🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%

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    349
What gets a laugh out of me is that every picture Ralph drops of “Josh” as some kind of own is of someone extremely happy, in America, in a nice environment.

:diddler: “Look at this motherfucker and the good life he’s got! Couldn’t be me! Only ah’ve got pictures of myself after being beaten with a pipe for trying to pick up underage girls! Johm Potter doesn’t have the guts to do that!”
 
Aaron absolutely felted. Showing a photo of a hot wife's tits to someone privately is the exact same as uploading a sex tape of you gunting your barely legal BPD concubine to Pornhub to embarrass her and her family.

Another Ralphamale W
I love the new wave of Ralph content where trolls have discovered that they can just send Ralph a picture of any fat kid with slightly spaced eyes and tell him it’s Josh Moon (or just AI generated it).
BREAKING: Rare shot of Joshua 'Null Johm Joha Potter' Moon.
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My sources have confirmed this was taken in the loss prevention office of a Serbian Walmart after Moon was caught shoplifting a variety of artisinal cheeses.
 
This is a 40 year old man absolutely desperate for the attention of a guy who can’t even pronounce “over.”

Ralph seethes daily on Twitter and in DM’s.

Josh laughs at Ralph once a week on his podcast about retards.

Also, can Ethan even see the Hoover dam through those pig slits?

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It's so funny to me that Ralph as a kid looked exactly like the obnoxious fat stupid kid who would grow up to be an obnoxious fatter stupid adult
 
Aaron absolutely felted. Showing a photo of a hot wife's tits to someone privately is the exact same as uploading a sex tape of you gunting your barely legal BPD concubine to Pornhub to embarrass her and her family.

Another Ralphamale W

BREAKING: Rare shot of Joshua 'Null Johm Joha Potter' Moon.
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My sources have confirmed this was taken in the loss prevention office of a Serbian Walmart after Moon was caught shoplifting a variety of artisinal cheeses.

You already won because you got 4 people to react to your post. That is Josh.
 
Ralph is saying he's been sober longer than 7 days and that the mean old alogs only laugh at him (or pay attention to him at all) is when he is publicly fucked up on drugs. He's also saying that it's more important to scream about his ex-horse than it is to stay sober. Personally I've found that drunk Ralph is way better at horse hollerin' than sober Ralph, but that's me.
 
Other people plead no contest: SEX OFFENDER :diddler:
Ethan Ralph 🐷 pleads non contest: some gay mental gymnaestics.

Ralph really woke up this morning and said “I’m going to go on twitter and talk about a child’s thighs.”
Won't be the first time, he pulled up a photo of Soph last time.

Go off queen
Look at those emojis. Ethan Ralph 🐷 is a 13-year-old on Tumblr.
 
Ralph doesn't need a treatment program. He's sober as a judge if you wanna know the truth about it!
He's sober as Judge Roy Bean.
He still looks fat to me tbh. Definitely less fat since AIDS or off-brand Ozempic or whatever he's done, but I don't see a Skinny Queen when I look at him, and his head still looks like a thumb.
He's fat. His fatness is a fatness of the soul.
 
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