🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FiveStarAce]

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The search for an internet daddy is an inescapable urge for a man that was Ronnie’d as a child. Ralph is living the exact same life as his father. A broke ass drug addict that can only be violent to women. Maybe start lining your chairs with parchment paper to make it easier for the clean up crew, bud.


A few of his “indelible” moments:

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How about one indelible moment with your child, Ralph?

Edit: Yes, only day trading streams with 20x levers on perichable goods can save the Ralphamale. I'm all for it!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

How about one indelible moment with your child, Ralph?

Does getting the results of a paternity test live as he was en route to BowlaGuntia 1 count?

 

[Um...]

I've searched all my local files and can't find it, but that clip of him completely passed out on stream while Meigh pokes him with a spoon to feed him ice cream was also pure Ralph kino.

Here’s part of it. He’s so excited, look at him waving his lil trotters waiting for the next bite. YUM.

He misses his mommy very, very much.

 

[Die For Me!]

Despite Ralphs meltdown over Aaron Imholte for snitching on his illegal restream of Aarons court appearance, Ralph is backstabbing his Troo & Vindicated West Memphis Street Code views to tattle on Cog so the police can arrest heeem:

https://archive.ph/5JlZi

https://archive.ph/5gnEd

 

[King George III]

This man is bragging about a "delicious!!" Little Caesar's pizza......in Mexico.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This man is bragging about a "delicious!!" Little Caesar's pizza......in Mexico.
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Holding literal garbage
Imagine eating this good!

 

[JustStopDude]

This man is bragging about a "delicious!!" Little Caesar's pizza......in Mexico.
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His tape worm will be eating good tonight.

 

[JAKL II]

This man is bragging about a "delicious!!" Little Caesar's pizza......in Mexico.
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What in the actual fuck Ralph? How down bad are you? Fuckin Little C's? This ain't no flex bud, this is a cry for help.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Come on now, we can't act surprised. Little JCaesar's is entirely on brand for piggy.

 

[GaryGray]

I've searched all my local files and can't find it, but that clip of him completely passed out on stream while Meigh pokes him with a spoon to feed him ice cream was also pure Ralph kino.

The ice cream one doesn't want to upload so here is a link to it. https://i.postimg.cc/L5nT0Fwc/Ice-cream-wakeup.webp It was a kino moment.

 

[King George III]

What in the actual fuck Ralph? How down bad are you?

I understand that some American fast food joints, in foreign countries, are of better quality than their American counterpart, but it's right next door, it can't be that much different from the crap they sell here in the states. McDonald's in Japan is, in my opinion, as good as it's claimed to be and the fries are fantastic (Malaysia also had shockingly good McD's). There, now that's a more worthy brag.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The ice cream one doesn't want to upload so here is a link to it. https://i.postimg.cc/L5nT0Fwc/Ice-cream-wakeup.webp It was a kino moment.

That is the exact file I have saved, but I was searching for a webm instead of a webp. I've put 'Ralph' in the filename now so it will never be lost again.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Ralph is so so so so fucking feminine that he thinks he won by making shit up.

Ralph has no concept of tomorrow. He literally thinks tomorrow is never gonna happen because if he did, he would think “maybe I shouldn’t completely discredit myself, give my enemies another thing to say that I fake and give Josh Moon a win because if anyone in the future uses that fake image they have the instant canned response of that’s a fake image done by a retarded pig”

Ralph is too pig brained to understand that if you want someone to be a lol cow you really should never make up lies about them. Because if you keep telling lies about a lol cow, eventually people will just ignore that lol cow because they’ll assume it’s fake. This kind of happened with Chris Chan when the mommy fuck session happened: a lot of people including myself just assumed it was fake because Chris has had so much weird gay fake shit happen around him.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Because if you keep telling lies about a lol cow, eventually people will just ignore that lol cow because they’ll assume it’s fake. This kind of happened with Chris Chan

Also Chaning Kraeger (sp?) and her insane one-sided crusade against Sam Hyde. Any allegations against Sam will always be tainted now because one stupid bitch couldn't stay sober for a single evening to drop her manifesto on a livestream.

Anyone who tries to accuse Sam of abusing women in the future will be asked to provide their Christmas example.

 

[Rage Pig]

Also Chaning Kraeger (sp?) and her insane one-sided crusade against Sam Hyde. Any allegations against Sam will always be tainted now because one stupid bitch couldn't stay sober for a single evening to drop her manifesto on a livestream.

Anyone who tries to accuse Sam of abusing women in the future will be asked to provide their Christmas example.

Sam Hyde alogged Piggertits, who is known to have lost a lot of money with sports betting.

 

[CECA Loather]

How about one indelible moment with your child, Ralph?

Edit: Yes, only day trading streams with 20x levers on perichable goods can save the Ralphamale. I'm all for it!

Would you take trading advice from beggars living in tin shacks?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

The ice cream one doesn't want to upload so here is a link to it. https://i.postimg.cc/L5nT0Fwc/Ice-cream-wakeup.webp It was a kino moment.

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Ah yes, Pantsu and her magical ice-cream spoon of necromancy bringing Ralph back to life after his latest heart attack stroke overdose. See Ralph, if you'd have bought the horse her Harry Potter game, she could have learned some other forms of spellcasting other than growing Fern Gulley on her twat and bring hogmen husbands back to life with enchanted silverware.

 

[porkWellington]

Says the guy who's primary target is his target's wife.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Says the guy who's primary target is his target's wife.

Let me dust off my oooooold crystal ball and check on future Ralph for a second...

Oh shit he's dead.

Wait, that's a couple years too far, one sec...

Oh he's mad at DSP... and... I'm getting something coming through... it looks like he's drunk... and poor... and I hear something... let me patch it in for you guys...

"-An another thing, PHIL, you son of a bish, yew tell that FAT WHORE of a wife that you have DRIVEN INTO LITERAL SLAVERY that she's welcome to the Memphis MACRO whenever that bish wants! Yew can sit there and CRY about havin' a fuckin' CAT for a keed but I'll knock that FAT BISH up because the RALPHASEED DON'T MISS! FUCK YEW MOTHERFUCKER!"

That's followed by some dolphin noises and heavy breathing, don't know what that's about.

Well there you have it folks, these visions can be confusing to make out sometimes so I'll leave the interpretations up to you.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I didn't even care about my own wife when I had one!