He would be asked for less and with more dignity as a wagecuck, than being a pushover for his parasitic BPD-Oberfuhrerin.
They are unable to take care of anything. They can’t take care of themselves, they can’t take care of their finances, their careers, youtube channel, podcast (low effort 1.5h of talking with no research, plan, or whatsoever and they still manage to not record the podcast every other week), they can’t take care of their big project (Creator Clashes), Anisa didn’t even take care of her bolt ons.
Anisa is so proud of herself, because she started cooking that is barely mediocore. Months of this larp and no improvement at all.
The dogs had no chance with these faggots. There is no indication that they can take care of anything even if their life depends on it.
Also some poster here said that Anisa will become jealous of the dogs. And I think it’s so true. Every time there is a photo of Ian with dogs with the rare spark and joy in his eyes, Anisa is internally fuming. I’m afraid that she will come up with some kind of allergy or other very niche and special reason (because of course she is the special medical case) and force Ian to get rid of the dogs.
The Jomha household is the temple of misery.
They’re a pretty unique couple in the sense that Anisa is the only woman for whom prostitute is the only valid career option.
And Ian, well new Ian anyways, is the only guy I know, whose best hope at getting an income is to be a prostitutes driver/scheduler.
Heck, I can almost picture them talking about it on their podcast. “So I get a phone call from an older guy (insert seething about him sounding like a TRUMP VOTER) and he lives almost an hour away. I go fine, an hour on Friday. And this despite this being almost THREE HOURS with driving included. So we get there and he goes “Oh you have tattoos!” (Insert Anisa sperging for five minutes about an ex boyfriend in high school who HATED tattoos.) Finally when Anisa’s inside the first thing he asks if she does anal. And when she told me, I was like “Bro! He asked on the phone! I explained to him over that Anisa doesn’t do anal!”
Continued sperging for five minutes about how the “date” lasted an hour and fifteen minutes, but the guy didn’t even tip blah blah (Anisa says something about not wanting to look at the clock because it’s rude, so that’s why Ian does it for her.)
Ian ends the episode by saying that she workers are underpaid, Anisa nods heartily and says how she got “rude vibes” from him.
But they’re both grateful for Anisa’s sexworker career enabling them to live their best lives.
But, I guess bad unboxing is back because Ian has no other ideas besides political slop. It took him months to do the first round of tranny cringe bad unboxing so who knows how long it will take this time. Even the rules are so pretentious and patronizing.
Lol!
Old Ian: “Send me shit! It’ll be fun! Send me whatever, I’ll unbox it!”
New Ian: “Send me a link to an Amazon store, and I’ll pretend to be surprised when I open the thing I ordered and paid for myself!”
Ffs, how can he think that this is interesting in any way?
Iiiiiiaaaaannn! I made creamy poos in a glass again!
kawaii* desu
Anisa selfie?
