Cringy & Funny Messages From Men on Dating Sites - They think they're deep because they have seen Fight Club

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Random friend of a fb friend, I thought I've seen him somewhere before IRL, but I did not:
Him: Hello sexy, I'd like to invite you for a drink.
Me: I do not drink.
Him: You do not drink? But how else I will make you drunk and nice?

Some other random fb guy:
''You are so sexy and beautiful and I'd like to go for a drink with you, but just as friends, really. I like to talk, but my wife is a horrible cunt, I hate her'' (had his profile full of love-dovey photos with him, said wife and a kid)
 
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Merton J. Dingle said:
I know that these represent the worst of the worst, but is it the norm for most men on these dating apps to be socially retarded?
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These are gooners. That being said, there are goonettes, but I am not sure how common they are. That being said also, why can’t gooners and goonettes match with each other instead? That is a potential lucrative idea if someone wants to try a dating service for women-perverts.

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I am morbidly curious what search terms this guy used to find goonettes.
 
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If anything ever happens to make me single again, I think I am just going to go to a convent or buy some more cats, because the thought of online dating is horrendous. I do not envy you ladies having to negotiate this stuff. Im not even opposed to getting remarried, its just that every glimpse of online dating has been like looking into some kind of hellish sewer.
I think it’s always been pretty bad though. Female friends who did it right at the start of the online dating stuff had similar stories.
 
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Some of these posts are very funny to read through when they just don't understand the tried and true not looking for anything serious atm just looking to get dinner and hook up works 60% of the time.
 
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Idiotron said:
You know what is really funny?
That women seem to always respond to these messages but will ignore the ones that they claim to want from men.
That's why men send these, because you respond, ladies.
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If your goal is just to get "a response", going around poking people in the eyes might achieve that. It probably won't get you a girlfriend though.
 
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Ducks Sorted in a Row said:
If your goal is just to get "a response", going around poking people in the eyes might achieve that. It probably won't get you a girlfriend though.
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OK but the alternative is not getting responses.
What is the point of a dating site if I get zero responses?
Meanwhile, you write something cringe or edgy, the woman almost always responds.
I didn't make these rules, women act like this and, if a man wants success on a dating app, this is how you get it.
 
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Idiotron said:
Meanwhile, you write something cringe or edgy, the woman almost always responds.
I didn't make these rules, women act like this and, if a man wants success on a dating app, this is how you get it.
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I wouldn't call being laughed at by women as a success. Dating apps are a waste of time anyway and all I've seen em used for is hookups. If you want a real romantic connection its always worked better for me in the real world. Hell, hookups have been better when I met the partner irl.
 
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Idiotron said:
OK but the alternative is not getting responses.
What is the point of a dating site if I get zero responses?
Meanwhile, you write something cringe or edgy, the woman almost always responds.
I didn't make these rules, women act like this and, if a man wants success on a dating app, this is how you get it.
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None of these men are "succeeding". Sometimes, if you're close enough to a woman in real life, she shares her own personal collection of these messages with you and you have some laughs together. In my experience women have nothing nice to say about these men, who act like horny and desperate retards, and they are never dating them. They don't treat them as anything more than a personal lolcow. Not all attention is good attention, have some self respect.
 
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Autistic Mushroom said:
Sometimes, if you're close enough to a woman in real life, she shares her own personal collection of these messages with you and you have some laughs together.
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Yeah I've had girlfriends and friends who are girls share some creepy interactions they've had with dudes in the past, and its all desperate dudes who say something corny or downright creepy thinking she'll be into it. And yes, its equally uncomfortable when girls do it to dudes too.
 
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Autistic Mushroom said:
None of these men are "succeeding". Sometimes, if you're close enough to a woman in real life, she shares her own personal collection of these messages with you and you have some laughs together. In my experience women have nothing nice to say about these men, who act like horny and desperate retards, and they are never dating them. They don't treat them as anything more than a personal lolcow. Not all attention is good attention, have some self respect.
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You say they aren't succeeding but I did that and my results went from zero to a lot.
What women say they like and what they actually respond to are very different, I've learned that from experience.
Dudes who try to be nice guys online get ignored and labeled as "corny".

We're talking about dating apps specifically.
Women on dating apps are like this.
 
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Idiotron said:
You say they aren't succeeding but I did that and my results went from zero to a lot.
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I'm trying to tell you that just getting any response at any cost, even if it's negative, shouldn't be "succeeding" to you. I doubt this strategy has gone anywhere meaningful for you. I think that was the point of the other replies you got mostly as well. I don't know what else to tell you, I will not be derailing the thread further with an argument.
 
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Idiotron said:
You say they aren't succeeding but I did that and my results went from zero to a lot.
What women say they like and what they actually respond to are very different, I've learned that from experience.
Dudes who try to be nice guys online get ignored and labeled as "corny".

We're talking about dating apps specifically.
Women on dating apps are like this.
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Good heavens you're retarded. Though you use dating apps so that's a clear tell right there.
 
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