: Why won't you learn o drive?
Amber: Probably because of my lymphedema and anxiety.
Amber grabs her phone and texts more, ignoring her chat.
Chat: Did you hook up on the piano bench at Dave & Busters?
Amber: No.
Chat: Was it really gunshots?
Amber: Yes, if I farted, you would know.
Twinkie is shaking for some reason. Amber is petting her saying 'it's okay.'
Chat: Would you come on a panel with all of your exes?
Amber: .... Yes?
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN.
Amber: I know I've made mistakes, but I've also not made mistakes. What's the opposite of that? Doing good things for the world and people? I'm aware I've been an all-around multifaceted person and everything I've done in my life is like.. there it is. There it is.
[WHAT?? That was word salad]
Amber: "I feel like being on Youtube is liberating in a way because it's made me truly think about things that I've done and it makes me want to work even harder to heal from those parts of me that make those said mistakes easier than a normal person. Does that make sense? I know I'm not a bad person. I hate saying 'I'm a good person who has done bad things!' but that's the reality. There are people who are good but have done bad things. It just sucks. I've just regretted so many things. She starts fake crying.
[Basically, she considers herself a good person but doesn't want any backlash from all the horrible things she's done, so she dances around the topic and pretends to be humble about it]
Chat: Everyone has skeletons in their closet.
Amber: I believe it.
More stupid questions like "What gameshow would you want to be on, if any?"
Amber says "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
Chat: I heard a rumor you were going to be on Big Brother. [??????]
Amber: No.
Amber cuts off the next question as she suddenly looks odd, stares off to the side, and shoves the camera at the ceiling again saying "Hold on a second."
When she comes back, there's no explanation.
More boring questions like the chat telling Amber she should go on Love is Blind and Amber says it'd need to be a lesbian version. Snore.
Chat: Who is your celebrity crush?
Amber: I used to think Blake Lively in A Simple Favor.
She calls Blake Lively "daddy." "I love a Kristin Stewart moment." "I love Gossip Girl. That was my jam."
Chat: Is your bush actually dainty?
Amber: Yeah. I'm deadass, all of my exes have said that.
[Why are all of her exes telling her that?? Is she coaching them to say that because why else would all her exes say something so weird and specific?]
Amber: My exes did think it's a very nice.... I'm done.
[Me too.]
Chat: "Did you actually see a ghost in the hallway?"
Amber starts laughing. "Okay so when Beck said I didn't want to get up to help get groceries... geeeeenuinely true story. There was a ghost. And I wanted nothing to do with it."
Amber is laughing so much, I know this is a total LAH.
Amber: "This was during my bedbound era. I didn't want to get up."
There's the truth.
Amber: I didn't actually see a ghost. See, the situation is... I saw a figure. A little shadow person.
So, Amber's got demons in her house.
Chat: How many toys do you have?
My brain tried to protect itself from more Amberlynn Is The Sexiest Sex Kitten Ever talk, it shut down for a few moments, so I'm not sure what she said.
Someone asks Amber if she's ever had night terrors. Amber doesn't know what night terrors are so she instead talks about having sleep paralysis where Amber's arm was dangleen off the bed and something tickled her fingers.
Chat: Have you ever used a Ouija board?
Amber: Yeah, I have. I don't believe in them.
Chat asks if Amber would go ghost hunting.
Amber: I would go ghost hunting. Because I don't believe in it. It's not real, you know?
[Chat's trying to get Amber to copy Becky]
Amber says she does have lucid dreams, they're rare, but she used to have them more often when she was a teenager. She says whenever she has lucid dreams, she'll just make out with people. No flying, just Amber sitting around roleplaying her lesbian cruise ship novel, Hello Darling.
Chat: "I thought you said you don't remember your dreams."
Amber: I don't. That's why I said it didn't happen often.
[????]
Amber stares off to the side and says to Wasabi, "Did you take a big shit? Mama will have to clean that up pronto!"
[... what...]
Amber: "Oh, he took a dump for real!"
[EXCUSE ME????]
Amber has another bathroom break "to pee and then I'll clean that litterbox."
I'm fully convinced based on Amber's expression that Wasabi did not poop in a litterbox, he pooped all over the floor.
Amber is back shortly and pretends to want to block someone in the chat named Window. Amber claims they have a brother-sister/sister-sister relationship. So they have pretend playful hatred towards each other.
Amber blames her heavy breathing on drinking alcohol. I'm not sure how that works.
Chat: What do you do most days when you're not doing bingo or shopping?
Amber talks about how much she cleans and how she makes her chores into a game. She insists she takes Twinkie out al the time [SURE.]. She does laygoes. Journaleeen. "It seems all the shows I like, they come on around the same time of the year."
Chat: Do you use timers?
Amber: I used to, but not anymore. My cleaning rounds have graduated from that.
[Oh I thought chat meant timers that Becky mentioned; they probably did]
Yellowjackets show talk. Yawn. Someone in the chat claims their "cousin's sister" is in Yellowjackets.
Amber: "My aunt's ex-husband's sister was in an old Survivor." It was in the 2007 cast. She said they had a very distinct look. "I think they're a lesbian."
Amber: "This one, Denise Martin"
Chat: DoxxingLynn.
Amber: Me and my mom went to the same school as Winona Ryder. Amber talks more about Petaluma, California and how she's a California girlie. How much Petaluma has changed over the years and how it has A TARGET now. (wow.)
Amber gives us another shot of the ceiling while she helps Twinkie back up on the couch. I imagine Amber is having a difficult time getting up from the couch and doesn't want the audience seeing her rock 3 times before she can stand up.
When she returns, the chat starts spamming her with tooth emojis lol
Chat: What jobs have you worked before?
Amber lists her work history as:
Amber:
Staaahhhhhhp.
Amber: Who wants a love reading?
[Nooooooo not the Tarot/Oracle/Bullshit cards.]
Amber starts pulling one card for each person in the chat. I feel like I'm watching one of those brainless "lucky scoop" scam videos.
I zone out and edit this post. When I wake up, the cards are gone and Amber is talking about some show (I think 90 Day Fiance?) and a character called "Jasmine." Amber insists Jasmine has BEEPEEDEE and Amber sees herself in Jasmine so much. But past Amber relates... not current Amber, no no, because current Amber is sooooooo much better than she used to be. Amber says Jasmine having 0 to 60 crying hysterics "is giving BEEPEEDEE. I relate to that. I have moments where I cry crazy hecticana like that, but I'm trying to do better."
Amber talks about shows where a couple hasn't seen each other in a year, but they barely kiss when they see each other again. "Maybe I'm like super sexual and not everyone is like that. I just think some of them don't have any chemistry and aren't that into each other."
Chat: See you next week, dainty squirter.
Amber: I'm leaving. Leaving the planet.
She reminds everyone of her upload schedule and actually leaves.
Amber goes off on a long rant saying she has a right to be upset about Erica. "I was fooled! I was lied to!"
Amber: "Daily we'd have sexual relations on video. Like. On VIDEOOOOO!! I feel used and abused and gross and like what the fuck? What the fuck? Like I'm hurt too. Like genuinely. You were in a whole marriage. At first you and your wife messaged me as a "troll". Your wife told you to stop messaging me. But you continued messaging me and you fell in love. I should have walked away when I found out the truth. I'm a dumbass bitch, I should have done that. Anyway..."
Amber claims that anytime Brittany, Erica's wife, was at work, Amber and Erica would be on the phone. "Every time Erica was alone, we would be on the phone." She talks about this like it's some kind of flex to brag about. Some kind of own over Brittany and Erica.
The chat keeps asking if Amber has seen what Erica has been saying about her online. Amber says she doesn't know what Erica said but that Erica is a lah and so is Brittany so anything they're saying are probably lahs. Amber says she isn't lying about the situation because "I have nothing to hide. I have nothing to lose. People will hate me regardless."
[Amber, you lie about what you've had for breakfast.]
Amber stares at her phone and starts laughing at whatever text she got from a mystery person. She throws a veiled threat to Erica saying, "Do you guys know today is 'be kind to your lawyer day'? So you guys have to be kind to my lawyer."
Amber: "Erica is so fucking pissed off that... so what I showed some screenshots of her confessing their love to me? Like I'm sorry?"
Chat: Did the wife stay with Erica?
Amber: "Most likely, because I called them bolth out and all of a sudden Erica's talking about me?? I'm sure it's all fucking bullshit, too."
Chat mentions Erica talking about Amber's mom's finances.
Amber: "Me and Erica never talked about my mom's finance. I've never spoken to Erica about that, so yikes on bikes. People will believe anybody that says they have things about me. Anybody. And I'm like oiiikaayyyyy."
People in the chat talk about Erica saying Amber had claims against her mom's fiance.
Amber: "What about my mom's fiance?? I love my stepdad!"
Chat: Go read it [what Erica said].
Chat: She says he [mamalynn's fiance] creeps on you.
Amber: Wuuuuut? It has to be someone faking being Erica. It has to be. It has to be.
Chat: Just ignore it.
Amber: This has to be someone faking. .... *reading chat* touching my laayyyyyyG??? It's a real post? What is happeninngggg? Someone send it to me.
Amber grabs her phone. She reads the screenshot and Amber starts laughing in an overexaggerated, fake way. So she's seen the screenshot already and read it before. Got it.
Amber: "Oh this is going to be fun! Let's go through this whole thing!"
About the claims that Rarity scratched Amber, gave her cellulitis, and that's why Amber released Rarity into the wild: "Rarity has given me cellulitis before. But no, I did not let Rarity loose because of that." Amber says being with Erica was years before what happened with Rarity happened, so Amber claims Erica is a lah.
About the claims that Amber ignored a doctor telling her to use skin cream for her cellulitis: "I've never gotten skin cream for cellulitis, I've only gotten antibiotics."
Amber: "Do you guys want to know the real tea of the situation?" Amber tells a story about how she hadn't worn blush in a while, she wore some one day while she was out with mamalynn and the fiance, and the stepdad gave her a compliment. Amber told Erica about it and Amber claims "Erica went craaaaaaaazy" and that Erica is a "fucking psycho." So Erica was jealous that mamalynn's fiance gave Amber a compliment about her blush?
What I'm getting is the person who made that post IS Erica. Amber basically confirms that here because no one else would know this story about the stepfather complimenting Amber's blush. But is Erica a lah? Or is Amber a lah? Amber is a proven liar, sooooo...
Amber said the stepdad staring down her shirt or touching her laygggs is a lah and Erica is "psychotic."
Amber tells another story about Erica telling Amber to take a photo of herself while she was out shopping. Amber did, Erica saw someone standing behind Amber in the background, and Erica went into a jealous rage saying "That's not your mom's legs."
Amber confirms that she does ask for Twinkie's paw before she feeds her, but that Twinkie has never peed in Amber's bathroom.
About Amber fighting in the car with her mom: "WUUUUUUT?!?!?! I don't want to bring my mom into this. I've never yelled at her in a car ride she gives me. Like what the fuck? I'm so confused."
Amber claims that she does have a cracked tooth and hasn't gone to the dentist for it. Amber insists she regularly flosses and brushes, though.
Amber talks about how Brittany is obsessed with her, constantly talking about amber on Instagram and getting a shirt that shows she's been watching her and reaction channels.
Amber: "Reaction over. I'm done."
The reaction is not over. She continues to rage at Erica. Amber says "it's okay to tell the truth, but to lah...." it's dispekful. She admits that some things Becky has said was the truth and she accepted that, "but to lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??"
Chat: "Are we going to talk about Dakota?"
Amber: "I want to say that it left my stomach feeling like this... queasy. I undertand I had a mutual friend with Destiny, Libby was 16, but I have NEVAR... People have been talking about the PDF of it all and that's why I have a lawyer. I have NEVER and would NEHVERRRR have a relationship with a minor like that. That's disgusting. It's illegal. ........ I don't have a big vocabulary, but that's so awful. I do feel bad for Beck. I do. Because it's like that's your fiancé type deal. Like I know they're not broken up, I will be honest about that. There's no way Beck would break up. Mainly because I know some stuff about Beck. We won't get into it. You all remember the 4 letter name. But we won't get into that. I know Beck's mental health. And I'm sure this is like... it's so weird because at times I am black and white. But there are times when I'm in the middle. Like "I hate you, but I feel for you. I feel bad for you." There has been moments like that, where Beck went from lidurally king, queen, whatever, everyone loved them. But now whoa, your fiance is an actual... like that's some sad... that's some sad energy there. There's a lot that I want to say that I won't say because I'm choosing not to in this moment. Will I someday? Who fucking knows. But I'm feeling some sort of weird sadness, but I'm also feeling 'Dakota, you're fucking sick and you've been sick.' What's crazy is reaction channels are lowkey sticking up for Dakota. You're just proving more and more how fucking hyprocritical, like contradictive, psychotic, lack critical thinking brains that I've ever seen in my life. Like... y'knoooooooowwww?"
Amber than starts talking to Twinkie and now we have a shot of the ceiling. Sigh.
When she comes back, chat for some reason is asking Amber if she's ever been hit/punched.
Chat: "Didn't Faline lay you out like a turtle on its back?"
Amber: *laughs* "Not quite.... Sorry, I laugh when I'm uncomfortable. That made me uncomfortable. Like really uncomfortable."
Chat: "You should date an older woman next."
Amber: "I just don't want to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyte."
Amber circles back to trashing Erica. "You know what Erica did one time? This was before I knew Erica was still married. They were at the pool. Took a picture of these two girls in bathing suits. Sent me the picture. They're in there sprawled out like turtles on their backs. I find out one of them was the wife. I'd never seen the wife before. I thought they didn't hang out. I thought they were just married for financial... like isn't that the craziest thing? Like I don't understand that.
You know what else is crazy? Erica bought the same vibrator as me and hid it in her closet. Which I was like 'Why are you hiding it if you have two separate bedrooms?' Then when the tea came out, I was like 'Oh I was right.' I had feelings in my head and heart, but I didn't listen.
Amber: "Brittany found the vibrator. I was living a telenovela, for real. "
Chat says Amber can't reach to use the vibrator.
Amber: You guys think I can't reach but that's a rumor. Stop being FaTpHoBiC.
Chat: What kind is it?"
Amber: I don't know the name. I just know it does the job. It's just a normal vibrator! Stop I'm leeeeeeeving now! It's kind of like a hot pink molment. Salty crab, be sure to add this to your narration. I always watch Salty Crab's narration because I gotta find out what she's saying now. What's she lying about now?
Amber is drinking White Claw and claims that her calorie deficiency is making her drunk more easily now. [What????]
"Am I always the fattest one in the room?" Amber starts laughing about how she's always the fattest person in the room. Amber then talks about going to the weight loss doctor (she claims it was Tammy Slayton's doctor - I remember that arc) and how she was in an entire room full of obese people and how she "felt seen."
Amber: "I think big gorls are so beautiful and I think more than ever now I'm like... WOW. Fat gorls are GORGE. And I'm one of them!"
Chat: Amber, you are a blob person.
Amber: Okay. You just took me back to 2nd grade.
Chat: Are big guys beautiful too?
Amber: Absolutely! Are you johhhkeeeeen me? All the bigs. All the bigs.
Chat: What about the littles?
Amber: Us as human beings... if you're human, you're beautiful. If you're a dog, if you're a mammal, if you're a cat, if you're a fish, if you're an amphibian, if you're a dinosaur, in the land in the water in the air, it's all beautiful."
[...okay.]
Twinkie wants up on the couch and Amber says it's "break number 2." We get more shots of the ceiling as Amber slowly adjusts the camera to point at different parts of the ceiling for several minutes. Or maybe she was unintentionally scooting the camera across the table. It was hard to tell.
TWINKIE PROOF OF LIFE.
Amber: "Whoa, I'm warm! Is it the sweater? Should I get naykie?"
She grabs her phone and texts more to mystery person.
Amber burps and says "Sorry, I only burp when I drink these [White Claw]." Sure, Jan.
"I hate when people dismiss what I have to say like I'm some kind of loser. Like, stop dismissing me." Stop lying, then.
Now she's playing 'Truth or Drink" with the audience.
Chat: "Favorite nickname for an ex in gorlworld."
Amber: "You're all going to say 'You're body shaming! You're fatshaming!" BUT... it's Necky. It's not because it's the reason you think. Like. Calm the hell down." Amber later says she finds Density funny.
Chat: "Did you doordash today?"
Amber: "No I did not!"
Chat: "What's the worst insults you've seen online?"
Amber: "You should have been aborted. Your parents chose drugs over you."
Chat: "Which ex is best in bed?"
Amber: "I've answered this ad nauseum."
[I hate that I know it's Faline and Tommy from previous streams.]
Chat: "Craziest place you've hooked up."
Amber: "It's crazy! I can't say. I can't say, so I have to drink!"
Chat: "We all know it's the jeep."
Amber: "That did happen, but worse than that!"
EW.
Chat: "Do you think you're prettier than Dakota?"
Amber: "Automatically since... actually PDF, yes."
Chat: Are you texting a new lady?
Amber: No
Chat: Why won't you learn o drive?
Amber: Probably because of my lymphedema and anxiety.
Amber grabs her phone and texts more, ignoring her chat.
Chat: Did you hook up on the piano bench at Dave & Busters?
Amber: No.
Chat: Was it really gunshots?
Amber: Yes, if I farted, you would know.
Twinkie is shaking for some reason. Amber is petting her saying 'it's okay.'
Chat: Would you come on a panel with all of your exes?
Amber: .... Yes?
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN.
Amber: I know I've made mistakes, but I've also not made mistakes. What's the opposite of that? Doing good things for the world and people? I'm aware I've been an all-around multifaceted person and everything I've done in my life is like.. there it is. There it is.
[WHAT?? That was word salad]
Amber: "I feel like being on Youtube is liberating in a way because it's made me truly think about things that I've done and it makes me want to work even harder to heal from those parts of me that make those said mistakes easier than a normal person. Does that make sense? I know I'm not a bad person. I hate saying 'I'm a good person who has done bad things!' but that's the reality. There are people who are good but have done bad things. It just sucks. I've just regretted so many things. She starts fake crying.
[Basically, she considers herself a good person but doesn't want any backlash from all the horrible things she's done, so she dances around the topic and pretends to be humble about it]
Chat: Everyone has skeletons in their closet.
Amber: I believe it.
More stupid questions like "What gameshow would you want to be on, if any?"
Amber says "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
Chat: I heard a rumor you were going to be on Big Brother. [??????]
Amber: No.
Amber cuts off the next question as she suddenly looks odd, stares off to the side, and shoves the camera at the ceiling again saying "Hold on a second."
When she comes back, there's no explanation.
More boring questions like the chat telling Amber she should go on Love is Blind and Amber says it'd need to be a lesbian version. Snore.
Chat: Who is your celebrity crush?
Amber: I used to think Blake Lively in A Simple Favor.
She calls Blake Lively "daddy." "I love a Kristin Stewart moment." "I love Gossip Girl. That was my jam."
Chat: Is your bush actually dainty?
Amber: Yeah. I'm deadass, all of my exes have said that.
[Why are all of her exes telling her that?? Is she coaching them to say that because why else would all her exes say something so weird and specific?]
Amber: My exes did think it's a very nice.... I'm done.
[Me too.]
Chat: "Did you actually see a ghost in the hallway?"
Amber starts laughing. "Okay so when Beck said I didn't want to get up to help get groceries... geeeeenuinely true story. There was a ghost. And I wanted nothing to do with it."
Amber is laughing so much, I know this is a total LAH.
Amber: "This was during my bedbound era. I didn't want to get up."
There's the truth.
Amber: I didn't actually see a ghost. See, the situation is... I saw a figure. A little shadow person.
So, Amber's got demons in her house.
Chat: How many toys do you have?
My brain tried to protect itself from more Amberlynn Is The Sexiest Sex Kitten Ever talk, it shut down for a few moments, so I'm not sure what she said.
Someone asks Amber if she's ever had night terrors. Amber doesn't know what night terrors are so she instead talks about having sleep paralysis where Amber's arm was dangleen off the bed and something tickled her fingers.
Chat: Have you ever used a Ouija board?
Amber: Yeah, I have. I don't believe in them.
Chat asks if Amber would go ghost hunting.
Amber: I would go ghost hunting. Because I don't believe in it. It's not real, you know?
[Chat's trying to get Amber to copy Becky]
Amber says she does have lucid dreams, they're rare, but she used to have them more often when she was a teenager. She says whenever she has lucid dreams, she'll just make out with people. No flying, just Amber sitting around roleplaying her lesbian cruise ship novel, Hello Darling.
Chat: "I thought you said you don't remember your dreams."
Amber: I don't. That's why I said it didn't happen often.
[????]
Amber stares off to the side and says to Wasabi, "Did you take a big shit? Mama will have to clean that up pronto!"
[... what...]
Amber: "Oh, he took a dump for real!"
[EXCUSE ME????]
Amber has another bathroom break "to pee and then I'll clean that litterbox."
I'm fully convinced based on Amber's expression that Wasabi did not poop in a litterbox, he pooped all over the floor.
Amber is back shortly and pretends to want to block someone in the chat named Window. Amber claims they have a brother-sister/sister-sister relationship. So they have pretend playful hatred towards each other.
Amber blames her heavy breathing on drinking alcohol. I'm not sure how that works.
Chat: What do you do most days when you're not doing bingo or shopping?
Amber talks about how much she cleans and how she makes her chores into a game. She insists she takes Twinkie out al the time [SURE.]. She does laygoes. Journaleeen. "It seems all the shows I like, they come on around the same time of the year."
Chat: Do you use timers?
Amber: I used to, but not anymore. My cleaning rounds have graduated from that.
[Oh I thought chat meant timers that Becky mentioned; they probably did]
Yellowjackets show talk. Yawn. Someone in the chat claims their "cousin's sister" is in Yellowjackets.
Amber: "My aunt's ex-husband's sister was in an old Survivor." It was in the 2007 cast. She said they had a very distinct look. "I think they're a lesbian."
Amber: "This one, Denise Martin"
Chat: DoxxingLynn.
Amber: Me and my mom went to the same school as Winona Ryder. Amber talks more about Petaluma, California and how she's a California girlie. How much Petaluma has changed over the years and how it has A TARGET now. (wow.)
Amber gives us another shot of the ceiling while she helps Twinkie back up on the couch. I imagine Amber is having a difficult time getting up from the couch and doesn't want the audience seeing her rock 3 times before she can stand up.
When she returns, the chat starts spamming her with tooth emojis lol
Chat: What jobs have you worked before?
Amber lists her work history as:
- worked at a boys and girls club for second graders
- sold knives. "I feel like that was a scam, but they were the best knives ever." They were Cutco knives.
- PCA worker. "That was my best job ever."
- Data entry for veterans; government contracted job
- Babysitting gigs
- When teenager, cleaning people's houses for a little bit of money
Amber:
Staaahhhhhhp.Amber: Who wants a love reading?
[Nooooooo not the Tarot/Oracle/Bullshit cards.]
Amber starts pulling one card for each person in the chat. I feel like I'm watching one of those brainless "lucky scoop" scam videos.
I zone out and edit this post. When I wake up, the cards are gone and Amber is talking about some show (I think 90 Day Fiance?) and a character called "Jasmine." Amber insists Jasmine has BEEPEEDEE and Amber sees herself in Jasmine so much. But past Amber relates... not current Amber, no no, because current Amber is sooooooo much better than she used to be. Amber says Jasmine having 0 to 60 crying hysterics "is giving BEEPEEDEE. I relate to that. I have moments where I cry crazy hecticana like that, but I'm trying to do better."
Amber talks about shows where a couple hasn't seen each other in a year, but they barely kiss when they see each other again. "Maybe I'm like super sexual and not everyone is like that. I just think some of them don't have any chemistry and aren't that into each other."
Chat: See you next week, dainty squirter.
Amber: I'm leaving. Leaving the planet.
She reminds everyone of her upload schedule and actually leaves.
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Dog sperg post incoming. I'm highly entertained by Erica trying to drum up outrage by using the example "Are you still demanding her (Twinkie) to give you paw before you feed her?" Unless Amber is being cruel (possible) by demanding multiple times or not putting Twinkie's food down after paw has been given (again, very possible considering our subject matter) that is dog training 101.
It sounds like Amber won't get up to feed Twinkie unless Twinkie asks by giving paw. Who gives a shit? If Amber is making a game of it/asking Twinkie multiple times before moving then she is being an asshole. Owners should be asking their dogs to do things to get rewards even if it is a routine meal. As someone who owns large breeds, you bet your ass I won't do something unless my dogs show control and obedience, the key is to not introduce frustration. Just because Twinkie is a small dog doesn't mean training should be ignored.
Twinkie is a small breed, old and is probably a little incontinent due to age. I have 0 surprise she pisses on the floor, we have seen video evidence Twinkie will piss inside but at least she has the decency to do it in the bathroom. Good job Twinkie, you're smart for a chihuahua. Most elderly chihuahuas will just piss anywhere. Small breeds have tiny bladders and fast metabolisms which is why I'll personally never own any dog that isn't at least knee height at the withers.
If she can't jump up on a couch alone and is shaking, it's probably arthritis, low blood sugar or some other sign of pain. Get your dog some steps for the couch and a vet check-up Amber.
It sounds like Amber won't get up to feed Twinkie unless Twinkie asks by giving paw. Who gives a shit? If Amber is making a game of it/asking Twinkie multiple times before moving then she is being an asshole. Owners should be asking their dogs to do things to get rewards even if it is a routine meal. As someone who owns large breeds, you bet your ass I won't do something unless my dogs show control and obedience, the key is to not introduce frustration. Just because Twinkie is a small dog doesn't mean training should be ignored.
Twinkie is a small breed, old and is probably a little incontinent due to age. I have 0 surprise she pisses on the floor, we have seen video evidence Twinkie will piss inside but at least she has the decency to do it in the bathroom. Good job Twinkie, you're smart for a chihuahua. Most elderly chihuahuas will just piss anywhere. Small breeds have tiny bladders and fast metabolisms which is why I'll personally never own any dog that isn't at least knee height at the withers.
If she can't jump up on a couch alone and is shaking, it's probably arthritis, low blood sugar or some other sign of pain. Get your dog some steps for the couch and a vet check-up Amber.
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"I thought shota meant some type of weird trans fetish"
This might just be the best self-tell I've seen from these reddit mouth breathers in a while.
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The level of 'cope' in the Amerverse is hilarious right now - they are all spinning and even blaming Amber for not speaking out about Dakota when she allegedly knew about it
Oh what a time to be alive
Oh what a time to be alive
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Good god, woman, that's not how that toy works. You don't stick one of those in somewhere, nor do you want it near your teeth.
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But her mouth is where her orgasms come from don’t be so fatphobic