Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Epikusername4]

A-logs? Total death.
Trolls lives? Sad, and ruled.
Drinks? Combo’d
Shawn? Employed at a funeral home
Yep, I’m thinking we are so fucking back.
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CHEERS YouTube!

SALUTE PAL

 

[Candover]

equal parts jager, absinthe, and malort
i call it the forest's curse and it is MDWU

There was an Antecobruvian (Before The Cobra) Boglim out there before Josh was even a twinkle in Clint’s eye. The creature that made the cursed drink combo of Malort and thought it tasted good enough to sell it. Sky God help us if Josh ever manages to mass produce his potions.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Live was pretty uneventful other than showing some peeks of self-awareness through Shon, but it occurred to me watching an old video who he looks like without glasses, he almost looks normal, i think just a mustache and contacts would make all the difference

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Yeah, he would look normal beyond the eyes looking in opposite directions, the fish lips, dog collar, dick tattoo on his arm, head shaped like a peanut, and mouth full of rotting teeth.

I bet you’re right though, no glasses and a moustache would do the trick.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Yeah, he would look normal beyond the eyes looking in opposite directions, the fish lips, dog collar, dick tattoo on his arm, head shaped like a peanut, and mouth full of rotting teeth.

I bet you’re right though, no glasses and a moustache would do the trick.

Well yea, if he took care after his surgeries on those peepers.. i work with a guy in his 60s who looks just like him with a foo man chu , never takes his hat off(for .. reasons) and goes on righteous sperg-outs

 

[Statix_Shark]

New BC video, a-logs in full force in the comments.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Live was pretty uneventful other than showing some peeks of self-awareness through Shon, but it occurred to me watching an old video who he looks like without glasses, he almost looks normal, i think just a mustache and contacts would make all the difference

I dropped my contact and it's pissing ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

 

[Merlin Manson]

I dropped my contact and it's pissing ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

He would be like that old lady who went to the doctor with eye irritation and they found 34 contact lenses behind both of her eyes.

She was wearing daily disposables and just went to bed and put a new pair in every morning.

 

[Probably An Autist]

fwiw yt-dlp says cobes has 3200~ videos. I have 1100 down, 2/3rds to go.
its not even large, its just volume. So far only takes up like 150gb

 

[Pattern Noticer]

fwiw yt-dlp says cobes has 3200~ videos. I have 1100 down, 2/3rds to go.
its not even large, its just volume. So far only takes up like 150gb

Youtube says it's 5,200. Maybe you're missing age-restricted videos?

Or maybe it's livestreams.

He has at least 1,145 public streams.

3200+1145 = 4345, so maybe ~900 age-restricted videos.

Oh wait forgot about shorts. Wouldn't want to lose any of those wet and juicy vids.

The duality of cobes.

 

[slungus22]

fwiw yt-dlp says cobes has 3200~ videos. I have 1100 down, 2/3rds to go.
its not even large, its just volume. So far only takes up like 150gb

How are you planning on spreading the videos?

 

[Fortyone]

The boy still seems drunk and/or hungover as hell so he can't really emote about this properly. It would be great if he got enough confidence from this to do something fun like get puff 2.0 or go out in public more but he'll probably just sink back into drunken oblivion instead.

I wonder if it was keemstar that got it back for him?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

The boy still seems drunk and/or hungover as hell so he can't really emote about this properly. It would be great if he got enough confidence from this to do something fun like get puff 2.0 or go out in public more but he'll probably just sink back into drunken oblivion instead.

I wonder if it was keemstar that got it back for him?

Another YouTuber who I watch received enough community strikes to get his channel taken down, but got it back after he appealed the strikes and the reporting party did not respond within the allotted time frame. Chances are Cobes or even Clint put the appeal in, and the a-logs simply never responded. Given how often Cobes gets Facebook or YouToob banned, doubtless he's got some experience with appealing bans.

 

[Joey42069666]

How much money did he take from the Walt GoFundMe he setup?

 

[Acceptable]

I know a lot of people don’t really keep tabs on Jessica myself included. But I did happen to watch one of her streams recently and she went on this rant about Josh is too pussy to go live. And that you can’t compare Josh to her because at least she goes live and basically goading him into going live. He clearly watches her streams and was upset by it

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

How much money did he take from the Walt GoFundMe he setup?

I hope all of it.

 

[DocHoliday]

How much money did he take from the Walt GoFundMe he setup?

A Boglim has to fuel his addictions somehow. Booze is a need, not a want, toobz. Walt would understand.

 

[Joey42069666]

I hope all of it.

He did take all of it, the gfm is now $0. Don't know how much was in there. Comments on youtube suggested there were donations.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He did take all of it, the gfm is now $0. Don't know how much was in there. Comments on youtube suggested there were donations.

Great. I hope he used all of it to buy food that congealed on the counter before moving into the bin. Anyone who donated to KingCobra's gofundme is as retarded as him, especially when the family had their own up. Expecting the highly retarded alcoholic moron who is always in the negative, spends >100USD on slop pizza, and has to digital panhandle to get his fix every day to be fiscally responsible is like expecting pigs to fly.

 

[Umaibae]

Cobes' discography is pure outsider music, up there with the Shaggs, Daniel Johnston and Wesley Willis. It's so utterly unlike anything a normal artist would produce unironically it's practically its own genre. Boglimcore, or boglim rock if you will. His early work is just teenage angst, sex jokes and surface level "goth" stuff mixed in with badly played guitar and SFX. But the later stuff is runs the gamut from "if an alcoholic retard tried to copy Cradle of Filth and Black Sabbath" to actually passable freestyle raps.

And the layered vocals. Where did the BOY get that idea from and why does he feel the need to add a choir of boglims in almost every song he makes now?

Never mention Jord in the same breath as the man who wrote “True Love Will Find You In the End.” (I had the pleasure of seeing DJ live around 2011 — and while he wasn’t well, the vibes in that room were so overwhelmingly joyous and positive.)

Hell, don’t mention him in the same breath as the genius who wrote “The Chicken Cow” and “Rock N Roll McDonald’s.”

Treasures, each in their own special way.