Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread - aka sperginity speds out agendaposting

https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

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Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[AllieKat]

Sad but check out the literal soyjack local reporter

100% White Portland phenotype

 

[Green Man]

Yeah upon clearer inspection of photos of the dog, that ain't no fucking Great Dane and it has the boxy pit skull, pit feet and the barrel chest associated with pits. It's probably mixed with something but what pit owned by trailer trash isn't mixed? Great Danes are fucking huge and have an entirely different body structure and head shape and most importantly they typically aren't aggressive. "Upper-crust" pit owners will usually call it a "staffy" or some shit, even though it's just a pit. Honest to God I can say if I was in that cop's shoes, I would have done the same [aside from asking the lady to open the gate - that isn't my fucking place, I'm not a cop and I'm not investigating anything, it's none of my business if you chased some kid away after he almost got mauled] and I probably would have been less civil about it than he was, especially when fat boy emerges from his tweaker camper, tears off his shirt and starts threatening me. Put your fucking man tits/gunt away and get your fat ass back inside homie before you end up leaking too.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

The woman complained that the local youths come round constantly and steal stuff out of her backyard

There's no proof of that either. That said I wouldn't have let the dog out no matter what the cop said. She should have just told them to write her a ticket and then to kindly fuck off. She wanted to prove how well behaved her dog was and it backfired. Or maybe she was confused and didn't know how to talk the cops. Her husband should have controlled the situation.

 

[wopirish]

I cannot find one fucking english pointer or german shorthair in my local shelters lol. Its all weird mixes of Pitbulls masquerading as goldens

Also Twix, looking at that list made me sad. Especially the cat and the grandmother that were attacked.

 

[Coldgrip]

Just so everybody knows, this is what a great dane looks like:





The "great dane" that was shot:

 

[Nonga Tork]

Just so everybody knows, this is what a great dane looks like:

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The "great dane" that was shot:

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Lol that doesn't look like a great dane at all. It's obviously not pure pitbull, but it could easily be a mix.

 

[Treasure Champs]

Just so everyone knows, this is what a pitbull looks like.



The more mixed a dog is, the more it will trend towards the mean. An average 'dog' if you mixed all the dogs in the world together, would come out: black, or black and white, short-haired, with a long muzzle, average build, medium to large size.

It is quite beyond me how y'all can think this:

and this

are the same dog. Are y'all blind or suffering from dog derangement syndrome? And no, it doesn't look like a fully-grown great dane because it's not a fully-grown great dane, it was a year old.

 

[Slur Generator]

Just so everyone knows, this is what a pitbull looks like.

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The more mixed a dog is, the more it will trend towards the mean. An average 'dog' if you mixed all the dogs in the world together, would come out: black, or black and white, short-haired, with a long muzzle, average build, medium to large size.

It is quite beyond me how y'all can think this:

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are the same dog. Are y'all blind or suffering from dog derangement syndrome? And no, it doesn't look like a fully-grown great dane because it's not a fully-grown great dane, it was a year old.

A 1 year old dog is like a late teenager. His growing is mostly finished.

 

[Treasure Champs]

A 1 year old dog is like a late teenager. His growing is mostly finished.

See, this is why I should never argue with people who know dick about dogs. Giant breeds aren't adults until 18 months and they don't stop growing until around two years or after.

 

[Slur Generator]

See, this is why I should never argue with people who know dick about dogs. Giant breeds aren't adults until 18 months and they don't stop growing until around two years or after.

Looks at great dane growth charts....

 

[Sho'nuff]

Never ask a pitbull owner to choose between you and their pitbulls. Because they will choose, and it won’t be you,” one Facebook post read.

I would choose my favorite pillow over other people, what a stupid fucking comment.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Story time, well powerlevel time, idk;



I am a shitbull owner, he's a mix but when it comes to pitbulls I have always taken the 1900s racist approach of once there is oil in the water, it's ruined. I get annoyed when people call pitbull mixes anything but, Labrador mix, etc... no it's a pittie.



I came to have my shit head through my girlfriend, before the typical white girl comments, she was a dog trainer/rehad professional. She trained this dog to be an agility dog. I'm also a life long dog owner and this dog isn't my first "dangerous" dog breed, I had a GSD before him, and at one point growing up my family had a ?Bordeaux?... i can't remember what they are called, the giant ass French dog from Turner and Hooch.



All of this said, we agree with most sentiments about pitbulls, although we do think they are adorable looking, some of yall get so angry about pitbull looks it's comical. Regardless we are realistic. My favorite joke is if I lose my job and we can't support our lifestyles anymore, we'd release the dog into the woods around the local elementary school so he could hunt and play to his hearts content.



Seriously though, I will be realistic, pitbull ownership is exhausting. Because we aren't fucking retards when it comes to dogs and specifically dogs with high maintenance we are "responsible" owners. Which i just think is a stupid fucking word and I hate seeing it. You either know how to care for a dog or your don't. Pitbulls are a bit of an enigma, they need to be entertained much like gsd or retrievers, etc... they were originally bred to be farm dogs and much like other farm dog breeds, they need attention. This is the enigma is that unlike other breeds with a high work drive, they will also just sit around all fucking day doing nothing waiting for their owner to engage with them. You have to actively go out of your way to engage them. This is something I notice a lot of people get wrong about them. I always attribute that to a lot of hood owners because I'm sure they would rather get high and not have a job then to take care of their murder missiles in the yard.

Id honestly put money on those pitbulls that you see getting used to run up walls and grab tires, I bet you their incidents of unprovoked attacks are at or below mean for all dog breeds. Just looking at the NOLA dog attack list, all dogs that are working dogs have a higher rate of attacks.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's how you raise them. I know there is something wrong with the breed, even if their attack rates were the mean for all dogs, the magnitude of attack is off the fucking charts. That's the exhausting part with my dog, we don't have much freedom because we need to keep him on a short leash all the time even though hes never been a "bad" dog. We also are very watchful and attentive of his behavior, every 3 months we are retraining a 9 year old dog to be less reactive, etc... we also don't allow him around other dogs except for very specific instances, he's never off-leash even though I've never owned a dog with such strong recall before (this little nigger halts in his tracks if he even thinks he hears the first consonant of his name)... we both agree that this will be our last pitbull, or at least we are taking a break when he passes.



If there is one thing that annoys me above all others with the breed it's the "how it's raised comment." I think this is a massive misrepresentation of the truth. It's not how the dog is raised, it's the lineage. The lineage is so fucking muddled and filled with niggers cross breeding their pitbulls with bull sharks and worthogs that I don't think there is any recovering it.

But the fact that every shelter is filled with these murder machines and they encourage stupid ass people to come and adopt even though they've never owned a dog before... it's a fucking disservice to the dogs and to the community.

When I adopted/bought my GSD back in 05 i had to go through multiple screenings and they called references like i was buying a bazooka. This was 05 when no one even cared about adopt don't shop or "responsible ownership", but today I could walk into any pound and take home a whole pack of the most feral dogs to my neighborhood. That's a bigger problem than the dog breed to me.



Tldr; pitbulls are working dogs and their work has become murder over the last 40 years. Most people shouldn't own them because they have no fucking clue how to be a dog owner for a chihuahua let alone an animal that needs and requires attention. Society doesn't help by simultaneously supporting "adopt don't shop"( i fucking hate this slogan and it's adherents) which unintentionally exacerbates the illegal breeding of pitbulls and putting them in the hands of people who should never own them.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

 

[Kari Kamiya]

If there is one thing that annoys me above all others with the breed it's the "how it's raised comment." I think this is a massive misrepresentation of the truth. It's not how the dog is raised, it's the lineage. The lineage is so fucking muddled and filled with niggers cross breeding their pitbulls with bull sharks and worthogs that I don't think there is any recovering it.

Tldr; pitbulls are working dogs and their work has become murder over the last 40 years. Most people shouldn't own them because they have no fucking clue how to be a dog owner for a chihuahua let alone an animal that needs and requires attention.

This is probably the closest answer we'll get to the pitbull question as it does make sense. Just as long as you're doing the best you can with providing the needs, that you have an "in case of emergency" plan if your dog's brain snaps, and that your dog isn't shitting in someone else's yard, no one actually cares what breed your dog is since a doggo is just a doggo.

But it is interesting how while there's still documentation out there about how certain breeds are really not meant for everyone, pitbulls are somehow the exception and pushed onto everyone as if it's the bestest family dog in the world. And on top of that, breeders and shelters just don't talk about maintenance outside of "can't live with cats or other dogs" and "has anxiety/separation anxiety" and then these owners just lock them up in a kennel or small corner of the yard for hours at a time, or more likely are living in an apartment. And that's on top of these backyard breeders being absolute shitheads. It's just a sad situation all around and society just needs to step it up to do what is best for the breed, which is allow it to go the way of the Córdoba fighting dog.

 

[Twix Eatr]

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AKUA - ID#A725565 My name is AKUA. I am a neutered male, fawn and black Pit Bull Terrier mix. The shelter staff think I am about 2 years and 1 month old. I have been at the shelter since Mar 20, 2025. This information was refreshed 11 minutes ago and may not represent all of the animals at the Regional Animal Services of King County. Shelter Staff made the following comments about this animal:​

Hello there, My name is Akua and I am currently at the RASKC shelter awaiting a new forever home. I was surrendered to the shelter by my previous owners. My owners said that I was an amazing boy that was potty trained and did well around other dogs. This was a really hard thing to for them to do, so maybe read about me a bit and see if I might fit your family. I weigh 60 lbs and am considered a "large breed" dog. I am a very smart dog! At the shelter I am practicing how to "sit", "stay", "come", "down" and "shake". Once I get to know you I am an affectionate lovebug who would be thrilled to cuddle up with you at home or spend hours playing in the yard. I am full of energy and I love to play! I tend to calm down more when the people around me stay calm. I do best when I have lots of exercise and something to keep my mind busy. My previous owners stated that I seem to do well with other large dogs. When meeting dogs in a new home, I would do best with a slow introduction. I would do best in a home with older children. I am not the biggest fan of young children as they tend to scare me with their sudden movements, so a family with children 10 and up who are dog savy would be great to match my energy. I will need to find a home where someone is available for me in these early days. It is important to be consistent with me and socialize me so I can have the best companionship with people and other animals. Rescue animals require patience because everything is brand new so I will need some TLC while I learn. I have been known to resource guard, meaning that I am displaying behavior that is intended to convince other dogs or humans to stay away from a particular treasure or "resource." The resource that I tend to guard is food. If you take me home you will benefit from in home guidance to help to manage and improve this behavior. I don't do this so much with treats, just my meals. So having my meals seperate from everyone and other animals would be the best thing for me so that I feel safe when eating.​

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Yes, I'm sure this was very hard for the owners to give up this gem. Dog can't be around kids and has almost certainly nannied one already. He "seems" to do well with dogs big enough to not get nannied. He can't be around other dogs or humans while eating because he'll hop into nanny mode.

It's so enraging that Best Friends has their hand in shelters like this. Their lobbying has allowed so many needless attacks. They anthropomorphize these shitty dogs and use euphemisms to obfuscate serious danger. The dog wasn't scared and the child wasn't to blame for moving too quickly. No dog should be up for adoption if it naturally attacks small children for existing.

These are literally ALL of the behaviors that we DO NOT WANT IN DOGS, ever! There's literally not a single positive thing about this dumbshit "mix." Even their example of his intelligence is he is "learning" basic commands. Well, what a genius. He already knows "shake", though, it's just the version he does with his jaws snapped down on a regular pet.

This dog is hell on Earth. Seriously. It's a violent and neurotic beast who will require 24/7 maintenance and doggy-Prozac. Just match his energy, folks! But make sure it doesn't rival that of a <10-year-old moving too quickly OR YOU FINNA GET NANNIED.

Regarding pits and their genetics: they didn't just become garbage in the last 40 years. The entirety of their existence has been garbage. But people in the Victorian era didn't have TikTok and shit so they didn't let the vicious pit fighter waltz around off-leash.

1807 A General History of Quadrapeds By Ralph Beilby

The Bulldog Is the fiercest of all the Dog kind, and is probably the most courageous creature in the world. It is low in stature, but very strong and muscular. Its nose is short; and the under jaw projects beyond the upper, which gives it a fierce and unpleasing aspect. Its courage in attacking the Bull is well known: its fury in seizing, and its invincible obstinacy in maintaining its hold, are truly astonishing. It always aims at the front; and generally fastens upon the lip, the tongue, the eye, or some part of the face; where it hangs, in spite of every effort of the Bull to disengage himself.

The uncommon ardour of these Dogs in fighting will be best illustrated by the following fact, related by an eye-witness; which at the same time corroborates, in some degree, that wonderful account of the Dogs of Epirus, given by Elian, and quoted by Dr Goldsmith in the history of the Dog; – Some years ago, at a bullbaiting in the North of England, when that barbarous custom was very common, a young man, confident of the courage of his Dog, laid some trifling wager, that he would, at separate times, cut off all the four feet of his Dog; and that, after every amputation, it would attack the Bull.

The cruel experiment was tried, and the Dog continued to seize the Bull as eagerly as if he had been perfectly whole. Of late years this inhuman custom of baiting the Bull has been almost entirely laid aside in the North of England; and consequently there are now few of this kind of Dogs to be seen. As the Bull-Dog always makes his attack without barking, it is very dangerous to approach him alone, without greatest precaution.

 

[Bonesjones]

Just so everyone knows, this is what a pitbull looks like.

So its not a pitbull because it hasn't been obviously bred with Mastiffs and has docked ears?

The more mixed a dog is, the more it will trend towards the mean. An average 'dog' if you mixed all the dogs in the world together, would come out: black, or black and white, short-haired, with a long muzzle, average build, medium to large size.

So mixing brown dogs with brown dogs makes them black and white now?

It is quite beyond me how y'all can think this:

Pretty easily. I guess you are top retarded to know how camera angles affects how things look.

and this

Who knew docking ears made dogs new species?

The real problem with pitbulls is you could solve the issue instantly by just putting them down. Unfortunately every dog shelter can fill it full of shit dogs who they lie about and get constantly returned, so it's always full. Then they can grift more money through donations to keep from putting down more pitbulls so the cycle continues.

 

[Super Guido]

I am a shitbull owner, he's a mix but when it comes to pitbulls I have always taken the 1900s racist approach of once there is oil in the water, it's ruined. I get annoyed when people call pitbull mixes anything but, Labrador mix, etc... no it's a pittie.

They sound very, very high maintenance to the point where I'm not sure why anyone would get one, even if they take the dog-rearing seriously.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Yes, I'm sure this was very hard for the owners to give up this gem.

The dog has literal demon eyes, it's creepy af.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Regarding pits and their genetics: they didn't just become garbage in the last 40 years. The entirety of their existence has been garbage. But people in the Victorian era didn't have TikTok and shit so they didn't let the vicious pit fighter waltz around off-leash.

I think it can't be said enough, the characteristics that niggers look for in breeding pitbulls are unhealthy. If you gave me 30 years I could turn gsd's into the same type of belligerent unpredictable beasts. Pitbulls were bred for strength, pain tolerance, etc back in the origins of the species. Now many pitbulls are bred to be misanthropic and hate other dogs, because that makes them better "attack" dogs. I'm sure we can do that to any other dog species, give it another 100 years and you can breed in the jaws and what not, but thats not the issue with pitbulls. It's their genetic breeding to make them hate other dogs and to hate people not in their "pack".

 

[Sho'nuff]

They sound very, very high maintenance to the point where I'm not sure why anyone would get one, even if they take the dog-rearing seriously.

That's a trick pitbulls will pull, they will sleep all fucking day and pretend they don't need engagement like a basset hound or some other lazy dog breed. But they do, they need to be walked, they need toys, they need a job. They aren't the brightest but their eagerness to please makes them very trainable. Mine knows specific toys and I can name them he will go get them. I prefer that kind of engaging with him, wrestling, tug of war, shit like that. My gf likes to make him do specific tricks, so he knows how to do spins and she can make him jump on fences and walk them, the agility shit.
This is what makes them tricky and has people saying they are great dogs for anyone. They definitely aren't, they need attention, much like Spaniels, Retrievers, GSDs, etc... but unlike those dogs who give you signs that they are bored, pitbulls were turn being bored into a pleasing exercise thinking that's what we want from them. It sounds great but imagine if you sat in one spot all day and then the person who you stayed there for comes home and doesn't engage with you, you'll build up anxiety and nervous energy like a motherfucker.