Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mandatory User Name]

I support anything that makes Nick seethe, Aaron makes Nick seethe. I don't really give a fuck about Aaron, I'm neutral on him, he's a cuckold faggot loser Like Nick but he's not nearly as self destructive, he's just stupid. I think this is an Eric July situation with Aaron where his alogs (or at least one of them) is more interesting than the lolcow, Melton is a fat despicable Paedophile and probably the worst person in this entire sektur/dabbleverse clusterfuck. In the end Aaron has his detractors and farmers and that's fine, I'm just not one of them, I find him too boring.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In the end Aaron has his detractors and farmers and that's fine, I'm just not one of them, I find him too boring.

This. I’d add that Aaron — in stark contrast with Faggot Nick — either has a thick skin or is good at pretending that he does. That goes a long way with some people, myself included. There are too many truly reprehensible people in the world (and hell, just on this site) for me to get the same level of disgusted with everyone with whom I can find fault.

 

[Captain Manning]

Hey. At some point, I said "Cog is boring but he's not a bad guy because he's able to do neutral interviews".
Johnny called out Smellington for his nasty non-bathing and also Donga, despite being on good terms with them.

That's what I remember most about Cog. The Donga stuff. He was actually a pretty decent listen circa 2019.

Admittedly, I don't follow him that closely, so maybe he's a bigger bastard than I have been led to believe.

My point is, I personally wouldn't sneeze at anyone who just makes the simple observation that they think Ralph as worse than Cog. Again, unless I am missing something. Which perhaps I am. It's okay to look at things from a relative perspective.

Similarly, I can not, for the life of me, see how Aaron has done anything as bad as Nick.

Also, even Cog got an accidental W of sorts in the Balldosphere, and people seem to forget that. It was his mirror of the cokestream that the government used. Backwards Internet watermarks are now a meme in the Balldoverse. Very unexpected twist.

Everybody seems to win against Nick. Even Brianna Wu legit got to dunk on Nick's dumb ass. Such is the gargantuan faggotry of Nick.

So does this mean that Aaron gets to keep the nudes for his own personal use? I mean, he paid the fine right? And they were taken consensually.

I think he deleted them. I know Geno and Keanu said they did.

 

[waffle]

He's not. I think the Aaron Dean trial proved that. He was also, IIRC, defensive of Amber Gyger.

Branca has one thing: He licks police boot. Which is ironic considering Nick has accused all of his critics of doing the same. He licks police boot more than even many police YouTubers do. Like Donut Operator.

The only time I have seen Branca get something right was "acorn cop," and that's because that situation was so absurd that he'd have to be as brain damaged as Nick to think that was justified

I think he'd be a good expert for a case on the East Coast, but he doesn't understand (or just lies to sell product) that the self defense question is not nearly as 50 state uniform as he makes it out to be. Particularly, the case law and community standards of what's considered reasonable and proportional are in reality highly variable. He seems to have little to no understanding of the Midwest/Appalachia/Upper-South. He does atleast error on the side of staying out of trouble, although I've seen him act like you're risking the death penalty for things that in my area you'd probably get questioned at the scene and released with no charges on.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's not from the company side. Only myself, the owner, and President of Operations has the file. It came from my Google drive. The copies they have are physical copies. I have the digital

So what this is for you, not so much for us as it would require us to take you by your word, is a solid admission of a real document in Melton's hands that was only accessible through your google drive.

That means you have admissions from both Nick and Melton for having access to real files that were only available through your accounts. What a Jackpot.
Nick really is his own biggest enemy.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So what this is for you, not so much for us as it would require us to take you by your word, is a solid admission of a real document in Melton's hands that was only accessible through your google drive.

That means you have admissions from both Nick and Melton for having access to real files that were only available through your accounts. What a Jackpot.
Nick really is his own biggest enemy.

Nick spilled the beans a couple of days after his last test. In other words, he was drunk as a skunk. Something Nick said after in a stream, along the lines of "People should check what happened there" is him hinting that the access was somehow okay, because the password was saved. No doubt panicked when real lawyers corrected his view.

The only reason I stick around here is in anticipation of new charges. Nick is so ridiculously boring.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The only reason I stick around here is in anticipation of new charges. Nick is so ridiculously boring.

Nick being a mad faggot superchatting people to spread his narrative has gotten boring, true.
But he will absolutely try to prevent Karl Jobst from taking away his King of the Cows crown.

A second mugshot would be a good first step in the right direction.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

New information??? He was doing deep commentary on this chat:
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At 48:40 Meme discusses Kayla disappearing for 7-8 hours at a time. It seems that Meme is recalling memories of Nick's stories. Meme is a long-time former fan. He says, "She absolutely did cheat on him. Even before. Even before." I believe him, and vaguely recall similar stories from Nick. (This will surprise absolutely nobody. I just found it interesting.)

There were the accusations from that Q guy (Quinton?) who lived up around Spicer in the early days of the Rekieta streams and he would show up in the balldo bunker even a few times. The allegations were that Qayla was doing dudes for blow at a local bar. There was some kind of falling out (I think Drex was involved, some stupid trap stream with Drex). At some point, Q got up and moved his family and uh, borrowed 5 figures from Doug TenNapel that I don't think were ever recovered. In other words, not that most reliable narrator.

Now, one wonders if there was some fire behind even the unreliable smoke...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The chances of there being Porn of Nick Rekieta out there is not all that farfetched, the chance of there being gay porn of Nick Rekieta out there even less so, he'd probably get off on having it out there and no one knowing.

I would not at all be surprised if he has a pornhub or onlyfans account where he goons to the idea he’s managed to outsmart the Kiwifarms by keeping a small porn channel out there for views. I mean he has that porn filming ring stand. Guess we have to keep an eye out for “Busted body MILF gets RAILED by practicing lawyer” and “Lawyer gets DOMINATED by black felon he was defending”

 

[waffle]

I am waiting for proof that the Feds are really looking into the hacking allegations.
Now that Aaron has avoided the felony (as everyone expected, because it was dumb), we can move on to Nick and Melton ruining their lives by organizing the conspiracy to intimidate and harass, including the unauthorized access to Aaron's accounts for 4-5 months

I actually think Nick is going to federal prison. If you look at all this shit through the lense of a federal prosecutor (at best you're an overly serious nerd who doesn't like people jacking around too much) Nick is a key figure in an organized crime family along with Dax Herrera, Ethan Ralph and whatever Riley the Wigger's real name is; that traffic's narcotics and systematically engages in witness intimidation when things start going bad.

I'm not saying that's what it is in real life, but I think you could make it into that for prosecution purposes. I have a strong feeling the government is tired of people being scoff-laws about drug shit on the Internet and they have a history of getting their panties extremely twisted about anything that can be called witness tampering. Nick and Dick both routinely and blatantly engage in witness tampering and help each other out doing it.

Nick blatantly engaging in federally prohibited computer hacking in furtherance if it is just a bridge to far and won't stand. It will be the straw the breaks the cammel's back.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

You heard it first folks: Nick's soon-to-be-leaked crossdressing nudes are worth 5 times more than nudes of his wife.

There is a greater than 0 possibility Nick will troon out to avoid the consequences of his legal shortcomings.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I actually think Nick is going to federal prison. If you look at all this shit through the lense of a federal prosecutor (at best you're an overly serious nerd who doesn't like people jacking around too much) Nick is a key figure in an organized crime family along with Dax Herrera, Ethan Ralph and whatever Riley the Wigger's real name is; that traffic's narcotics and systematically engages in witness intimidation when things start going bad.

I'm not saying that's what it is in real life, but I think you could make it into that for prosecution purposes. I have a strong feeling the government is tired of people being scoff-laws about drug shit on the Internet and they have a history of getting their panties extremely twisted about anything that can be called witness tampering. Nick and Dick both routinely and blatantly engage in witness tampering and help each other out doing it.

Nick blatantly engaging in federally prohibited computer hacking in furtherance if it is just a bridge to far and won't stand. It will be the straw the breaks the cammel's back.

When the deal falls apart wouldn't Imholte have an actionable claim against Rekieta for the confidential proposal being leaked?

 

[AnOminous]

Some people are just weak pushovers. They don't wanna get into conflict with Nick and want things as they were, so Nick will just say "I'm good now" and they'll accept it so things can go back to "normal" even if it's obviously not the case.

They're goddamn idiots. It was one thing to be in denial when it was just "those crazies on Kiwi Farms" (you know the ones who said shit that all turned out completely true and actually even worse) dunking on Skelly. Actually buying it now after it's all out in the open and he's still obviously wasted all the time is just pure retardation though.

It's probably similar to how a kid gets giddy when he sneaks a bite of cake when a parent tells them they can't except he's a 45 year old man making Kyle Rittenhouse uncomfortable by talking about futas.

That was the moment I went from "he's kind of a dick" to Total Skelly Death. It was absolutely despicable behavior.

They use words like “vanilla” to describe how non-swingers have sex, convinced that anyone who gives swinging a hard pass is an uptight priss who can’t possibly be enjoying a fulfilling sex life as they limit themselves to having relations only with their spouse or committed partner.

"Vanilla" as a synonym for "boring" is a pet peeve of mine. It also shows utter tastelessness. Vanilla is the second most expensive spice in the world for a reason (saffron is the first).

 

[waffle]

When the deal falls apart wouldn't Imholte have an actionable claim against Rekieta for the confidential proposal being leaked?

He would almost certainly have a state law claim, and it looks like the CFAA also allows for a civil recovery for damaged parties.

At this point he'd probably be pretty far down Nick list of creditors, and Monty is likely to end up with a non-dischargable claim that's first in time. I guess here soon we'll get to see if Ty Beard is as bad at estates and trusts as he is at civil litigation.

 

[demicolon]

"She absolutely did cheat on him. Even before. Even before."

That... explains so much. Kayla cheated, it broke Nick's brain and ego to the point he's been sneakily humiliating her in public view as revenge. Nick's gay catfight with Aaron is because Kayla liked fucking him more than Nick, so he's trying something, anything, to humiliate Aaron in desperate attempt to salvage what remains of his self-esteem.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think he'd be a good expert for a case on the East Coast, but he doesn't understand (or just lies to sell product) that the self defense question is not nearly as 50 state uniform as he makes it out to be. Particularly, the case law and community standards of what's considered reasonable and proportional are in reality highly variable. He seems to have little to no understanding of the Midwest/Appalachia/Upper-South.

He certainly has no understanding of Texas.

Dean was "iffy," but Gyger? Come on.

Dumbass thirsty bitch was so preoccupied about sucking another cops's dick, she walked into an apartment that wasn't hers and plugged a guy who was sitting down eating a bowl of ice cream. It was disgusting.

No, it's maybe not premeditated murder, but she was so grossly negligent and stupid it's absolutely manslaughter.

I don't trust Branca to ever give a non-biased take when it comes to an officer involved shooting. Unfortunately for him, that's basically his thing.

Only two good things I can say about Branca is that he did give Nick a bit of the third degree when it came to Monty, and he has mostly stayed out of this shit since the arrest. Other than that, he seems about as ridiculous as Barnes. He applies the law he wants, and not the law we have.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I actually think Nick is going to federal prison.

I dare not get my hopes up, but I suspect Nick will only get deeper in shit once the feds take a look at his hard drives. He’s so high on his own bullshit that he probably thinks he doesn’t need to take them all on an open sea cruise STAT.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's gay catfight with Aaron is because Kayla liked fucking him more than Nick, so he's trying something, anything, to humiliate Aaron in desperate attempt to salvage what remains of his self-esteem.

Meanwhile all he does is humiliate himself even further. It's his own fault he's on the record as being a legal, proven, self-confessed CUCK. He did that, not Aaron. Aaron reminds me of Mr. Magoo, bumbling and fumbling his way to win after win after win.

Or maybe Road Runner, as Nick's purchases from Acme in pursuit of his evil schemes blow up in his face over and over and over.

 

[waffle]

That... explains so much. Kayla cheated, it broke Nick's brain and ego to the point he's been sneakily humiliating her in public view as revenge. Nick's gay catfight with Aaron is because Kayla liked fucking him more than Nick, so he's trying something, anything, to humiliate Aaron in desperate attempt to salvage what remains of his self-esteem

I really think the "worst day ever" was Nick finding out about her affair(s) and her blaming him by saying she was driven into the arms of another man by him being wrapped up in work and emotionally unavailable. He always had problems but ever since then the weird sex stuff got out of control, his already bad takes on religion went totally off the rails, and he became obsessed with scheduling/being busy/working too much. It just fits too well, IMO.

I take no position on how to blame Nick actually was, but the fact the a she seems to have been a pill zombie since atleast the first kid makes me think there were always deep problems that were ignored. Ditto for Nicks extremely casual relationship with the truth, it was always there - he just used to at least seem to feel bad about it.

 

[not william stenchever]

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

In the kingdom of the impotent, the short but reliable is enough to provoke noises never before heard from Our Wife.