Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Delaware 14]

This is so funny, the way he boomer clicks the names, how slowly he moves his mouse.
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I want to see more shit like this. It'd be funny.

I'd always heard he wanted to rename paypal to X and got rejected. If this faggot wasn't even involved in Paypal's infancy he really has claim to nothing besides falling upwards all the time.

Yes most of it is failing upwards.

The dysgenic autistic manchild probably couldn't even change a tire for Christ's sake.

But you know who can?

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Isn't Retard Finder one of his rumored sock accounts?

Retard Finder beeps even when he's alone.

 

[Popper Whiting]

That Simpsons appearance and overall clip is a great example of why I haven't watched cable television in nearly 20 years. "Greatest living inventor"!? What the fuck has Elon INVENTED, let alone designed? You can look at a person like Wernher von Braun and say he invented modern rocketry. You can look at someone like Kelly Johnson at Lockheed and say they largely designed and engineered aircraft like the U-2 and SR-71. You can look at Howard Hughes, or Kurt Tank, or Willy Messerschmitt, or Anton Fokker, or Ferdinand von Zeppelin and point out things they designed or invented. What has Elon Musk actually invented, and why do so many people just blindly believe that he is an inventor or engineer? The dysgenic autistic manchild probably couldn't even change a tire for Christ's sake

He's the cunt who bludges on a group assignment and claims credit for it working, only he has the money and the connections to promote him in media when he does it.

Anyone who has been through University has experienced it, and a few may have at work. There is always some prick who contributes absolutely nothing, is an actual detriment to the group and the work they have to do. Yet when the assignment or task turns out really well and gets excellent results they'll be the first one to rush to the professor or the boss to slag off the other people and claim sole credit for the success.

Now I am in middle management I see it from the other end. If there hasn't been any complaints during the time the task was being done and the task was a success; the first person to come and see me is almost always there to throw other people under the bus and take full credit, and I know that person most likely slacked off and let the other people do most the work. It is a hell of a lot more common than people realize. Unfortunately, a lot of bosses, and people in general, don't seem to be aware of this type of ratfuckery and reward the behavior.

With Elon taking credit for a lot of other people's work and the fact he has a tendency to wife fuck I think it is fair to say he is the absolute king of ratfuckery.

 

[John Titor]

That Simpsons appearance and overall clip is a great example of why I haven't watched cable television in nearly 20 years. "Greatest living inventor"!? What the fuck has Elon INVENTED, let alone designed? You can look at a person like Wernher von Braun and say he invented modern rocketry. You can look at someone like Kelly Johnson at Lockheed and say they largely designed and engineered aircraft like the U-2 and SR-71. You can look at Howard Hughes, or Kurt Tank, or Willy Messerschmitt, or Anton Fokker, or Ferdinand von Zeppelin and point out things they designed or invented. What has Elon Musk actually invented, and why do so many people just blindly believe that he is an inventor or engineer? The dysgenic autistic manchild probably couldn't even change a tire for Christ's sake.

It's tied with Lady Gaga as worst guest episode because both felt like advertisements and I wouldn't be shocked if this was Musk's idea. Remember that this was written when liberals still liked him and it was still considered to be a terrible episode.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

It's tied with Lady Gaga as worst guest episode because both felt like advertisements and I wouldn't be shocked if this was Musk's idea. Remember that this was written when liberals still liked him and it was still considered to be a terrible episode.

I've thankfully never seen the Lady Gaga one or any other modern Simpsons/Family Guy/American Dad, but I just don't understand what these people think Elon invented. PayPal? The electric car? The roofing torch he stuck in a Super Soaker and sold it as Not A Flamethrower?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Elon can't stop making more babies to skip out on child support




Oh and he reposted that picture on his account

I've thankfully never seen the Lady Gaga one or any other modern Simpsons/Family Guy/American Dad, but I just don't understand what these people think Elon invented. PayPal? The electric car? The roofing torch he stuck in a Super Soaker and sold it as Not A Flamethrower?

Probably back when people thought the stuff with Tesla and SpaceX were his original ideas and were solely his creation.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Behold the cringe of poor Musk on the verge of tears because he couldn't come up with new ideas.

in this moment i am euphoric

 

[Popper Whiting]

Elon can't stop making more babies to skip out on child support

The test tube abomination will end up looking like a pink Pepe the Frog with Elon's spastic genes

 

[Peep Plops]

The test tube abomination will end up looking like a pink Pepe the Frog with Elon's spastic genes

It's quite the time to live in where the richest man in the world spends his time poorly playing games, fighting with people on the internet and jacking off into test tubes.

 

[Delaware 14]

in this moment i am euphoric

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

in this moment i am euphoric

Take note that Elon's arrival kills a bald eagle.

 

[AnOminous]

Him being in politics benefits both companies.

That's a pretty mixed bag and I'm not sure if it's true any more. So far it hasn't harmed SpaceX but Musk's deranged chainsaw massacre, which is obviously a greedhead move that is on top of that clearly aimed at benefiting him personally, has Tesla dealerships being physically attacked and people fear to buy them lest they become the victims of anti-Tesla terrorism.

Then you have the fact that all the shit he's doing to benefit Tesla is pure executive action with no legislation behind it. The instant he's gone, Trump changes his mind, or Congress actually legislates against whatever the fuck he thinks he's doing, that all goes away, but the hatred of the brand remains.

Throw on that Cybercucktruck is to the Tesla franchise of vehicles what Dragon Age: Veilguard was to its own vidya franchise, and Tesla's future looks grim, largely because of Elon's public spergouts and actual actions.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Throw on that Cybercucktruck is to the Tesla franchise of vehicles what Dragon Age: Veilguard was to its own vidya franchise, and Tesla's future looks grim, largely because of Elon's public spergouts and actual actions.

Imagine if the Nazi salutes were due to a cargo cult mentality where he thinks if he becomes a Nazi, he'll become an expert in rocketry. Ironically, the Nazi salute was the closest thing Elon has ever personally done to being a rocket scientist.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Elon can't stop making more babies to skip out on child support

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Oh and he reposted that picture on his account

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Probably back when people thought the stuff with Tesla and SpaceX were his original ideas and were solely his creation.

 

[Eduardodelvasquez]

This is about as close to saying "I need everyone to make me more slaves" as you can get

You hit the nail on the head. The billionaires and millionaires to a lesser extent are the gods of this Universe and everyone else their slave race created to serve them, I am absolutely certain of it. Cart me off to a mental institution all you like, it won't make what I just said less true. People spend their entire lives looking for God, when the truth was staring them in the face the entire time. But the gods of this Universe created you to work, suffer and breed more slaves for them, they didn't create you to contemplate their existence, or your own existence. They don't need to create you to contemplate their existence,they know perfectly well that they are gods and that they have always existed and always will exist. That's why they ignore you when you cry out asking "Where is God?" they've no need to even deign to answer your pitiful whining questions and after all, a slave doesn't ask a god questions, a slave has no right to ask questions.

You've been reading the Bible attempting to make nonexistent sense out of it, when this entire time all of recorded history was the only Bible relevant to you, because it's the only Bible that doesn't tiptoe around the truth and bluntly admits that the wealthy and powerful have always existed and have always had slaves, they may have different family names, different amounts and types of money and resources, they may be queens, kings, dictators, titans of industry, or modern day politicians, but they've always existed. Because they're the gods of the universe.

Millionaires are more akin to the mythological Greek demigods, definitely divine but still difficult to actually worship or take seriously because they seem all too human, with their vulgarity, immaturity, public fights and bickering and power struggles in front of awestruck entertained mortals , drunkenness, drug use promiscuity and other debauchery, and a very humanlike need for attention and approval and for people to like them and understand them. While billionaires are the absolute gods with their stoic, dignified silence and aloofness and complete inaccessibility.

Although that inaccessibility is diminishing in power a bit, because we live in a simulation that appears to be failing and malfunctioning it's having the rather hilarious effect of making billionaires surprisingly accessible and human, and millionaires even more accessible and buffoonish than they already were to begin with. This likely won't last long though, they're trying to patch or "repair" the matrix.

 

[JaneThough]

I’ll worship Sonichu before I worship a billionaire.

 

[Laughing Putin]

The TLDR: Tax the rich.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Look back in the thread on the article about his time on SNL and how he shot down a pretty mundane sketch just because he couldn’t fathom that a woman existed who didn’t want him.

What, you're telling me that this doesn't radiate pure sex appeal?

That Simpsons appearance and overall clip is a great example of why I haven't watched cable television in nearly 20 years. "Greatest living inventor"!? What the fuck has Elon INVENTED, let alone designed?

He designed a car so shitty, it makes The Homer look cool by comparison.

 

[Gog & Magog]

The dysgenic autistic manchild probably couldn't even change a tire for Christ's sake.

Poor Elon. His tire is flaccid and so must ask other men to step in and finish the job for him.

 

[Trombonista]

With Elon taking credit for a lot of other people's work and the fact he has a tendency to wife fuck I think it is fair to say he is the absolute king of ratfuckery.

It's funny that you use the word "ratfuckery," because it sounds similar to a word for dirty tricks and sabotage in politics.