Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Since Alex has said we are no longer allowed to use his likeness, I did some digging and learned Alex is actually one of a group of sextuplets. Photo attached

Because Alex does not wish to be on the internet, I have kindly blurred out his face (far right) and labeled his siblings for your convenience.

It was shocking to learn that his bizarrely named character Tenka was actually named after his brother who decided to get his own name tattooed on his forehead in Kanji. Dirk is probably named after his famous ancestor. Adolf's name is self explanatory, and Amish Adolf is presumably named after his facial hair, being a combination of the traditional Amish neck-beard of marriage, and a Hitler 'stache.

This is a joke, that is quite possibly almost as retarded as you are.

This is a very serious post, by A Very Serious Fish.
 
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Vegan Trans Girl said:
If that nigga stays off the internet for a week I'll eat null's dirty underwear
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We could call it "The MC Shart Challenge" as I once told him to do exactly that.

Seriously though I hope for his sake he should at least get help to drop some of his more dubious fixations or he's going to end up like MadThad0890.

Who thankfully was too stupid to stay out of jail, but at least Alex has not yet asked random people on Facebook how to find certain content that is not quite legal.

I used to think that there was a little bit of hope for this guy, but he's went against all warnings from other people, so there's nothing anyone can do for him. I just hope that he gets help to move on from being obsessed with his sexual fantasies online, all the fuckin' time, so that he can move on to something else that isn't quite as bad.

Hell, simply being in love with an anime character in and of itself is nowhere near as bad as the stuff he's admitted to. And this is just what we know about.

If any members of the Hogendorp family are reading this, they need to get Alex help before he decides that fantasizing isn't enough and he gets an opportunity where he makes a wrong decision IRL.
 
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Figger Nucker said:
You can have a copyright for a picture of your face, but not of your face itself, that goes into publicity and imaging rights.
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It was photos posted to publicly available services, so that would mean it’s public domain, no? So the lawsuits would have to come from the services Alex used for the suit to be credible, since he agreed to their rights of use i would think. I’m also a retard, so don’t quote me on that
 
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It was photos posted to publicly available services, so that would mean it’s public domain, no? So the lawsuits would have to come from the services Alex used for the suit to be credible, since he agreed to their rights of use i would think. I’m also a retard, so don’t quote me on that
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Kind of, I'll give you an example, photos posted to Facebook don't have the same copyright protections iirc. They are waived through the ToS of Facebook. Interestingly, this came up during the time of TRAYVON MARTIN of all people so my knowledge might be a bit dated. Posting something publicly doesn't necessarily waive the copyright protection (like a YouTube video.) I doubt Alex would sue, but dare a retard to do something and they will. Just think how much time and money Null has thrown away to get Greer to fuck off.
 
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So I was browsing random threads as usual, and look who appeared in the japanese thread
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Japan isn't the only one leftists are trying their damndest to push woke culture on. They're also trying to do it desperately with South Korea as well.
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:story: how very anti-trump of you, Alex

eta: another gem
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There is a possible troon in Japan known for making weird violent Yaoi artwork.

Japan has turned into a fucking shithole thanks to American NATO influence. Japan has a serious problem with Human Trafficking and porn addiction.
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You can't even hack, let alone that cryptic .gif file plays on your dirty PC. Much like your Canuck dildo's personal hygiene :story:
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It's not the end of little Lexxy yet. He recently faved two posts recently. One is his wigger friend's shitty commissioned art with a lowres background, and the other is a shitty edit of Deng Xiaoping. I might be late on Joshua, but oh, well.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Did his parents finally man up and took his phone away?
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I doubt it. He's probably having one of his more 'lucid' stretches and is out there on the internet under some other account that won't be discovered for a while. He flew under the radar here as an active poster for quite a while before imploding, so I'm willing to bet he has episodes where he's not having conniptions every hour of the day. He surely spent enough time here to pick up a few "what not to do" tricks to make it harder to pick him out in a crowd. Who knows, maybe I'm giving him too much credit and not enough to his parents.
 
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DickMain said:
I doubt it. He's probably having one of his more 'lucid' stretches and is out there on the internet under some other account that won't be discovered for a while. He flew under the radar here as an active poster for quite a while before imploding, so I'm willing to bet he has episodes where he's not having conniptions every hour of the day. He surely spent enough time here to pick up a few "what not to do" tricks to make it harder to pick him out in a crowd. Who knows, maybe I'm giving him too much credit and not enough to his parents.
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He's in a bunch of small telegram chats screaming that he'll execute Null. Under the name Sirius Morningstarvoid, yet again.
 
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How about some screenshots?
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Sadly no 'Death to Null!' ones as they got auto deleted by telegram over time. Some rants. He mostly just spams stuff; and responds to bad bait. The 'child with amputated arms' one he posts a lot. Which is grim. I like the 'You also fuck kids TOO nigger' one. Very Freudian slip.
 
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Sadly no 'Death to Null!' ones as they got auto deleted by telegram over time. Some rants. He mostly just spams stuff; and responds to bad bait. The 'child with amputated arms' one he posts a lot. Which is grim. I like the 'You also fuck kids TOO nigger' one. Very Freudian slip.
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Once again, Alex doesn't know how to shut the fuck up. That's the Hogendorp's golden child, chyat.
 
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