Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Thunderous Lightning]

I can't imagine how retarded you must be to mush your brain with drugs and drink and still continue to try and be an Internet public figure. It's such a flagrant embarrassment to anyone and everyone involved. And to top all of this off, to not even be a good person, but a pathologically liar all around the Internet. For what purpose? To have some interaction in your life? A reason to live? Some people to talk to? To make you feel smug about lying to strangers online?

With this behavior your obvious lies are proven false ad infintum, to then cope with the truth by creating new lies to slop over the old.

What's the point of this? Of Nicks existence? What a life to live. Imagine him reading his thread and disagreeing with every single post that gives receipts on his blatant fuckery and bullshit. But you're the only one who does not recognize reality for what it is.

Just imagine, for one brief fleeting second, actually being this man. It's truly sad and pathetic.

I guess this is what passes for being cool and not a nerd in modern day though huh.

Amazing

 

[woodedbag]

I can't imagine how retarded you must be to mush your brain with drugs and drink and still continue to try and be an Internet public figure. It's such a flagrant embarrassment to anyone and everyone involved. And to top all of this off, to not even be a good person, but a pathologically liar all around the Internet. For what purpose? To have some interaction in your life? A reason to live? Some people to talk to? To make you feel smug about lying to strangers online?

With this behavior your obvious lies are proven false ad infintum, to then cope with the truth by creating new lies to slop over the old.

What's the point of this? Of Nicks existence? What a life to live. Imagine him reading his thread and disagreeing with every single post that gives receipts on his blatant fuckery and bullshit. But you're the only one who does not recognize reality for what it is.

Just imagine, for one brief fleeting second, actually being this man. It's truly sad and pathetic.

I guess this is what passes for being cool and not a nerd in modern day though huh.

Amazing

when you're a narcissist and you've reached internet stardom and then lost it all, i think it takes a long time to come to terms with that. he is holding on with dear life to memories, and that coupled with drugs makes it impossible for him to see how much damage he is causing his family and himself dragging on like this. i went through something similar on a smaller scale and i think that's why im so fascinated with this (although i dont have any kids or a wife so when i was doing lines of coke in the bath room with my crack whore it really wasn't a big deal to anybody besides me). he has to find some way to accept his life can go on without the fame or money, but then he has even more hurdles to get over with the damage he has inflicted on his children and the fact that his wife was getting banged by steel toe. especially if he gets probation sober that clarity is gonna sting. idk how he makes it. think this loop will go on for years like this until he is either in prison or dead. just my opinion.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

I can't imagine how retarded you must be to mush your brain with drugs and drink and still continue to try and be an Internet public figure. It's such a flagrant embarrassment to anyone and everyone involved. And to top all of this off, to not even be a good person, but a pathologically liar all around the Internet. For what purpose? To have some interaction in your life? A reason to live? Some people to talk to? To make you feel smug about lying to strangers online?

It's all about the grift. His actual career has imploded now. No one who knows about his online history would want to hire him. All he has left is superchats.

 

[Strix454]

What's the point of this? Of Nicks existence? What a life to live. Imagine him reading his thread and disagreeing with every single post that gives receipts on his blatant fuckery and bullshit. But you're the only one who does not recognize reality for what it is.

He is an alcoholic and drug addict who can't hit rock bottom because of his parents money. Without their money, he would already be divorced and probably living on the street. He is drunk or high all day long. Everyone hates him and being around him. All he has left is tard rage which brings him to the internet when he is semi-funcitonal.

All the stuff he says is mostly aimed at himself. He has to convince himself every day that he is better than other people and that he is winning. Because I think if he ever has to come face-to-face with his failure and who he really is today, he will probably do something extreme.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm not sure if he knows HOW exactly, but he knew that she DID and when. I'm a hundred precent certain that the "my kid's having a medical emergency that's not really a medical emergency, but also kind of is; and Kayla is over reacting and so will the doctors if we go to the hospital so I've just got to say up with them for like two days - don't worry about it" thing was her taking some herculean amount of coke and Nick electing to ride it out instead of going to the hospital and dealing with CPS and trying to sell a made up story about how it totally wasn't his coke she got into.

Here's how I see it.

Consider these three things:

- "I believe I said Monty probably sucks little boy cock."
- "I don't know why Drex is mad at me."
- "I don't know why my daughter tested positive for cocaine."

All three are LIES. I think he knows the answer to each one (no, he knows he didn't say probably, yes he knows why Drex is mad, and yes he knows why she tested positive, respectively). He's playing coy.

Yes, he's brain damaged, but he's also a goddamned liar. It's damage control.

Nick was forthright about one single aspect of his crash and burn: he was intentionally setting out on a midlife crisis, which frankly, is mythical. Me and Mr. Bowl are settled into middle age, and we're happy as clams. Nick was just looking for excuses to get drugs and strange puss.

I agree the mid-life crisis is probably a made up thing.

But for men, the joke goes that you buy a Corvette. Nick went with FoMoCo instead of GM. Fair enough.

It should have ended there.

What Nick did is... WAY beyond that. I dunno what you call it other than going completely batshit insane.

 

[ChromaQuack]

But... but... they're "All-Star moms" who are completely unbiased...

It is known that all star moms are alright with giving 8 year old children cocaine. Or having a sex swing in your home. A sex dungeon even. Right beside the kids' rooms -- so they learn how the stork is called as it were. With two to five extra black gentlemen every night to aid in said stork calling.

Lol, lmao even.

 

[Swole McPole]

"Kayla did not cheat on me in any popularly known sense"
So...Kayla Rekieta performed infidelity of a ordained-by-god marriage in some kind of "esoteric" way, and that makes it fine?

"It isn't cheating if I choose the nigger cock that's going to run a train on her and I'm masturbating in the corner while I watch."

Excuse you, they are "mom's" and not capital-L "Lawyers." Bc "mom's" don't "have a bias," unlike "Lawyers."

They're a plain bunch of bitches, aren't they? Normally, that doesn't bother me. Middle age hausfrau's are what they are. Nobody expects them to be on the cover of Vogue. But these dimwitted cunts clearly think they're some hot shit, despite having hit the wall years ago.

Me and Mr. Bowl are settled into middle age, and we're happy as clams.

Mrs McPole and I had our Ruby Wedding Anniversary a couple of years ago. I wouldn't describe us as 'happy as clams' but we still share a bed after forty odd years.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

TV's Wil Herren chimes in with his brilliant take (among other anti-Toe tweets):
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Oh, I'm so curious what is required in MN, an at-will employment state, where you can quit or be let go for any reason (other than unlawful, discriminatory, or retaliatory reasons), and the labor department says this:

Notice of separation​

No notice of separation is required by law, by either party, upon separation of an employee for any reason. Courtesy and time to collect accrued benefits are reasons why notice is given.

A terminated employee can, within 15 days, request a written reason for termination (and employer has 10 days to provide it.

Did April stop working or showing up? Was it basically understood between them that she was no longer working there? Did he pay her final wages as required?

Because if so, no obvious concerns from any lack of "official" "firing."

Let me guess: Wil got his legal information from Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

Mrs McPole and I had our Ruby Wedding Anniversary a couple of years ago. I wouldn't describe us as 'happy as clams' but we still share a bed after forty odd years.

40 years! Congratulations!

You know, a lot of people once thought Nick had a wholesome marriage like that. That's one of the reason's he was thought of as white-pilling. What a fucking disappointment. Oh, how that pill turned black.

 

[3MMA]

seethes in the shower

• Seethes during his shower calls

Not a cuck

Yet it’s the converse that’s true in reality, he’s a cuck expert. It’s a tad bit grating to say out loud, that Racket’s is an expert in anything, but the proof is in the pudding. Give anyone who is mostly ignorant of Nicks life during the past few years, a dossier spelling out just the basic facts, & the clear, objective, observable, reality is that Nick Rekieta is an advanced cuckold. Expert cuckold, & by choice. His regrets today from the dicks of yesterday, mean nothing to his hard earned title. In fact, he’s such a cuck expert that if I had the ability, I’d change the title of this thread’s first words (after his name) to something like:

• Expert cuck
• Advanced cuckold
• Cuckold (plain, simple, no frills)
• Regrets cucking in public

Could go on & on, but that’s the gist of giving an honorary placement of power to that which makes up the essence of who Nick is.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Did April stop working or showing up? Was it basically understood between them that she was no longer working there? Did he pay her final wages as required?

She stopped showing up to the show in March sometime, and before that appearances were spotty for a month+.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

She stopped showing up to the show in March sometime, and before that appearances were spotty for a month+.

Thanks - That's about what I thought but didn't recall details & wasn't going to go back and try to verify bc I'm not sold that she was even "fired" so much as just stopped showing up, so I just mentioned her attendance to ring that bell a bit. But Wil categorized it as "firing," and not only are performance fails not required for termination, but also neither is "official firing."

 

[Strix454]

Did April stop working or showing up? Was it basically understood between them that she was no longer working there? Did he pay her final wages as required?

The final break with Aaron and the show was her decision to move out of Aaron's house and move to Spicer right around the start of (ironically) April. Her appearances were diminishing before that probably because she was staying up in Spicer while Aaron went back and forth. She never returned beyond coming back to pick up more things in the context of the divorce.

If Aaron can be trusted, he paid her final wages and she also took additional money out of the account that was paying the wages.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

This is an interesting comment by Czar Chasm. Can someone with more patience than me clip the snoozefest that is Keanu Thompson, specifically the segment where she discusses April Anderson wiping all her social media to escape Nick’s psychological abuse?
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Keanu is likely in contact with April and seems to be relaying this based on their conversations. She’s a somewhat reliable barometer for April’s current state of mind.
The problem is that her podcast is FOUR FUCKING HOURS OF DRONING ABOUT SHIT

(Maybe) related to this tweet: vague talk by Aaron and Keanu today on STMS.

Summary: Aaron called Keanu to clarify something Aaron sent her re: the April - Nick relationship (allegedly). Keanu, being her usual boring, slow-explaining self, opines that April (allegedly) doesn't want to have anything to do with Nick and how April (allegedly) cried a lot to her due to (alleged) psychological abuse by Nick (allegedly).

 

[Melty Butter]

Aaron had a good show tonight. I laughed multiple times. He's very relaxed ahead of tomorrow's hearing, and his audience ribbed him the whole time. 3 things of note.

1. He plans to stream around 3 PM Central after his hearing to give everyone the breakdown. (This morning, he said that his lawyer was giving him the thumbs up on everything but refused to tell him details for fear that he'd blab about it on the show. I thought that was amusing.)

2. At around 55:00 he did a funny segment trying to matchmake the PrettyMenopausal ladies with two dudes from the SadDadClubPodcast.
3. (@StannisTheMannis beat me two it.) Keanu called in. In cryptic language, she said that April does not speak to Nick after being "psychologically abused".

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron had a good show tonight. I laughed multiple times. He's very relaxed ahead of tomorrow's hearing, and his audience ribbed him the whole time. 3 things of note.

1. He plans to stream around 3 PM Central after his hearing to give everyone the breakdown. (This morning, he said that his lawyer was giving him the thumbs up on everything but refused to tell him details for fear that he'd blab about it on the show. I thought that was amusing.)
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2. At around 55:00 he did a funny segment trying to matchmake the PrettyMenopausal ladies with two dudes from the SadDadClubPodcast.
3. (@StannisTheMannis beat me two it.) Keanu called in. In cryptic language, she said that April does not speak to Nick after being "psychologically abused".

Sounds like another WIN for the Toe!

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Keanu called in. In cryptic language, she said that April does not speak to Nick after being "psychologically abused".

April, if you’re out there, I’m sorry I made fun of your stinky pussy. I didn’t mean it. PLEASE release the bodycam footage. Do it queen.

 

[parsnip]

April, if you’re out there, I’m sorry I made fun of your stinky pussy. I didn’t mean it. PLEASE release the bodycam footage. Do it queen.

She could make so much money in superchats if she just did a show and charged $10 each for questions about her time in the balldo bunker. And that's on top of what she could get from Josh for the bodycam footage. Does she hate money?!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

April, if you’re out there, I’m sorry I made fun of your stinky pussy. I didn’t mean it. PLEASE release the bodycam footage. Do it queen.

I'll do you one better.
April if you're out there I'll find you your next sugar daddy/drug dealer for you to monkey branch to. You're in rural MN so the search will not take long.

 

[Vibralldo]

(Maybe) related to this tweet: vague talk by Aaron and Keanu today on STMS.

Summary: Aaron called Keanu to clarify something Aaron sent her re: the April - Nick relationship (allegedly). Keanu, being her usual boring, slow-explaining self, opines that April (allegedly) doesn't want to have anything to do with Nick and how April (allegedly) cried a lot to her due to (alleged) psychological abuse by Nick (allegedly).

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A great way to get back at Nick would be for April to consent to the bodycam footage being released