Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 184 41.4%

  • Total voters
    444
Nick played his usual word-games and re-defined "Cuckold" to mean something other than what it means. Another man doing your wife with your knowledge doesn't make a you a cuck according to Nick. It takes more.
If you have a dude ploughing your wife with your enthusiastic consent, you're 100 million times more pathetic a cuck than someone whose woman cheated on him.

The first is a depraved, subhuman vermin and less than a man, the second is a man who was wronged.
 
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Nick claims that Aaron's deal includes a pre-sentencing investigation.

Still teasing April's "assault"
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Not worried
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What I love about Rekieta watching is he's so transparently obvious. He wakes up in the morning, still seething (and drunk) about what he was mad about when he fell asleep mad (and drunk), then immediately goes to find more things to seethe about, only to go to bed seething (and drunk) about a whole new collection of things that night.
 
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“It’s not my story to tell, but I’ll dance around the details without fully addressing it.”

Aaron isn’t allowed to discuss Nick, Kayla, or April because, as he says, “it’s not his story.” Kiwifarmers and others supposedly aren’t allowed to comment either, because it’s “none of their business.” But Nick can speak evasively about April’s personal experiences, including something as serious as sexual assault, despite not having her consent to do so and not being in contact with her. 🤔
Seems like Nick didn’t bother to get a mutual NDA when April distanced herself from the Balldo circle. She’s chosen to stay silent, so why doesn’t he? Why does he feel the need to defend thy lady's honor when they aren't even dating anymore? Something tells me April's eviction from the Balldo Bunker wasn't his choice. Either April ran away from him or Kayla forced her out.

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Nick is coping hard here lmao

Aaron has already stated that investigators provided him with a list of witnesses they wanted him to identify, which suggests a pre-existing, active investigation. It’s highly likely that subpoenas have been issued for digital evidence, with relevant data already returned to investigators. Investigators typically seek to identify witnesses once they have already collected enough evidence to support their inquiry. They wouldn’t ask Aaron to identify witnesses unless they already had a solid base.

Nick is either misinterpreting Aaron's statements or intentionally downplaying them to minimize the situation. Either way, the situation looks more serious than he’s acknowledging. Total Balldo Death is coming, I can smell it in the air.
 
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Nick claims that Aaron's deal includes a pre-sentencing investigation.

If Aaron were to plead guilty to a misdemeanor, the court may optionally call for a pre-sentencing investigation. The key words are "may" and "court".
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And still (as of today) nothing new in the system about the case since 28-Feb.
 
What I love about Rekieta watching is he's so transparently obvious. He wakes up in the morning, still seething (and drunk) about what he was mad about when he fell asleep mad (and drunk), then immediately goes to find more things to seethe about, only to go to bed seething (and drunk) about a whole new collection of things that night.
- seethes in the court
- seethes outside the court (at K)
- seethes on camera
- seethes in the shower
- seethes on twitter
- seethes in the YT comments
- seethes on locals
- seethes in superchats to a pedophile and some wine aunts
- seethes in DMs
- seethes in church
- seethes at a wedding in LA
- seethes driving keedz
- seethes being stopped by a traffic cop
- seethes reading KF

But that's not enough. He has to break the law to read private/privileged correspondence only so he can seethe even more.
 
This is off-topic, but can we note the misogyny in this? (And I don't use that word lightly - it's overused, usually.)

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First, Elissa is a grown woman and an established detractor of Nick's long before 11/7/24. Why wouldn't she send DMs days after Nick and April sperged their addiction and fucking all over twitter in the early days of November when he was supposed to have FIVE CHILDREN back in in his custody.

Second, according to rumor, any nudes were breasts. Who the fuck cares? Exactly no one. This man put a bottle up his bum.

Third, Aaron has no real money beyond paying clippers $10 for playing them on Steel Toe. What is Nick even talking about?

... Can you imagine what Kayla has endured? I know she's a hard girl to like. Interestingly, Elissa was concerned for KAYLA, and one of the reasons she sent the DMs.
Nick is an equal opportunity narcissistic abuser, let's not act like he isn't. He just has a toolset of basic schoolyard insult tactics that he uses depending on the target, whether that's calling women whores, fat people fat, Aaron a gay goo eater (homophobia), etc. Nick is both gay and a whore so of course as usual, projection.

The problem with calling someone like Nick a misogynist or whatever is it assumes he has any good faith in him which he doesn't. It's like calling a serial killer crazy. Like, duh.
 
Aaron has already stated that investigators provided him with a list of witnesses they wanted him to identify, which suggests a pre-existing, active investigation. It’s highly likely that subpoenas have been issued for digital evidence, with relevant data already returned to investigators. Investigators typically seek to identify witnesses once they have already collected enough evidence to support their inquiry. They wouldn’t ask Aaron to identify witnesses unless they already had a solid base.
I’m pretty sure they mentioned Ralph. Or it could’ve been Melton. Pretty sure it was Ralph. Either way I don’t expect Ralph to stay quiet about receiving a subpoena from the LAW and get drunk and pilled out on the show bragging about his outlaw status and how he’s untouchable in Mexico.
 
That window of opportunity passed I don't think it'd do any good. A good ass kicking in highschool or college might've set him straight thereafter but Nick's permanently retarded at this point.
His ass should still be kicked. Rage Twig is delulu thinking he can fight.
 
I don’t expect Ralph to stay quiet about receiving a subpoena from the LAW
I imagine his reaction will be a lot worse because it could be from the Feds.
He would not shut up about that. Snaking Nick would be a very lucrative source of income through viewers and donations.
 
Either way I don’t expect Ralph to stay quiet about receiving a subpoena from the LAW and get drunk and pilled out on the show bragging about his outlaw status and how he’s untouchable in Mexico.
When he got word of criminal proceedings in Minnesota, he cleared that stuff up immediately, showing more legal competence than rage twig.
 
From Pretty Fat Antisocial chat, Nick claims ALL MARRIED PEOPLE CHEAT:

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Coping like a bitch as usual. Fishy Gash APRIL is the one who tweeted that Kayla cheated on Nick.
You heard it right here from Nick Rekieta. Working overtime to feed your family is morally similar to inviting Aaron over to fuck your wife, high on coke.
If you're not beside your wife 100% of the time, doing everything she wants, you might as well have Aaron come to your home and fuck your wife, high on coke.
In fact you here, reading this. If you have a wife. You're already having Aaron fuck her, high on coke.
 
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