🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Long Time Caller]

That guy looks way more like the fat version of Office Jim than Null.

 

[NoReturn]

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Don't let this fake news distract you from the fact that Null is fat.

 

[sallowhal]

Don't let this fake news distract you from the fact that Null is fat.

but would you have sex with him?

 

[TV's Adam West]

but would you have sex with him?

Gotta earn true and honest somehow. You ain't gotta like it, but you gotta do it.

 

[(°▽°)]

Gotta earn true and honest somehow. You ain't gotta like it, but you gotta do it.

Gas, grass or ass. Nobody shitposts for free.

 

[innocent jogger]

This reminds me of the time Chris Chan thought he had a photo of "Clyde Cash".


Chris is a fat autistic faggot. Ralph is just a fat faggot.

 

[genericwhitemale]

wtf is this shit
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I really thought he just put a image generation request into Grok and this was a joke. The fact that this is actually what he thinks is crazy.

 

[JAKL II]

Hey Ralph I know you read this obsessively, so I know this will wound your soul reading it.

Ethan Oliver Ralph is the Marty Jannetty to Dax Herrera's Shawn Michaels.

There is no metric available in the known universe where Ralph can refute this. He is the Jannetty and he always has been and always will be.

 

[Sloppa]

What's funniest about Ralph's Twitter meltdowns is you know he's always done this.

Even before social media was invented he'd come home from school after a day of being mercilessly bullied for being a fat little ragepig and sit in his room rocking back and forth muttering this stuff to himself until Sandra poured a bucket of offal into his trough and called him out for dinner.

Don't let this fake news distract you from the fact that Null is fat.

Null is a little chubby but otherwise lovely and very talented.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph is just a fat faggot.

I will, with a heavy heart, begrudgingly admit that Ethan Ralph is no longer fat. He's a weird bag of skin that hasn't bothered to lift a single weight to not look like a ball sack, but he's not fat. Ralph was funnier when he was fat though, this is an undeniable truth because everyone knows that fat people are inherently funnier than non-fat people. This is a scientific fact.

Strangely enough Ralph has become even more of a faggot after turning into a nutsack so it all evens out in the end.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I will, with a heavy heart, begrudgingly admit that Ethan Ralph is no longer fat.

He still looks fat to me tbh. Definitely less fat since AIDS or off-brand Ozempic or whatever he's done, but I don't see a Skinny Queen when I look at him, and his head still looks like a thumb.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

Hey Ralph I know you read this obsessively, so I know this will wound your soul reading it.

Ethan Oliver Ralph is the Marty Jannetty to Dax Herrera's Shawn Michaels.

There is no metric available in the known universe where Ralph can refute this. He is the Jannetty and he always has been and always will be.

inb4 he tries to cope like a woman about how Jannetty was the funny one. Accept the length, Gunt, he got you.

 

[BigPeanut]

Null with a positive opinion on America? Color me surprised.

Nah as much as us Americans hate in America we still understand it’s at least ten times better than every other country in the world, very easily as well. There isn’t even a good second place candidate unless you count a based and redpilled poor shithole, like somewhere in Eastern Europe.

 

[niggercattle]

wtf is this shit
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Gunt must have completely fried what little was left of his brain with drugs and booze if he really thought the man in the photo was Null. That guy is clearly way too thin and well groomed to be him. The herbivore eyes are on point though.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Turns out the real torque wheeler was the autist we met along the way.

 

[carl9987]

ngl, truck Null looks pretty chill.. not even that fat.
And he looks much happier and sane than Ralph, of course

 

[Sloppa]

Hey Ralph I know you read this obsessively, so I know this will wound your soul reading it.

Ethan Oliver Ralph is the Marty Jannetty to Dax Herrera's Shawn Michaels.

There is no metric available in the known universe where Ralph can refute this. He is the Jannetty and he always has been and always will be.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

ralph would have had better luck using AI to make an image of null in the cheese aisle. it would be funny if truck null is actually nulls half brother or some shit though.

 

[BigPeanut]

ralph would have had better luck using AI to make an image of null in the cheese aisle. it would be funny if truck null is actually nulls half brother or some shit though.

We have to do a CIA psyop for Fuhrer jersh and flood Ralph with so many fat null ai generated pictures in the cheese aisle, that when he gets sent the real one inevitably, he will never know.