Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Empress of Lucite]

Why is she Alex jones red here lmao?

Because like Alex Jones she's a fat retard with clogged arteries.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Because like Alex Jones she's a fat retard with clogged arteries.

We're back at full moon phase

 

[maybe a pigeon]

remember when that dude filmed her at the laundromat and she tried to twist it & cry rape because “a man was filming my butt” lol

How could you not? It would be like discovering a new species. Here, courtesy of the lovely and talented Bean Bag in a Curry:

https://youtu.be/kwRL5uJLLTg?si=bXvcyxmEFdkbUJpZ

Look at that thing—it has a life of its own. (Head to 3:20 if my bookmark doesn’t work.)

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Dispektful molments (IG) posted a clip from the member's stream amber did, talking about Dakota and this was a comment. I really cannot with these retards... So, ACTUALLY grooming 13 years olds and asking for their kinks is worse than amber being a stunted adult and talking about sex in front of 15 year old? Because one was online and the other in person? Only in Haydur Nation does this logic make sense

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Can't we just agree that both are fucked up? Amber did record and post a video of Libby wearing a bikini and having her "show it off" to the internet, after all. That said, with Amber, you could chalk it up to her possibly being a dumbass with no concept of boundaries ... With Dakota, there's clear evidence of what the intentions were.

The thing that's most telling about Becky, though, is that she definitely placed some focus on how "weird" it was for Amber to (allegedly) say that she had a crush on Billie Eilish when she a minor ... Only to admit that she knew about this with Dakota the entire time and insisting that she doesn't think she's a predator.

Some of "Haydur Nation" so dumb that they are proving Amber right: That she's always worse than someone else no matter what to some of these people.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Exactly that, she was just like a house wife, yet everyone canonises her to be some very serial abuse victim. The only difference is, being a house wife is actual work, when done properly, Beggy did fuck all besides wipe ass and go to buy McDonald's. She's just as lazy and manipulative as amber, Amber is just smarter and better at it. Becky has removed all accountability because of MuH MeNtALz and the community feeds this delusion. Anyway, there is a whole thread dedicated to Beggy and why she is also problematic. She's no innocent little lamb

Beck EARNED THOSE SHECKLES. she slept in the same bed as amber..

 

[American Psycho]

Kinda looks like those fat one eyed gypsy fortune tellers.

a FOURCHIN teller (I think Jordy said that, not my joke)

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

a FOURCHIN teller (I think Jordy said that, not my joke)

Each one tells a different version of the future.

 

[Fee]

This was "leederally" the best! I don't know if these pictures were already posted but this is from Reddit.

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

This was "leederally" the best! I don't know if these pictures were already posted but this is from Reddit.

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"Action" figure. Lmao. Should have given the second one a copy of rarity's missing poster.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

She’s really trying to work that leaning forward, hunched over with stringy hair covering her up angle to lure in a new victim, isn’t she?
Or is this how Amber thinks she really looks?
Stand up, Amber! Let her see you how you truly are!

This was "leederally" the best! I don't know if these pictures were already posted but this is from Reddit.

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AI cannot comprehend the ankle balls at all lol

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

I see no one has done an archive yet, so here's the PreserveTube, at least. Anyway, I've got nothing to say, so I'll just begin.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

April 8th. Let's start with the questions. I'll just paraphrase them cuz Idc for this wordy phrasing.

Q: Did you come up with the food for thought questions?
A: Yes, her dream is still to come out with a guided journal (whatever that means). She just loves asking questions guize!

Q: Why don't you count the food you have out as ordering takeout?
A: This specific goal was about her relationship with ordering takeout food(? the one from uber apparently). Having a meal out with her mom doesn't count cuz that's just her spending time with her mom. Holy fuck that question must've hit a nerve she just keeps on talking. Anyway says this restriction is just about her breaking her uber habit.

Q: Will you start a gofundme so us supporters can fund your inpatient?
A: Absolutely not! She would never start a gofundme! (Is this shade for noneck?)

Q: How do you feel about fat jokes?
A: She can make fat jokes bc she's fat, but skinny ppl making fat jokes is not ok. (Also makes an example that she could make cancer jokes).

Q: Why did you not eat that ice cream with your mom if you allow yourself to eat those anyway?
A: Cuz it would've been her first meal and it'd have caused to spiral for the rest of the day.

Anyway, onto her goals.

Takeout Goal: Success, she allegedly only ordered takeout twice.
Drink 2 water bottles: Success
Logging calories on noom: Says she did, but she's kinda shifty eyed lol, also tells us it wasn't pretty when she stepped on the scale
Intermittent fasting goal: Big Fat Failure, as expected. "I'm not going to force myself to eat when I'm not hungry!" sure thing fatty

Says her week went pretty good, especially the beginning but the weekends are a lot harder for her (how so exactly? what's the difference between the weekend and weekdays for someone who doesn't have a job and doesn't really go out?). Stayed within her prescribed calorie amounts 6 out of 7 days but she could just not get satisfied on Sunday and overate drastically, and was up 5 lbs the next day. We get the usual water weight, not real weight, sodiumz excuses.

Says she's 518.0 lbs (so I'm assuming around 540). In other news, still a fat fuck. Says she 4000 calories on that day she overate.
Goal for the next week are:

1. Order takeout 3 times a week.
2. Have a successful weekend.

Kissy outro and bye.

Fatty is still fat and apparently mad that people are pointing out all the greasy shit she eats outside of her home. Had a day where she pigged out and ate over 4000 calories. Also she looks fatter than usual. Most importantly, I wouldn't have sex with her. Urgh, today is QnA day innit? Dreadful, not looking forward to that slop later.
ETA: The AI ALR INaction figures are great, but why is there a spirit of caretaker's past in the second one?
Is that the fabled binge monster?

 

[Britney Spears]

With all the scoldings about how she tracks calories like Dog the Bounty Hunter, you’d think she had some real credible results behind her.

Oh no, 6/7 days of lying to an app that relies on what she inputs and 0.05% weight loss for a body that is living on borrowed time.

Forgiveness please, porky, I have learned my lesson.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Man I love watching all these fat lesbians fight each other

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Had a day where she pigged out and ate over 4000 calories

Thought that little tid bit was interesting after she claimed Noom giving her an almost 3000 calorie a day limit was a little hecticana
She said she wouldn’t come anywhere close to that dainty 3k calories on this new diet!

 

[Empress of Lucite]

What's this "explicit and highly sexual" video that Amber said is floating around in her latest video? I'm too fucking bored with her to comb back through this thread to see if it has been posted

 

[WalmartLipgloss]

Funny …but Twinkie looks way too cute in these. Twinkie is a massive obese ugly chihuahua

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Funny …but Twinkie looks way too cute in these. Twinkie is a massive obese ugly chihuahua

Twinkie is cute and your soul is ugly.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

What's this "explicit and highly sexual" video that Amber said is floating around in her latest video? I'm too fucking bored with her to comb back through this thread to see if it has been posted

That would probably be that crumble cookie video. It's nothing that exciting to be honest, it's naked Amber eating a cookie and smushing her deflated pathetic tits while trying to look sultry, you don't even really see anything except her dinner plate size areolas. If fatty wanted to make a video worth talking about, she'd show LAAYYURGHS. Overall, just kind of a nothingburger, like everything this woman has done in her life.

ETA: If you absolutely have to see it, there is a local archive of the video in this post. I suppose it can be good for a laugh, but it's not that special.

 

[KittiestKitty]

The Cookie Crumble video was a whole nothingburger. Alexis and Amber bolth should be fucking ashamed of themselves for hyping up that dumb shit she insinuated was cinematic masterpiece.

 

[scoootiepuff]

She made it sound like there's a second "sexually explicit" video going around other than the cookie crumble video though.