🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

We have to do a CIA psyop for Fuhrer jersh and flood Ralph with so many fat null ai generated pictures in the cheese aisle, that when he gets sent the real one inevitably, he will never know.

“This isn’t cheese! Who the hell thinks this is cheese!” -Null feeling the light go out from him

 

[porkWellington]

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Presumably something with Meigh and Cozy Rozy, since he posts it in EDT and doesn't talk about the subject matter. Unless there's a grand jury on the Rekieta case.

 

[Muppetstudios]

I love the fact Ralph is promoting a "MARKETWATCH" stream.

I intend to use Ralph for all my future investments....

"Pharmaceuticals and Liquor are on the up invest now!!"

"Video games like 'Hogwarts Legacy' and hygiene products are down, sell sell sell"

 

[RollingRock2]

Makers Market Stream

 

[Bing Chilling]

Null with a positive opinion on America? Color me surprised.

I’d be more surprised if it wasn’t about food

 

[Sloppa]

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No ralph, getting your visa stamped at a courthouse does require you to "testify in court".

 

[parsnip]

We have to do a CIA psyop for Fuhrer jersh and flood Ralph with so many fat null ai generated pictures in the cheese aisle, that when he gets sent the real one inevitably, he will never know.

I had a dream there was a secret pic of null circulating in kiwi dms, but null was hot and super ripped, and we were trying to figure out how to get ralph to believe it was actually null because we were pretty sure it would kill him.

 

[Null]

ralph has already acknowledge he fell for a gayop and is still reply guying me for attention. must be lonely in mexico

 

[Sloppa]

I will, with a heavy heart, begrudgingly admit that Ethan Ralph is no longer fat. He's a weird bag of skin that hasn't bothered to lift a single weight to not look like a ball sack, but he's not fat. Ralph was funnier when he was fat though, this is an undeniable truth because everyone knows that fat people are inherently funnier than non-fat people. This is a scientific fact.

Strangely enough Ralph has become even more of a faggot after turning into a nutsack so it all evens out in the end.

Ralph is morbidly obese for 6 months out of each year, then he starves and shits himself into the grey area of "just really really fat" for a couple of months, at enormous expense (for ralph) by abusing every knock-off Hispanic pharmaceutical he can get his trotters on, this radical annual seesaw of weight shaves years off his life and causes his devastated skin to bulge and bubble and spontaneous sprout bifurcated gunts (latest sighting is a tumorous guntling on his bicep-pseudo wattle).
Before Ralph dies in 2026 sitting on the toilet, we will see dodecahedron gunt bifurcation, forehead gunts, unsymmetrical octo-titties and unseen biology like sticky dew-flaps.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ralph is morbidly obese for 6 months out of each year, then he starves and shits himself into the grey area of "just really really fat" for a couple of months, at enormous expense (for ralph) by abusing every knock-off Hispanic pharmaceutical he can get his trotters on, this radical annual seesaw of weight shaves years off his life and causes his devastated skin to bulge and bubble and spontaneous sprout bifurcated gunts (latest sighting is a tumorous guntling on his bicep-pseudo wattle).
Before Ralph dies in 2026 sitting on the toilet, we will see dodecahedron gunt bifurcation, forehead gunts, unsymmetrical octo-titties and unseen biology like sticky dew-flaps.

So Cronenberg, Corman and Romero have a collaboration? With Tom Savini, an unlimited budget and no censorship?

 

[Lidl Drip]

40k people definitely agree that that's JOHM POTTA! His original tweet didn't even get 40k views so I don't know what he's even referencing. I guess if you're drunk and pilled out it's hard to read those little numbers on the screen.

 

[Obscura539]

The search for an internet daddy is an inescapable urge for a man that was Ronnie’d as a child. Ralph is living the exact same life as his father. A broke ass drug addict that can only be violent to women. Maybe start lining your chairs with parchment paper to make it easier for the clean up crew, bud.


A few of his “indelible” moments:

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

His brain is finally liquefying, it would seem.

I wonder if he remembers he's doing a bit with Milo.

 

[Elmo]

The search for an internet daddy is an inescapable urge for a man that was Ronnie’d as a child.

No joke.


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He's so desperate for validation.

 

[Oliver Onions]

ngl, truck Null looks pretty chill.. not even that fat.
And he looks much happier and sane than Ralph, of course

I didn't want to do this. Ralph forced my hand.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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The search for an internet daddy is an inescapable urge for a man that was Ronnie’d as a child. Ralph is living the exact same life as his father. A broke ass drug addict that can only be violent to women. Maybe start lining your chairs with parchment paper to make it easier for the clean up crew, bud.


A few of his “indelible” moments:

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I’d like to add his dancing in front of the Blaze studios and the time he denied his name to some random outside a Minnesota courthouse.

No joke.

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He's so desperate for validation.

Finally admitting he loves dick is a bold move for him. Is it only certain dicks or any dick he can get ahold of?

 

[Oliver Onions]

I’d like to add his dancing in front of the Blaze studios and the time he denied his name to some random outside a Minnesota courthouse.

I've searched all my local files and can't find it, but that clip of him completely passed out on stream while Meigh pokes him with a spoon to feed him ice cream was also pure Ralph kino.

 

[AltisticRight]

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40k people definitely agree that that's JOHM POTTA! His original tweet didn't even get 40k views so I don't know what he's even referencing. I guess if you're drunk and pilled out it's hard to read those little numbers on the screen.

All this reply guy attention whoring and severe homosexual tension just makes it sound like he wants to have sex with Josh.

 

[alan thicke]

I've searched all my local files and can't find it, but that clip of him completely passed out on stream while Meigh pokes him with a spoon to feed him ice cream was also pure Ralph kino.

That was truly was Ralph living his best life. It’s a shame that’s the same era that included his child crawling around the filthy floor in dirty clothes and covered in bug bites before being drunk-driven around sans car seat.