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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

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This man is bragging about a "delicious!!" Little Caesar's pizza......in Mexico.
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Btw for some khantext in case people aren't aware, when he had the top goal and said he would do "Ralph tries it" and order pizza, this is something DSP does once a week or more and supposedly they're still going to be collaborating. So unless he's done this kind of fast food bullshit before then he's taking inspiration from Philip Paul Burnell.
 
Ah yes, Pantsu and her magical ice-cream spoon of necromancy bringing Ralph back to life
With the knowledge we now have of the piss bottle tape, that clip becomes even more disturbing. She's keeping at arms length plus spoon because she knows there's a good chance he'll grab her by the throat. She's positioned herself to be able to dodge an attack.
 
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@Haru Okumura

You won.
 
Akshually it’s the Law Of Virginia and hioen conviction after entering a “No Contest” aka Nolo Contende plea that makes The Gunt a convicted sex offender.

I’m honestly not at all sure how it is in Minnesota.
From what I gather, Aaron plead down to the point where his charge was effectively a ..... copyright dispute.
 
Akshually it’s the Law Of Virginia and hioen conviction after entering a “No Contest” aka Nolo Contende plea that makes The Gunt a convicted sex offender.

I’m honestly not at all sure how it is in Minnesota.
Ralph would have landed a felony if he did what he did to Faith in Minnesota, under the law Aaron got hit on. It's not titled "revenge porn" in Minnesota, and by my reading, there's no sex registry part. I don't recall Ralph having to do that either. Very womanly language from Ralph, as per usual.

No doubt Ralph is still ass-blasted that he gave up the name his daddy gave him in Minnesota, and then ran from Aaron like a little fat bitch.
 
Ralph would have landed a felony if he did what he did to Faith in Minnesota, under the law Aaron got hit on. It's not titled "revenge porn" in Minnesota, and by my reading, there's no sex registry part. I don't recall Ralph having to do that either. Very womanly language from Ralph, as per usual.

No doubt Ralph is still ass-blasted that he gave up the name his daddy gave him in Minnesota, and then ran from Aaron like a little fat bitch.
Ralph is only saying the Sex Offender part because everyone calls Ralph a SO even through its not true in a legal sense. Ralph is again, not seeing tomorrow and being womanly and thinking that people will see the error of their ways and say "oh! Arron isn't a SO so I guess ralph isn't either, I have been soooo silly!!" when in reality it will be "LMAO yer sure your both fucking sex offenders lmao"
 
Ralph is only saying the Sex Offender part because everyone calls Ralph a SO even through its not true in a legal sense. Ralph is again, not seeing tomorrow and being womanly and thinking that people will see the error of their ways and say "oh! Arron isn't a SO so I guess ralph isn't either, I have been soooo silly!!" when in reality it will be "LMAO yer sure your both fucking sex offenders lmao"
Calling Aaron Imholte a convicted sex offender so I can also call Ralph a convicted sex offender is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

It's not really much of a sacrifice to be honest.

It actually just makes it all funnier.
 
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Ralph is back to BPD ex-girlfriend posting about Jersh. Like the fat, desperate, sidelined friend hoping to be the rebound, here comes Teddy to suck his dick.
On one hand, Jesus. Ralph. You're nearly 40 years old. Great, Josh was fat. You're nostalgic picture involve your fat ass holding a birthday cake with a God damn hammer hanging in the wall.

On the other, every single day of Ralph's meaningless existence will functionally be identical for the rest of his life. i.e., Wake up, take pills, beg to an audience of 10 people, take pills, act like a woman on Xitter, repeat. Shit like scouring the world wide web for family photos is considered a highlight of the week, if not the month, for Ralph.
 
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Nice photo of a fat kid with his family at the beach vs deranged photo of a fat kid in front of a hammer stuck in the wall.

I don't know but the former looks a lot nicer to me. Or it's some other random person and Ralph has been spending his time surfing the internet looking for pictures of children. Pretty weird if you ask me.
 
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Ralph is back to BPD ex-girlfriend posting about Jersh. Like the fat, desperate, sidelined friend hoping to be the rebound, here comes Teddy to suck his dick.
Huge Ralphamale W. This time he really got him. It's over for Johm Potter. Now he has only two options left, delete the forum and commit seppuku. As a result Piggertits' children will only learn about his life from his bestselling book. All those embarrassing threads will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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Ralph is back to BPD ex-girlfriend posting about Jersh. Like the fat, desperate, sidelined friend hoping to be the rebound, here comes Teddy to suck his dick.
I love the new wave of Ralph content where trolls have discovered that they can just send Ralph a picture of any fat kid with slightly spaced eyes and tell him it’s Josh Moon (or just AI generated it). I think it’s obvious that Ralph is actually quite hurt that he hasn’t gotten a successful picture so now he’s probably just throwing everything he can out there.

Get Ralph to post a picture any% speedrun.
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yes Ralph you totally owned Josh with a picture of ‘him’ and his nonexistent brothers and sister.
 
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