Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Fatrick weighs up on Null's dismissal of American cheese
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There are still retards making the "MUH FOOD THOUGH" to defend mass-immigration? It has been a meme for like 10 years now.
When is Fatrick ever the first with the latest? I keep expecting him to tell a Pest that all their base are belong to him. Then he'll claim it as an original joke.
 
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Ricky childed and denied everything about "dems bad little baby child". Nice try "backing up" your bitch tits and ego, stupid. You literally read political illiteracy from food chains, and know and looks at politics like your consoom for capeshit and Star Trek and Star Wars and never do further research because of you being Mama Raven's special child and a retard.
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Rick hates the CCP. Funnily enough, yesterday's post has him posting storebought dumplings and call that his imaginary Filipino friend cooked him some Chinese dumplings. Nice attempt trying to debunk your own Patposting and unabashed delusions, stupid.
 
>I don't understand why anyone would ever want to be a racist
Nothing worse than people who start sentences with “I don’t understand” and think it means that thing cannot be understood.

Correct, you do not understand. So shut the fuck up.

Pat is the Platonic ideal of a midwit.
 
Pat would be happy staring at the shadows on the wall and never show the slightest curiosity about his surroundings. If he could figure out a way to have an internet conversation with his image in a mirror, he would. Kind of a modern Narcissus, except Narcissus was actually beautiful with only one chin, Pat's just a fat Midwestern slob with a half-dozen fat rolls engulfing his jaw and neck.
 
The virgin Patrick has to interact with minorities for his ethnic food.

The chad racist gets the recipe online and makes it himself.
And here it is, one recipe anyway. Presented by a cute Chinese-American girl.
link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOInD39fl9o

Piggy would watch this and think to himself how much he would like to stuff her eggrolls. Then he would look over and see Xanax zombie Nikki, dribble running down her chin while she vacantly stares at an empty beer bottle and his boner status would drop to wilted baby carrot in microseconds. If Piggy were to ever attempt dumplings, and it would be difficult for him given his pig trotters instead of proper hands with fingers, he would use, ah, *ghetto pork* shall we say. He already has plenty of it in his freezer.

It looks like he will eventually sue every officer on the MPD. There is no doubt they all have had a good laugh at him at this point. Piggy won't stand for that.
 
It's a weird kind of racism where recipes are race-locked, like special abilities in a fighting game.
This is the same guy who thought ordering takeout from a greasy chopstick during Covid was political activism.

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God forbid a full-blown race war breaks out. Pat will chomp on cornstarch until he tests positive for sickle cell anemia.
 
Pigling Pat seemed a mite testy last night...
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And oh my lawd we got some more deliciously fat empty threats hurled at Mr Keene
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More CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME oinks...
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...oh dear god what fresh hell is this?
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Nigga what?
 
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