Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Xarpho's Return said:
Maddox's appearance disconnect wasn't the biggest problem in his universe. It's been stated here before that he really believed he was some sort of super-genius when in reality he was clearly a midwit, something even Dax could pick up on, let alone everyone else.
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His appearance was the least of his problems. Much like with Diddler Dax, nobody thought he was actually a jolly pirate swashbuckler irl. He was le funny trole guy making fun of stuff and putting on a character with all that "best page in the universe stuff" when it was basically just early "fratire" (I hated that word and am glad it has mostly died) like Tucker Max and a few others of the period.

Except when he went mask-off, he wasn't just a nasally voiced bald Armenian, he was also a hypersensitive little bitch who actually believed his own cringe act.

Almost exactly what happened to Maddox happened to Maddax. They're two peas in a pod, at least in that way, although while Maddox is merely a whiny dipshit and kind of a dick, Maddax may be an outright sociopath.
 
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>bullied by kiwis into embracing fatherhood
>son's birth catalyzed a falling out with ralph
>son's growth may eventually force a split with Vito
>Rekeita becoming a Ralph replacement that will become impossible to shake without balldo retaliation
>Eric July fued becoming more ridiculous with every passing day
>Patreon still stagnating

I'm thinking some tumultuous happenings are in store for Juju the next few years.
 
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Edict of Expulsion said:
did an ankle-deep-dive into slash. he's half nigger and half britbong, aka full nigger. also took advantage of that molested traci lords porn girl. real quality individual. definitely someone you want in your country, shaping culture.
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So exactly the type of guy that Dax loves and probably wishes was wearing Biggest Problem merch
 
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Did he say who his best man was? Was it Vito? lmao

I'd check myself but I really don't enjoy hearing either of them talk.
 
Edict of Expulsion said:
did an ankle-deep-dive into slash. he's half nigger and half britbong, aka full nigger. also took advantage of that molested traci lords porn girl. real quality individual. definitely someone you want in your country, shaping culture.
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Nobody cares, he was one of the best guitards of all time.
 
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She wanted to be a wife and mother but hey 1 out of 2 ain’t bad.

It’s kinda funny when you realize redpill influencers (he’s close enough) are just projecting their own situations most of the time. In this case the girl who stays with the fuckhead and thus “deserves” to have her time wasted (according to men who otherwise say women quit relationships too fast).
 
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