🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[HackerX]

CAN WE HIDDIT!?
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My favorite thing about Ralph's current state is anyone calling this shit embarrassing is just an alog. Seriously. A 40 year old man isn't only trying to hype up a trip to Burger King (in full caps), but also how much more prestigious the one he's visiting is. I can not understate how cringe he is.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

CAN WE HIDDIT!?
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But is it better than Portuguese Burger King?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

CAN WE HIDDIT!?
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Pathetic.

Somethings telling me that tub tub is gonna get his Burger King regardless of if he gets enough people to pay him.

Because he’s FAT

 

[Bixnood]

But is it better than Portuguese Burger King?
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Oh man that old profile pic, he had it made with Dick Masterson behind him in green.
But dear old Dick "Broke his leg" just before they were ment to go, So Ralph had to go it alone and got his ass beat by a prostitute so bad he still cant see straight.

I love you Ralph after all these years you are still my favourite Lolcow

 

[solidus]

CAN WE HIDDIT!?
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Wow, DSP really is his new Internet Daddy.

 

[BigPeanut]

His tape worm will be eating good tonight.

His rape worm won’t be raping good tonight because he’s a hermit trapped in a shack in Mexico with no BPD whores around

 

[BigPeanut]

This is a 40 year old man absolutely desperate for the attention of a guy who can’t even pronounce “over.”

Ralph seethes daily on Twitter and in DM’s.

Josh laughs at Ralph once a week on his podcast about retards.

Also, can Ethan even see the Hoover dam through those pig slits?

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100% white people who have these slanted legitimate epicanthic fold having Asian eyes are always evil and disturb me.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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He's actually panhandling the same way Chantal does!

I need the sponsorship money to completely cover the cost of the meal, Beezers!

 

[David Spadem]

Ralph's been in a Wrastlin' war with PWR. I found this wrestling promo with Seth Rollins to be right up Ralph's alley and decided to overlay Ralph clips on the section Riddle would be displayed on. Deadbeat dads and wrestling go hand in hand huh Ralph. (Edited on mobile phone)

 

[Bill Evans 45]

CAN WE HIDDIT!?

When was he in Canada?
I see he's smoking menthols, beloved of females and the melanated. Womanly wigger.

 

[Die For Me!]

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[David Spadem]

Because I can't post this on my X account and tag the fat flaggot because I'm shadow banned. I'm gonna post it here, Xander Vickers ney Ralph (Xander Ralph, Alexender Ralph, Alexander Vickers), the son of Ethan Ralph the Country Fleeing, Revenge Pornographer who filmed and allegedly beat/choked your mother, I'm hoping these keywords hopefully reach you in the future when you Google your unfortunate biological father Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

@David Spadem, that was incredible. Thank you for your service.

May Lil Xannie find peace once he invariably finds the answers to the questions about his progenitor that he's been mulling over his whole life.

 

[SargonF00t]

Because I can't post this on my X account and tag the fat flaggot because I'm shadow banned. I'm gonna post it here, Xander Vickers ney Ralph (Xander Ralph, Alexender Ralph, Alexander Vickers), the son of Ethan Ralph the Country Fleeing, Revenge Pornographer who filmed and allegedly beat/choked your mother, I'm hoping these keywords hopefully reach you in the future when you Google your unfortunate biological father Ethan Oliver Ralph.

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Ralph fighting The Transon Family is one of the funniest LOLCOW clips I have ever seen.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph fighting The Transon Family is one of the funniest LOLCOW clips I have ever seen.

That era was peak corn harvest for Ralph. I'm sure there's more, but the things I remember from within something of a 12 month span:

- Fucked and stole xannies from Adezero.

- Kidnapped a retarded teenager from California, whom he spent months bragging about as very hot and teenager

- Got into an online argument with her father and his counterpart, Ralph 2, who created a website to smear his retarded daughter. Whole also creating Rad Roberts, the mysterious and very famous Internet person.

- Knocked up retarded California teenager.

- Forced retarded retarded California teenager into a mental facility.

- Whilst arguing with retarded California teenagers crackhead ex-boyfriend, now troonfriend, released 'The Thumbening'. He would blame this on Iranian super hackers.

- Began a relationship with Amanda Morris, who was was a proud lolicon and in a relationship with a troon.

- Ralph fighting the troon and co. over Amanda's stuff.

- Totaled his car because he sucks at driving, which is likely a factor for why he's in Mexico.

- Revenge porn charges over 'The Thumbening', marking Ethan Oliver Ralph has the first person to be convicted of it on the state of Virginia

- Moved out of his mom's house for the first time in his life, only to let her die alone in a hospital.

- Reading Amanda Morris's credit card numbers on a livestream

Things I can't recall if they happened more than a year after the corn harvest initiated:

- Portugal 1 beatdown.
- The prestigious bowling event where Ralph decided the trophy was more worthy to bring to Mexico over his mom's ashes.

Ralph used to brag about random trips to Vegas, steak dinners, and gambling. Now a trip to BURGER KING IN MEXICO is what he brags about. We've come a long way.

 

[Obscura539]

Ralph setting goals to share the experience of a fat lonely guy eating fast food slop is peak internet.

I cannot wait for the goal to be a can of beans.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

@David Spadem, that was incredible. Thank you for your service.

May Lil Xannie find peace once he invariably finds the answers to the questions about his progenitor that he's been mulling over his whole life.

“…Listen son, some people are pathetic wagies that work a “job” but see I’m a famous e-celeb and I make my meager living by constant begging and being a shameless, mentally ill, amoral cunt. You are here today because being a big time e-celeb resulted in a troubled teenage girl messaging me and I hopped all over that, even helped pick out her prom dress! (Dolphin laugh) These are the perks of fame boy. So I groomed, abused and made you for ego gratification and to totally own Josh Potter. Then I got drunk and posted a video of me thumbing your mom’s ass to totally own this faggot, he was so owned. Also having sex with a teenage girl was really cool and brag worthy so the world needed to see it. Everybody was very impressed. You know that little rainbow blob gunt emoji, that’s all me son. Also, if you wanna know the the truff about it, buttholes are sexy af ….,

But back to what I was saying tho… I’m like a WWE wrestler, this is just a character I play. (Sigh) This part of the fame game, we call it kayfabe…oh well I’m getting ahead of myself, that’s lingo only us pros use btw. But yeah, anything bad or shameful I do is just my character, not the real me.”

(probably) long voice mail message to Xander left on Adrianna Vicker’s court approved communication app at 3 am after suicide baiting failed to get anyone to reply

 

[Blue Gunty]

- Totaled his car because he sucks at driving, which is likely a factor for why he's in Mexico.

Totaled his car a day or two after his aiport heart attack I think in Las Vegas. He was doped up on meds and maybe even drunk when he totaled his car and injured that old man who sued him.

 

[HackerX]

Totaled his car a day or two after his aiport heart attack I think in Las Vegas. He was doped up on meds and maybe even drunk when he totaled his car and injured that old man who sued him.

AND decided to post pictures of a broken and bruised Ralph. Just like after Portugal 1. I still have no idea why he'll post pics of himself after getting fucked up other than him seeking attention.

He's so weird. Ralph hollers that he doesn't give a fuck what people think of him. He'll show the Internet pics of himself after getting completely demolished to somewhat prove his point. (Though it's ultimately him wanting attention by any means necessary, even when it's 90% negative....and he knows that.) Then, holler again that he doesn't care what anybody thinks of him, which only shows he absolutely cares what people think of him. Ralph's personality type (insecure and sensitive) does not mesh well with the Internet and that makes it all the more hilarious since his entire life revolves around the Internet.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I still have no idea why he'll post pics of himself after getting fucked up other than him seeking attention.

It's partially to project the "I'm such a resilient badass" image and partially to assist in his e-begging efforts.

No normal person would think "I should post a picture of myself online after I got my orbital curbstomped into a thousand pieces by a gang of men because I was chimping out in a foreign country," but to Ralph it's more of an "I LIVED, BISH! CAN WE HIT DA GOWUL?! " statement.