So fatty says she loves these videos, and before we get to anything else, can we just acknowledge how fucking bloated she looks?
Face as round as the moon and jowls as deep as a canyon fucking hell.
Segment 1: Sweet & Sour
catsscratch: "Who TF is responsible for teaching pookie the word "ad nauseam"? i just wanna talk" (8 hearts)
A: Says she's known that word forever, and that she gets into the habit of saying the same and words over and over again (oh so that's the reason for her abusing words like accountability, got it)
ambermarie8169: "That shirt is repulsive on you btw. Dress your size and age dude." (6 hearts)
A: Says she thinks she looks good and super cute in the shirt and that's all that matters.
lilyanna7797: "That second voice message sounds suspiciously like Alexis to me lmao" (7 hearts)
A: Says it's not Alexis and also denies using AI for voice messages
SuperMusicalPassion1: "The thing about hobbies is that most people who have a ton of hobbies have phases where they aren't interested in any of them" (2 hearts)
A: "Leedurally me"
jujujupiter: "Your sentence is poorly contructed" (1 heart (honestly that could apply to any of her sentences))
A: Says she writes better than she speaks (Amber "Washing Rag Waster" Lynn, I have read your wattpad, you do not), thinks it's probably because of nervousness
addyqk7114: "kay lady son is TAKING ME OUT it's kayla dyson

" (218 hearts)
A: Says she didn't pick it up during filming and only noticed during editing
Weren't there only supposed to be 5 comments?
Segment 2: Sippin Communitea
Q: Erica is not your ex, her wife has every reason to be upset with you. Pull your head out of your shelf.
A: No she is her ex, they spoke for almost a year under the impression that everything she said was the truth (her being in a marriage only for the money) (Holy shit she keeps yapping, she must really be mad that she got fucking trolled by these fucking dykes). Oh, guess I was wrong about the crumbl cookie video, if things go how they usually do, we'll have that second video before long. Though I'm convinced we sadly still won't get layurggs.
Q: Why are you calling Erica your ex when y'all never even met in person and she and her wife admitted that the whole reason Erica talked to you was to troll you?
A: They were IN A RELATIONSHIP and then just more of the same old story and also narc injury anger
Q: Why did Beck clean the cloths and not you?
A: "Beck didn't clean any cloths" (sure thing jan)
Q: Why is there a toilet brush in your shower?
A: "There isn't" (tbh that would be news to me too)
Q: Can you talk about th recent pic circulating of you sitting on two chairs at bingo?
A: That's obvs not real, she only uses one chair (sorry fatty, I remember you using two chairs when you were at chez Emily Franz and plotting to kill your cat)
Q: Could you please clarify your relationship with YoMama, I have received confirmation that his wife discovered inappropriate conversations between the two of you and asked him to stop talking to you.
A: Says the two of them have never spoken privately. Also she's a lesbian (we didn't forget about dalton you whore)
Q: Is it difficult logging into 100 different accounts to give yourself all the positive comments?
A: It's so embarassing that people think all positive comments are from her. Says she NEVER left herself a positive comment (I'm pretty sure if you dig hard enough in the thread you can find evidence to the contrary)
Q: Did you know that lying for other people is still considered lying?
A: Yes, and says other people do it too to protect someone.
Q: Why don't you show us random picking so we know you're not completely lying and cherry-picking nice voice notes?
A: Says that all voice memos she's heard have been nice
Q: How are you not more embarrassed about destroying a marriage?
A: Says she should've just called it quits when she knew she was married and regrets not doing so and feels bad about the situation. She's not the one that broke up the marriage, it was Erica (honestly if your marriage collapse because of Amber that shit was destined to end sooner or later)
Q: How can you say your meal with 9 or 10 potatoes was only 450 calories when the potatoes alone were 1000 or more?
A: Says she just reads the nutritonal value per serving, and then drones on about how it's lotta carbohydrates but low calories and how there's a lot of potatoes in a serving.
Segment 3: The Lynnterview
Q: Which past situation or issue do you wish you would've handled better? (also regarding her emotional state cuz she tends to act immediately)
A: Every situation she's ever been in on YouTube
Q: What ASMR do you watch, do you have any favorite channels?
A: Likes Real Person ASMR by August, then proceeds to talk about the woman's looks or smth.
Q: Regarding the topic of body image, how do you navigate maintaining a healthy and emotional approach while sharing your story online?
A: She doesn't know, but partly thinks it could be because of her childhood
Q: Is there anythign you're working on internally that your audience might now know about?
A: Trying to navigate a relationship she's had for years bc she thinks there's a lot of resentment.
Q: If someone were to watch your entire YouTube history in the form of a documentary, how do you think they'd walk away feeling about you? Do you agree with that version of yourself?
A: Thinks they would be frustrated with her and agrees with that.
Q: Would you get another dog if Twinkie dies?
A: No, and then blabs on how much she loves her.
Q: Why have you not considered reading the Harry Potter books?
A: Reading that type of book just doesn't feel entertaining to her, but maybe she'll give it a try.
Q: How do you measure success beyond the scale?
A: So many ways, but she'll focuse on phsycial, the way that she walks (hurpling) the speed that she walks (lumbering) and the stamina and breathing she's experiencing (probably just slightly above deathbed patients)
Q: What's the biggest trigger for you to binge?
A: Two things, the first being in the headspace of leedurally not caring, the second being emotional eating
Q: Do you ever get jealous if you see skinny girls?
A: Says the only time she really experiences jealousy is when she's in a relationship, but she doesn't get jealous of skinny girls (memories of "There's girls outside that are taking selfies in front of a rock wall" beg to differ)
Q: How do you think your life would've been different if you'd been put up for adoption instead of going into foster care?
A: Starts cryeen and mentions the brothers that were put up for adoption. Says that she doesn't know
Fucking hell it's a shame it's too early to drink or I would get myself something.
Q: What advice would you give someone who's trying to stay true to themself while others are trying to tear them down?
A: Doesn't know how she does it and doesn't know how she'd tell someone else. Would tell them to "know their worth and trust in the process, find an outlet for positivity". Also says that she doesn't read comments on her YT videos.
Segment 4: Tea or Tale
Rumor: Destiny's mom hated Amberlynn.
Says she loved Destiny's mom and she messaged her a lot after the breakup, going so far as to saying she wants her to live with her (that is Destiny's mom wanting Amber to live with her). Apparently Destiny sent her a video after her mother's passing where the mom said she loved Amber.
Rumor(?): It takes years to diagnose someone with BPD.
Says that's not true, it can take weeks to a couple months, taking 8 months in her case.
Rumor: Amberlynn loves to brag about being the sidechick.
Literally no, oh my god she's bringing up again that she was in a relationship for almost a year. Fat fuck, there's people who have been the side piece for years.
Segment 5: Bad Choices
Q: Have you ever taken a call or texted during sex?
A: Yes, she has taken a call (I assume by sex she means one of her eatfests)
Q: If your partner wanted to have sex with you with full clown makeup on, would you be down?
A: No
Q: Have you ever had sex with someone you met on Tinder?
A: Tinder no, online yes (ah, ordering food online then)
Q: Have you ever used a vegetable as a sex toy?
A: No
Q: Would you sleep with a really sexy person even though they had horrific B.O.?
A: Sure, "can't you just wash your armpits and put on some deodorant beforehand?"
Oh thank fuck it's finally over.