Cringy & Funny Messages From Men on Dating Sites - They think they're deep because they have seen Fight Club

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Example: Beammeupsoftboi is one of many Instagram accounts that documents this phenomenon of Man on A Dating Site. As a single man, if you see these, you might begin to understand why you are not taken as seriously.

Cringy & Funny Dating Messages

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Men, especially those in their teens and early 20's, are a special breed of retarded when it comes to trying to impress women. They will often Ramona Flowers and them as a poetic hero of sorts.

No woman on the internet has not gotten at least one of these types of cringe interections. Some are gross, others are just so bad they're fucking funny. I want the funny here.

Post anonymous funny messages you found online or that are from things men have said to you. Pls use basic opsec so we can lol together.

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ThePozzedOutCritic said:
Idk why but the first one got me so hard
Just the idea of this guy treating shrek on the same level as pulp fiction like "I'm not like other guys who watch dumb baby movies like shrek. Ever heard of a guy called Tarantino? Yerp. Seem em all."
Can't find any screenshots like that on my phone plz forgive me for not giving a thread tax.
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Girls Women only watch stupid girl stuff surface level media like Shrek, only boys men like cool stuff deep media like Pulp Fiction.
 
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Black Hole Vacation said:
Girls Women only watch stupid girl stuff surface level media like Shrek, only boys men like cool stuff deep media like Pulp Fiction.
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Shrek is a gross ogre who burps farts and shits all the time idk why he thought that would be something that appeals to the lowly female mind
(Not to disparage shrek he's quite a cool guy)
 
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recently a girl friend (not girlfriend) of mine showed me some of the shit dudes say on dating apps, as well as the profiles she comes across, and it made me understand why most men have a match rate of like 1/1200, and of those matches have a meetup rate of like 1/10000. a lot of these dudes are talking like they haven't got a big massive picture of their face right next to what they're sending. literally the self-awareness of a newt.

p0e said:
here's some more courtesy of duolicious
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not sure what you expected, isn't that app literally marketed to incels?
 
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God I wish I knew how to find it. I hooked up with this girl on some app in the middle of the night one time who told me in the morning I sent her the 2nd best opening message of that night and I asked to know what the first one was and why she came to my house and not his, and she showed me a message that said something like

"Damn, you're so sexy if you were my girl I wouldn't even be upset if you had fucked a black once"

and I made her send me a screenshot of it I was laughing so hard. I was like damn girl, I was going to tell you the same thing once you went home!
 
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