He gives his half eaten leftovers to the homeless
Fatty's been pretending cooking is his career for over a decade and he still doesn't know how to take a half decent picture of food. It's like his very presence makes everything else disgusting by association.
Donating anything Jack's fat tongue has come into contact with should be a criminal offense. Not like he could since most charities don't accept leftover food for safety reasons anyway.
Jack answers but is so vauge about it
Mark this because he's going to bitch about the cost during his next piece of trash cheap gadge review.
I know a few pages back I posted how he bitched about how companies should be absorbing the tariffs and not consumers, which shows that his cope for expenses are companies being too greedy.
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He’s going to bake it in Dr Pepper
REZBEE LIDURALLY SAYZ BAYGING ZODA GAIZ THE AUTHOR IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT!
This is why I also always have MSG even though there are "better" ways of getting the same results. I always have tons of savory (muh "umami") around, like Worcestershire, fish sauce (multiple kinds), anchovy paste, Vegemite (severely underrated), soy sauce (light and dark), tamari, dashi, mushrooms, I've sort of become a hoarder.
When I first saw this pfp, where Jack looks like the obviously brain-damaged stroked-out retard he is, I thought it was some kind of parody someone made of him to make him look like a retard.
This fucking guy, who can't go a week without going through at least a pound of sugar substitute, in addition to caking on sugar onto anything he cooks with a dry rub candy coating, or bottled sauce that's 50% corn syrup, bitching about people using sugar in recipes?"SHUGAR BAD, MEAT GUD"
He's literally a retard too dumb to understand what his "carnivoar" or "keeeeeeeeeeeto" diets even mean.
He is totally the type that thinks, "more expensive means it's better".
If Charles or his pastor are then yes he is as well.
And it's not like Fatty knows how to play chess either so checkers is more his speed.
A lot of companies will do that if they think the tariffs won't last long as they don't want to pass it on to the customer. But long term? They don't give a fuck so long as they still make money in the process.
Also he makes things that you would want to eat and seems like the kind of guy you could have a beer with and just laugh at stupid shit.
I think that was back when he was still trying to half-assedly use Hope as a mascot and asset for the show. Back before he got too pissed at having to deal with a dog that was not trained to handle cues and just wants to be with people. Back when he just started leaving her in that fucking harness.
I hope (heh) fatty croaks or gets even more disabled that they can't take care of Hope anymore and give her away to a better family so she has a few good years in the end.
Tic-tac-toe is too fast for Jacko.
