🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

Random chubby man with a chubby bod cruising through a Serbian neighbourhood with American flags on display, it must be JOHM POTTER

MAH JANNEH PERSPIKTY SAID SO

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I guess Ralph is already entering his schizophrenia arc. Will we be seeing a fat retard walking around in Mérida rocking a Klan robe like Kanye soon?

I don’t think Ralph is schizophrenic. I think he’s just fat, drunk, stupid and so desperate for any win against anyone at this point in time.

I do forget sometimes though just how
stupid Ralph is.
I saw the picture and I immediately knew it wasn’t Null. Not because I don’t think it looks like him, not because I want to defend my Oshi or anything. I knew it wasn’t him because there’s no way that Null would take a contemporary picture of himself and share it to enough people where it could possibly get leaked
I see there’s only two ways we’re gonna see a picture of Null post 2025.

Number one is that he takes the photo himself after losing all the weight and buys a nice suit or something.

Number two is that he gets a Chris Chan style candid photo taken of him at a gas station or in cheese aisle in a Walmart somewhere.


Honestly, how stupid is Ralph thinking that Null would just take a slovenly photo of himself after getting to America. He’s not Ethan Ralph, who keeps posting gross pictures of himself.

Ralph is so sensitive, womanly, and desperate right now that I really think anyone could easily get on his show by telling Ralph that they went to daycare with Null when they were three years old, and Ralph would roll out the red carpet and have them on for six hours so they can do a tell all story about how Null didn’t take naps in daycare or what ever made up shit.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don’t think Ralph is schizophrenic. I think he’s just fat, drunk, stupid and so desperate for any win against anyone at this point in time.

I do forget sometimes though just how
stupid Ralph is.
I saw the picture and I immediately knew it wasn’t Null. Not because I don’t think it looks like him, not because I want to defend my Oshi or anything. I knew it wasn’t him because there’s no way that Null would take a contemporary picture of himself and share it to enough people where it could possibly get leaked
I see there’s only two ways we’re gonna see a picture of Null post 2025.

Number one is that he takes the photo himself after losing all the weight and buys a nice suit or something.

Number two is that he gets a Chris Chan style candid photo taken of him at a gas station or in cheese aisle in a Walmart somewhere.


Honestly, how stupid is Ralph thinking that Null would just take a slovenly photo of himself after getting to America. He’s not Ethan Ralph, who keeps posting gross pictures of himself.

Ralph is so sensitive, womanly, and desperate right now that I really think anyone could easily get on his show by telling Ralph that they went to daycare with Null when they were three years old, and Ralph would roll out the red carpet and have them on for six hours so they can do a tell all story about how Null didn’t take naps in daycare or what ever made up shit.

Or Ralph is just making shit up and it was all a WERK BISH!

 

[The I Scream Man]

I know absolutely nothing about Josh's blue collar yeehaw doppelganger and I already want to have a beer with him more than I'd like to stick my leg out when Ralph is walking by and watch him flip ass over teakettle, which is saying something

 

[Gorilla Milk]

I see there’s only two ways we’re gonna see a picture of Null post 2025.

Number one is that he takes the photo himself after losing all the weight and buys a nice suit or something.

Number two is that he gets a Chris Chan style candid photo taken of him at a gas station or in cheese aisle in a Walmart somewhere.

Could always get called as a witness before a congressional committee or whatever, especially if OFCOM doesn't back off.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Ngl, he did get me for a second.

 

[Lawltism2]

Buying that exact truck and taking a picture in it would be a great permanent fuck you to Ralph, plus a reliable vehicle.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If this happy fellow is liquid and our johm is solid who's big boss? My first thought would be chris but he'd only be around 12 at time of cloning, maybe chris is solidus and Bob was the true big boss.

 

[RU486]

Punished "Venom" Null

"I won’t scatter your ban appeals to the heartless sea of bots. I’ll always be with you. Plant your unhinged rants in my sub-board. I won’t see your threads end as locked ashes. You’re all diamonds, my chaotic userbase."

 

[Oliver Onions]

whoever got him with this is a legend. What a great lie.

I hope this turns into a game of Where In The World Is Johm Potter? and people keep sending Ralph random photos of dudes with beards saying it's definitely Josh.

 

[Brap God]

See the cyclist in the background? He would have been in the pictured individual's field of view only seconds earlier. The real Josh would never smile so broadly after such an experience. Case closed.

He could've been visualizing smashing into the cyclist, which would also explain the catatonic demeanor. Also Ralph, you'll always be fat and you have the flabby skin and third nipple to prove it.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

@Null is still fat.

 

[Braphamut]

He's like Ron(nie) Burgundy.

Throw anything favorable in Gunt chat and he'll run with it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Take a picture in your truck Ethan so we can compare

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

Guys, you’ll never believe this, but I just found the most recent picture of that dastardly Johm Potter Moon! Here it is, just lookit him! THEY KEEP GETTING FATTER WHILE I KEEP GETTING SKINNIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (insert SpongeBob laugh)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Johm Potter out here with body doubles for the trannies (and Ralph) to attack

 

[Vibralldo]

you right.
the guy below is so much better looking

We should ask him to take over the site in my opinion

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gaining 100lbs doesn't make your nostrils level out, does it?

Also lol:
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'M HOOOOOLLERIIIIIIIN

He looks like DSP jacking off.

 

[(°▽°)]

I mean, they both look like they would win a push-up competition against Nick Rekieta, so the similarities are striking.

WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT A "PUSH-UP COMPETITION" WITH KNOWN FAGGOT NICHOLAS REKIETA
It doesn't mean what you think it means.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Number two is that he gets a Chris Chan style candid photo taken of him at a gas station or in cheese aisle in a Walmart somewhere.

Null in a Walmart, cheese aisle might just give him a Vietnam flashback with all the cheddar around (that would be some good funny propaganda to see Null holding up some cheddar cheese)