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Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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"- OR FACETIME OF LIVE PULL!" Please tell me that does not mean what I think it means.
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You know exactly what it means. Apparently plain old frozen semen shipments are not enough for these people, they need live video evidence of the dog being jerked off, presumably because they're trying to avoid getting scammed. Which actually makes zero sense at all because the owner could still swap out the sample before shipping, meaning that you essentially just watched beastiality content for no good reason.
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Am i wrong to say it's weird as fuck animal breeders do this in general?
Like, you can find zoophiles making playlists of animal mating footage taken by dog breeders, apparently only meant to show they bred their dog, but....why film the whole thing and put it on youtube?
It gets weirder when it's just footage of them jerking off an animal too. No one needs to see that beyond people getting off to it. If proving it's from the animal matters so much, provide a DNA test or something.
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I think any day is a good day to those weirdoes to look at bestiality.
James done did it
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It's the same shit all the way down
some guys pull slot machine levers
some guys pull anime waifu jpgs
some guys pull hulk hogan jpgs
some guys pull dog cum
then surgically insert it into a female dog
then cut her open a few months later like a gachapon to see what rare pokemon rolls you got
they have a similar dynamic with reptile breeders, especially ball pythons
here's a 52 fucking video playlist of Brian Barczyk (rest in power) cutting open snake eggs to see if he got shiny pokemon:
Rei is Shit.
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A lone tumblr comment sent me into a rabbit hole of weird mutts custom dog breeds.
1) Mollosso Presa Mayo, developed by Chad Mayo. A hybrid of a Presa Canario and some form of Molloser breed (probably Cane Corso).
I'll note that he has photoshop mock up pictures made for this "breed", the last picture for sure is one but it's so stupid i had to share.
2) Wolven Gazehounds. Literally named after a deviant art OC.
Supposedly, one is 50% Borzoi, 25% Shikoku, 15% Alaskan Malamute, and 10% Irish Wolfhound, while the another is that with a smattering of English Mastiff and Grayhound. They're just fancy mutts.
3) Silken Windhounds. A blend of Borzoi and Grayhound.
I actually follow someone who breeds them on tumblr and there's been some interesting health issues, such as one of her former breeding dogs developing neurological issues after he'd been used as a stud, meaning they probably were passed on.
1) Mollosso Presa Mayo, developed by Chad Mayo. A hybrid of a Presa Canario and some form of Molloser breed (probably Cane Corso).
I'll note that he has photoshop mock up pictures made for this "breed", the last picture for sure is one but it's so stupid i had to share.
2) Wolven Gazehounds. Literally named after a deviant art OC.
Supposedly, one is 50% Borzoi, 25% Shikoku, 15% Alaskan Malamute, and 10% Irish Wolfhound, while the another is that with a smattering of English Mastiff and Grayhound. They're just fancy mutts.
3) Silken Windhounds. A blend of Borzoi and Grayhound.
I actually follow someone who breeds them on tumblr and there's been some interesting health issues, such as one of her former breeding dogs developing neurological issues after he'd been used as a stud, meaning they probably were passed on.
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Do these retards know you're meant to test for this shit before breeding?
Dog people are the worst for not getting genetic testing done.
Also, a lot of people assume they won't be inbred and therefor won't have issues if they're mixed. But actually some genetic mixes end up being shit.
The only based true and honest redpilled mutt is the kind you find roaming around on the side of the road and take home if no one else is going to claim them. Anything else are retarded mixes purpose made to try and make a "designer" breed.
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The weirdest part is learning that the idea of "hybrid vigor" isn't even true anymore, as these fancy mutts can have any of the issues their parents had. Theory always was that mixing a new bloodline in would help clean out the genetic issues, turns out it just adds fresh ones.
I wonder how many doodles have serious problems people ignore because they're "cute".
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If you mix brown paint with white paint you don't get less brown...you get less white. You ruin good genetics by mixing them with bad ones. Any breeder worth a jack would be aware of this. But no one would be mentioned in this thread if they were good breeders.
You have to be an animal eugenicist to be a breeder but on the more naive end of motivations for getting into this shit is that people just think it works like human breeding where people don't usually make such considerations. They seem to think certain breeds came about because no one thought to outbreed them and forget why purpose breeding for type is a thing at all.
Hybrid vigor is for mules. They're literally hybrids. And you can't cross any donkeys or horses only with each other to get the advantages of one with the other. But dogs bred with other dogs aren't even hybrids so the logic doesn't follow. I think it's just something people came up with to sound smarter about their adopt don't shop fetish.
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I think that Wolven Gazehound or whatever looks pretty fuckin' neat. I'd get one if it was free, but probably regret it because Borzois are a complete personality crapshoot. Half of them are decent dogs, half of them are insane out of control shits that people keep because it's an "exotic" expensive breed.
This is a genetic mutation that seems to run rampant in Bengals for some reason, but any cat can have this. It causes severe arthritis and spinal injuries, limits mobility, and can be extremely painful depending on its severity. 100% can be tested for and avoided, and is extremely obvious when watching a cat move. They tried to sell me this cat for full price, too, and denied that anything was wrong with them.
I honestly think most breeders don't care about the health if their animals. Ever heard of the dog issue of zippers? Here's a zipperhead:
A "zipper" is that weird line of fur in the middle of his face there. It's a genetic mutation caused by a late or incomplete fusing of the body. During gestation, dogs' bodies develop in roughly two halves at a time and then fuse together before birth (to try and simplify it). There are genetic factors that can cause this process to slow down or not fully complete, and if that happens you might see weird lines through the middle of their body like this where the skin didn't fuse properly and the fur grew strangely; it's basically a scar. This is a pretty common thing to see and most dog shows don't even knock off points for this. So why is this weird little line of fur an issue, then? Because roughly 80% of the time when there is one incomplete fault line present, there is at least one more incomplete fault line present - and almost all of those are fatal. Not immediately, no, the newborn has to suffer first, depending on what part of his body didn't heal the fault completely. It can happen anywhere in the center line of the body - in the brain, skin, intestines, liver, etc. Usually what happens is the puppy will survive for a couple of days before suffering a massive hemorhage or series of siezures because his liver split in half when he squirmed wrong or his intenstines leaked all over his insides after his first few feedings and he died of sepsis. I am almost certain that this is the reason why people say dog litters have a 20%-30% mortality rate - as I said I've fostered many litters, I can think of only a couple that died who did NOT have zippers, and the zipper puppies suffer horribly while they go unlike the others. Of the non-zippers, they have a mortality rate of like 1% from my experience. The zipper pups will survive sometimes for days, screaming in pain and seizing. You can potentially have certain faults surgically fixed and save them, but you'd have to send newborn puppies in for exploratory surgery in order to do that... I don't think I need to tell you how unreasonable and expensive that would be, especially when litters to a zipperhead parent seem to be ~40% zipperheads themselves. You can maybe increase the pups' chance of surviving by starving it, allowing faults in their gut to possibly finish sealing before a meal might split them open, but there's definitely no guarantee of that working, and there's no preventative action if the fault is elsewhere. Zippers can occur in almost any animal (I think, I know they can happen in people too at least), but it's downright rampant in dogs, especially retrievers. My first few litters with zippers I tried desperately to keep them alive hoping they'd recover. Now when I see a zipper I watch them closely and kill them at the first sign of a seizure so they don't spend hours in agony; killing newborn puppies is the hardest thing in the fucking world to do, and the chief reason I've slowed down my fostering efforts.
I think this may be part of the reason "hybrid theory" is applied to domestic pets. Pet breeders just don't give a shit as long as their pets survive long enough to be sold for profit - the toadline breeders are more blatant about this, for sure, but they're far from unique in terms of attitude. In contrast, mutts aren't as commonly intentionally bred with faults like these to maximize profit, so your average mutt (not a designer mutt) is just the normal health average for a dog. This looks exceptionally healthy to your average person only due to the absolutely horrific genetic state of many breeding kennels, and not because they're specifically a mutt or genetically diverse or whatever. That's my theory on it, anyway - in my experience mutts seem to have one or two small health issues on average, like an allergy, while almost all purebreds will have something like this but ALSO a major health issue or a laundry list of issues you need to watch for as they age because they PROBABLY have or will have some of them.
It's not just dog people, unfortunately. Pretty much nobody who does any intentional animal breeding does genetic testing. They'll lie and say they have, there's a larger amount of pet drop-offs to shelters than you'd think of people who bought something they were told was "tested and clean" only to find out it has some genetic problem and it's now more of a hassle to take care of than they planned. I had somebody tell me to my face that the cat I was looking at was perfectly healthy, that all their kittens were tested for genetic issues and that there wouldn't be any problems. You could fucking SEE how severely cow-hocked he was, his knees constantly touched and he was wobbly on his feet and could barely jump. He looked like this:
This is a genetic mutation that seems to run rampant in Bengals for some reason, but any cat can have this. It causes severe arthritis and spinal injuries, limits mobility, and can be extremely painful depending on its severity. 100% can be tested for and avoided, and is extremely obvious when watching a cat move. They tried to sell me this cat for full price, too, and denied that anything was wrong with them.
I honestly think most breeders don't care about the health if their animals. Ever heard of the dog issue of zippers? Here's a zipperhead:
A "zipper" is that weird line of fur in the middle of his face there. It's a genetic mutation caused by a late or incomplete fusing of the body. During gestation, dogs' bodies develop in roughly two halves at a time and then fuse together before birth (to try and simplify it). There are genetic factors that can cause this process to slow down or not fully complete, and if that happens you might see weird lines through the middle of their body like this where the skin didn't fuse properly and the fur grew strangely; it's basically a scar. This is a pretty common thing to see and most dog shows don't even knock off points for this. So why is this weird little line of fur an issue, then? Because roughly 80% of the time when there is one incomplete fault line present, there is at least one more incomplete fault line present - and almost all of those are fatal. Not immediately, no, the newborn has to suffer first, depending on what part of his body didn't heal the fault completely. It can happen anywhere in the center line of the body - in the brain, skin, intestines, liver, etc. Usually what happens is the puppy will survive for a couple of days before suffering a massive hemorhage or series of siezures because his liver split in half when he squirmed wrong or his intenstines leaked all over his insides after his first few feedings and he died of sepsis. I am almost certain that this is the reason why people say dog litters have a 20%-30% mortality rate - as I said I've fostered many litters, I can think of only a couple that died who did NOT have zippers, and the zipper puppies suffer horribly while they go unlike the others. Of the non-zippers, they have a mortality rate of like 1% from my experience. The zipper pups will survive sometimes for days, screaming in pain and seizing. You can potentially have certain faults surgically fixed and save them, but you'd have to send newborn puppies in for exploratory surgery in order to do that... I don't think I need to tell you how unreasonable and expensive that would be, especially when litters to a zipperhead parent seem to be ~40% zipperheads themselves. You can maybe increase the pups' chance of surviving by starving it, allowing faults in their gut to possibly finish sealing before a meal might split them open, but there's definitely no guarantee of that working, and there's no preventative action if the fault is elsewhere. Zippers can occur in almost any animal (I think, I know they can happen in people too at least), but it's downright rampant in dogs, especially retrievers. My first few litters with zippers I tried desperately to keep them alive hoping they'd recover. Now when I see a zipper I watch them closely and kill them at the first sign of a seizure so they don't spend hours in agony; killing newborn puppies is the hardest thing in the fucking world to do, and the chief reason I've slowed down my fostering efforts.
I think this may be part of the reason "hybrid theory" is applied to domestic pets. Pet breeders just don't give a shit as long as their pets survive long enough to be sold for profit - the toadline breeders are more blatant about this, for sure, but they're far from unique in terms of attitude. In contrast, mutts aren't as commonly intentionally bred with faults like these to maximize profit, so your average mutt (not a designer mutt) is just the normal health average for a dog. This looks exceptionally healthy to your average person only due to the absolutely horrific genetic state of many breeding kennels, and not because they're specifically a mutt or genetically diverse or whatever. That's my theory on it, anyway - in my experience mutts seem to have one or two small health issues on average, like an allergy, while almost all purebreds will have something like this but ALSO a major health issue or a laundry list of issues you need to watch for as they age because they PROBABLY have or will have some of them.
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It looks like the dog beast statues that come to life in ghostbusters. ZOOOOOOL!
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Honestly, if they had a good temperment they could be an interesting mutt. They look decent enough and, if the source dogs were healthy, could be something interesting in a few years time.
At least it's interesting.
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It looks like a more wolfy Belgian Malinois, and I just think that's neat. I love shepherd type dogs and wild type coat colors.
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I know there are some actual breeds that fit that description. I know there's at least one native bred breed for sure. But they're rare.
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Looks like an attempt at making a lion out of a dog. Probably has some bull terrier in there. Only dog I can think of that would cause such a weird head shape to happen. I hope this isn't a presa corso mix.
The presa is a mastiff breed that's used for fighting. Mixing that with the cane corso's extreme guarding tendencies is not a great idea.
Here's a guy attempting to recreate the molossus.
I notice doodles are prone to anxiety issues and hyperactivity. Probably because most doodles are a mix of intelligent breeds that need more exercise than the average owner gives them. Boredom is a big reason dogs become destructive.
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That dogs moves like a slinky coated in jello, unsure if its bad bone/joint structure or super loose skin, or both.
The preso mayo strikes me as an uglier pitbull. One of those "i-have-a-small-penis" dogs that men buy to show off in public.
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In the UK doodles and XL Bullies (not so much since ban!) are bred by chavvy retards. So not only are the doodles a mix of two (originally) working breeds (and god knows what else) they are unlikely to have an optimal early rearing before becoming imprisoned in a woman's sitting room.
The typical XL bully owners have moved on to Cane Corso and Malinois dogs now.