Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

This isn't the first time that Alex mentioned/followed an artist that does foodification (New fetish prehaps?)
The way he opens each pages is really retarded. Alex, open the fucking book normally instead of letting the papers stack on your fat hands. You make yourself look retarded again once more. It's not that hard.
 
The way he opens each pages is really retarded. Alex, open the fucking book normally instead of letting the papers stack on your fat hands. You make yourself look retarded again once more. It's not that hard.
It's very hard for this tard not to look like a tard because this tard is tarded.
 
If you combined both this thread, and the Hall of Shame thread, we'd be over 200 pages by now of just talking about Alex, all in the span of less then 2 weeks total. Holy shit.
e: The amount of posts I had before this was ~250, now I'm over double that. :stress:
Same, I had a 100 posts a week ago, now I have over a 3x that amount! :gunt:

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Wanting to be put down for being this spergy is the spergiest thing I ever heard.

I'll show you autism at it's finest.
 
He doesn't know any of those languages, not even basic spanish while being on Mexico, but he does know how to formulate homeomorphically irreducible trees (up to 17, and maybe even beyond).

Besides from the challenge he gave Kiwifarmers on that, here's him shaming SamanthaPrater for not knowing that.
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In other words, Alex's limbless OCs can be represented as a homeomorphically irreducible tree of n = 2.
 
Cut him some slack, he has to masturbate with the other hand.
One he amputated? The technique is called "The stranger", which is done with a numb hand, usually done after blocking blood circulation one hand by sitting on it or tying it up. I suppose rigor mortis works in theory.

I learned about this method from one those ancient "send a text message to have it read by the host" programs before powers that be killed analog TV and local TV stations
 
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