Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

New YouTube pfp:

This looks like one of those vintage replace-the-face memes.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

There's a new upcoming live on her Youtube channel - "Raising courage for the queer community" on June 11th.
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'Live in 62 days.' That's an uncharacteristically long time period for her. I imagine she will forget about it. It'll be during Pride month.
Welcome @Mike Tyson Any'tizers . Your thumbnails look fine to me.

In a ritual adapted from the book "Queer Rites: A Magickal Grimoire to Honor Your Milestones with Pride" by Enfys J. Book, I use wyrdwork to raise and send courage to my queer family.

Aww! An uplifting ritual for for all the qweerz in her thread!
Live link here.

Some scraps:

$40.



Alt text, for anyone here who is a fan of rocks:

A paper bowl containing a variety of tumbled crystals. Clockwise from the top: nuummite, dolomite, anorthosite, stilbite, vogesite, rhodonite, hemimorphite, and Picasso jasper. In the center: golden healer quartz, angel aura quartz, and smokey quartz.

I wonder if she's still on Fetlife?

Someone was talking about having COVID, then this interaction came from it:

But didn't you admit that your parents didn't wear masks to travel for their vacation? You can't blame everything on a stranger.

Replying to a person whose cat just died:

The TikTok in question.

The video is of Peetie playing with a hair tie for half a second with a David Attenborough narration over it. I guess the commenter put laughing emojis because of it, but it's hilarious to imagine that they were actually responding to the sappy description Staph wrote for the video.


I doubt she has ever had an IRL conversation with a gay man or woman to claim this. Funny how, in this graphic, the gay person is represented by one piece of flair, because Staph resembles the left figure more, if you changed all the conservative markers to weird tranny pin badges.


Don't even think about it, bitch. You can't even look after one.


But yet you do everything they say.


Poor Mama Frig... Suffering from cancer and having her business blasted online by her cancerous daughter.


A very retarded take, in my faggy opinion. Staph isn't part of the LGBTQ, so she doesn't have a say on the matter, anyway.


'Not to brag...'

 

[AfghanBlue]

Don't even think about it, bitch. You can't even look after one.

Tbf it would be nice for Siggy to have someone of equal intellect to chill with as opposed to just staph, and they could entertain each other.
Also Staph's budget for catfood would be constrained and they could both be a healthy weight.

 

[a hapless toad]

Poor Mama Frig... Suffering from cancer and having her business blasted online by her cancerous daughter.

Endometrial cancer is usually slow, and if you have the rarer fast growing kind then generally you get chemo... I know Mama Frigly is on her third round with cancer but I feel like Staph (and the OP she's responding to) are being a bit hysterical.

The pandemic meant a lot more stringent triaging; the people who seriously needed surgery ASAP were treated first and people who had slow progressing cancers could (and did) obviously wait.

Her early stage breast cancer was probably LCIS, waiting a few months might have been mentally taxing for her, but FFS the doctors wouldn't have done that if it was in danger of progressing.

 

[Meowzers]

There's a new upcoming live on her Youtube channel - "Raising courage for the queer community" on June 11th.
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i hate that i immediately recognized this as the aroace flag. normally i can't remember all these flags. i could have sworn she dropped the aromantic label because she's in love with her ghosts

Some scraps:

$40.

$40 on rocks, but you can't spend a dollar or two on a nice little glass or ceramic dish from the dollar store or goodwill? she's just so fucking embarrassing.

 

[JaneThough]

i hate that i immediately recognized this as the aroace flag. normally i can't remember all these flags. i could have sworn she dropped the aromantic label because she's in love with her ghosts



$40 on rocks, but you can't spend a dollar or two on a nice little glass or ceramic dish from the dollar store or goodwill? she's just so fucking embarrassing.

As the resident basic white bitch, I have experience with crystals. I won’t say much other than look here and tell me if $40 was a good buy: https://a.co/d/1LA30Ge

 

[But During the Stone Age!]

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I always find it hilarious that nearly every time after Staph has summoned some big deal demon she has come down with bad luck. In this instance, she's having chronic pain - enough to make her sick.

She thinks so highly of herself to feel as though some ancient demon will heed her command.

She has zero power in the real world: no money, no influence, no skills that allow her to do anything worthwhile. If she truly had the power of all these demons and gods, why is she still in some shitty, dirty apartment every night begging for any crumb of attention she can get on Bluesky?

 

[moorhen]

Well, that’s the pot calling the kettle pushy, ugly and middle-aged, isn’t it?

Her view of herself genuinely baffles me. There’s no ounce of irony in what she’s saying, even though you know if someone, anyone, she deemed attractive enough for her (despite her looking like a bog witch) paid her a scrap of attention she’d turn into an intolerable creep immediately.

On the cat front, she (hopefully) wouldn’t be allowed another because Siggy is only in the apartment because she’s an “emotional support animal”, and Papa Frigg probably won’t want to defraud another shelter out of a cat he has to clean up after.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Henchman 21, from The Venture Brothers, having a flashback to discovering woods porn:

This makes me think it might be an achievable "transition goal" for Stephanie, or maybe I was tricked by the camera angle. Adult 21 out of henchman costume:

Before <spoiler> happened and he got buff, of course.

 

[brooky]

Henchman 21, from The Venture Brothers, having a flashback to discovering woods porn:
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This makes me think it might be an achievable "transition goal" for Stephanie, or maybe I was tricked by the camera angle. Adult 21 out of henchman costume:
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Before <spoiler> happened and he got buff, of course.

Having a true blue IRL friend is also a good goal for Steph. Scammed neighbours don't count.

 

[Chromeo]

Having a true blue IRL friend is also a good goal for Steph. Scammed neighbours don't count.

The problem with Stephanie is she's a socio-emotional black hole. Anything you pour into that cup is immediately poured back out for all the potential benefit. Remember last year when she was giving out her one long-term friend's email address to strangers on Tumblr so she could vouch for her in slapfights, and the friend had absolutely no idea that was happening?? Or when Stephanie tried to befriend that freak-ass teenager on Tumblr and it got too weird even for that kid?? Stephanie's not friendly. She takes, and takes, and takes, and doesn't ask, and doesn't give, and doesn't ever feel remorse. She can't have a true blue irl friend because she would never be a true blue irl friend to anyone. All she wants are acolytes, followers, fans, devotees, people who are just fine giving her everything with no expectation of anything in return, and that can't ever be a healthy friendship.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She takes, and takes, and takes, and doesn't ask, and doesn't give, and doesn't ever feel remorse. She can't have a true blue irl friend because she would never be a true blue irl friend to anyone.

This is why I'm intrigued about that IRL "queer support group" she's stumbled into. When she burns them I hope it's visible to the public.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

This is why I'm intrigued about that IRL "queer support group" she's stumbled into. When she burns them I hope it's visible to the public.

Knowing how those things go it's probably a complete echo chamber much like her sessions with her 'therapist' who seems to have never told her to stop TMI posting and sharing her every thought online, though if word got out she supports pedos and animal fuckers we could be in for an IRL slapfight of epic proportions, since even for the wokest of pronoun-havers that's a bridge too far. Or even if there was a non-white tranny in the group who wanted her to shut up about her Norse/Celtic heritage, that's an argument I'd certainly like to witness.

 

[glass_houses]

It gets me that she's living in a building full of her peers, and she still hasn't made a single friend.

 

[Meowzers]

It gets me that she's living in a building full of her peers, and she still hasn't made a single friend.

ah yes, a building full of peers

but seriously, iirc she befriended a woo-woo cat lady in the building, but she moved away. i really don't think she's ever had a ride or die best friend in her life, just fair weather friends she lightly chats with but never 100% clicks with or does any fun activities with. the ghosts are her besties. it'd be kind of sad if she was just a bumbling awkward but well-meaning autist that struggles with making friends. but like chromeo said, she's an emotional black hole made of of piss and vinegar (both personality and smell-wise) and i feel no pity

 

[Aunt Carol]

ah yes, a building full of peers

Elderly chomo MAP, eh? Looks like Stephanie's got herself an egg to crack.

 

[Mike Tyson Any'tizers]

This makes me think it might be an achievable "transition goal" for Stephanie,

Boomer pooner protection connection, Yarrow speaking!

She very much needs the “a beard is not a substitute for a jawline” talk, but I don’t think she would be receptive to it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She very much needs the “a beard is not a substitute for a jawline” talk, but I don’t think she would be receptive to it.

21 stayed overweight even after he developed muscles, skills and confidence, so really he's a shining example of HAES representation in fiction, the kind they say is needed. Guess none of the HAES blog people have seen Venture Brothers, which is really their loss.

It did slip my mind that 21 spent a couple seasons talking to a ghost friend, who was a way better ghost friend than any of Stephanie's seem to be.

Knowing how those things go it's probably a complete echo chamber much like her sessions with her 'therapist' who seems to have never told her to stop TMI posting and sharing her every thought online, though if word got out she supports pedos and animal fuckers we could be in for an IRL slapfight of epic proportions, since even for the wokest of pronoun-havers that's a bridge too far. Or even if there was a non-white tranny in the group who wanted her to shut up about her Norse/Celtic heritage, that's an argument I'd certainly like to witness.

The X factor is that The Queers are younger. (Do we know that or did I assume? They're at least better at The Online.) Stephanie is a trans-age grandma with a thin veneer of ultra-progressive buzzwords; she puts her foot in it online now and then, but usually nobody notices. If she's with a group of physical humans for an evening of pizza and board games, that's a lot of conversation-hours, a lot of chances to slip up, and you can't block and ignore people IRL. If any of The Queers are jacked-up on self-righteousness and Cluster B disorders, she might be surprised to be outmatched, and since she's new to the group she'd be the obvious one to scapegoat and jettison.

I'm picturing the eventual Fall being at the same level as a TTRPG group where one of the players is currently dating the GM. Not a 1:1 model, but that amount of stinky weirdos vs. emotions.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

It gets me that she's living in a building full of her peers, and she still hasn't made a single friend.

Well, she did start pretty much fucking immediately with bitching and moaning about every slight inconvenience to her parents until they approached building management for her and started snitching on the neighbors, possibly even getting some evicted. Remember that alcoholic domestic abuse victim lady she was friendly with at first and how we abruptly stopped hearing about her soon after Staph had her Dad snitch on someone in a neighboring unit having a smoke?


Also iirc she accused somebody or other of hate criming her by stealing her fucking ugly tranny flag as an act of targeted harassment, which (shocker) wasn't even true, since she admitted soon after that she found it and the wind just knocked it over. D'you really think she bothered to contact the tard wrangler in chief to inform them she was mistaken, retract her false accusation, and perhaps even apologize? Or tell her parents to have them clear it up, and risk her Dad, God forbid, scolding her for not even bothering to check before involving them in slinging around retarded accusations? Lmfao I guarantee she didn't say shit. I'm not even going to go into blasting everyone's business all over social media (no idea if any of them know) or constant interference into the business of the old lady downstairs and her crackhead son, barging in and threatening them with a taser at one point, and seemingly succesfull effort to get them all thrown out on the street over fuckin' noise complaints rather than locking her door, putting on headphones or earplugs, and minding her own goddamn business.

Having a real hard time finding my sympathy bone for anyone, retarded or not, who makes one deliberate choice after another to make herself so aggressively unpopular, even by the standards of other bottomfeeders whose peak lifetime accomplishment was haunting every doctors' office in a 50 mile radius to complain endlessly and act as useless and retarded as possible until they racked up the hours necessary to get on the government tit. If it makes you feel any better about it, Staph appears to be slightly too retarded to realize that she has no friends, just a bunch of people who laugh at her behind her back, but figured out that humoring her stupid fucking gender larp for 5 minutes is basically punching in the Konami code for infinite free money.

Stephanie is a trans-age grandma with a thin veneer of ultra-progressive buzzwords; she puts her foot in it online now and then, but usually nobody notices. If she's with a group of physical humans for an evening of pizza and board games, that's a lot of conversation-hours, a lot of chances to slip up, and you can't block and ignore people IRL. If any of The Queers are jacked-up on self-righteousness and Cluster B disorders, she might be surprised to be outmatched, and since she's new to the group she'd be the obvious one to scapegoat and jettison.

By the second meeting, I am absolutely sure that these people had 2 group chats: The one that includes Staph, and the one they made that doesn't.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The best thing to remember here is that Stapphy is chronically incapable of holding an extended conversation without bragging about the fact she has a Kiwifarms thread. Inevitably someone in this group is going to come check things out, and depending on how THAT shakes out we may finally get our holy grail: someone on the ground who's ready to share irl details.