🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 333 92.8%

  • Total voters
    359
Last known picture of Null from 2019

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vs "Null"

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Even if you are totally faceblind... come on.
One of them looks like a jaded lumberjack who goes out into the woods to get away from everybody's shit

The other one looks like he goes out into the woods to smoke with the Keebler Elves and eats all their cookies.
 
That's the real L for Ralph here. Even if it isn't Null, this dude is clearly quite happy...and driving freely in the country his daddy gave him. Ralph would give up a third tit for even an hour of that joy.
Also he's driving exactly the sort of truck Null is after for capability, reliability, and lack of bullshit computers...
 
A story of two tweets.

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It’s so hilarious that Ralph has the least amount of engagement on Twitter versus anyone in the sektur. Josh’s post about crabs seems to appeal to more people than Ralph’s latest internet daddy feud.
 
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