DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

BREAKING: DSP just killed himself (in Minecraft).

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Current Phil trying to be funny gives me severe second-hand embarrassment.

 

[Pargon]

So will a wild Papavera suddenly reappear?

I like to imagine he never stopped writing his guide for Phil and it’s now the largest single work of text in human history.

Hammurabi wishes he could, wit his bitch ass

 

[Ardath]

Is he on pc playing on a controller? what an ape.

 

[Niggernerd]

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Current Phil trying to be funny gives me severe second-hand embarrassment.

Playing peekaboo with his dents. I'm sure jayde finds it peak content

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

"Early Minecraft is so frustratingly difficult" - Phillip Burnell, 43 years old.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Please don't start sperging about how much you hate or love Trump,

im gonna sperg about how pissed ill be if they end DST

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Pig hoof, but yes.

Trotter.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Imagine looking like this, dancing like a fat old man, and thinking you're a mature adult.

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Isn't Phil in debt again?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Playing peekaboo with his dents. I'm sure jayde finds it peak content

Wear u go o dare u r

 

[neger psykolog]

I like to imagine he never stopped writing his guide for Phil and it’s now the largest single work of text in human history.

Hammurabi wishes he could, wit his bitch ass

I still like the idea that Derish doesn't even know he is banned (because YouTube won't tell you you're banned and will let you keep sending messages to a channel) and that Derish has been sitting around for the past 6+ months typing questions to DSP everyday in chat but is literally too stupid to realize.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Wear u go o dare u r

i joy this

 

[BathTubShine]

i joy this

it time go

 

[A Piece of Coal]

it time go

I poop make mess mom say no more carrot

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

See this is what keeps me coming back.

• He was gone for 55 minutes, leaving an empty chair. No music or other filler.
• The reason Phil gave for this absence is likely a lie and we’ll never know for sure.
• Despite the above, as of 3:23 PDT, he’s at $111/150 (74%) of his goal.
• Will still be angry, even outraged, if he’s not at $150 by ends of stream.
• 55-minute absence will be stream fodder for at least the next two streams.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Just watched the Truthseekers interview for the first time, and it's funny how DSP is basically talking about doing things in terms of "concrete benefits". Like anything he does has to give him immediate gratification and money.

"I'm not gonna win anyone over".


It's blatantly obvious that DSP knows he's full of shit and is just trying to squeeze as much blood from the stone as possible on his way down. Like he really does just want his little community of sycophants to juice him up 150 bucks every single day, so he can survive and will not do anything that anyone else cares about.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Like he really does just want his little community of sycophants to juice him up 150 $300 bucks every single day

FTFY

 

[Niggernerd]

Grown man playing minecraft soyjaking about...sloppy joes

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

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Current Phil trying to be funny gives me severe second-hand embarrassment.

It’s even funnier doing it in this gay ass button down shirts

I can’t get over how he basically wears one every day now, after years of just wearing t shirts. He literally took permanent damage from those LTG comments

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not convinced. I think it was birds playing outdoors. Phil had the window open, you’ll recall.

It does sound like a robin to me.

 

[Comma]

Minecraft is on thin ice already, with DSP constantly begging for the past hour or so. Like, literally every 5 minutes he has to mention not hitting the goal and how disappointing this is for THE FIRST MINECRAFT STREAM IN YEARS.

I don't know which sad and lonely individual will take the bait, but of course one will fall for it hook, line and sinker.

EDIT:

There we go. The Minecraft stream was a success, filled with fun gameplay and chill interaction! The playthrough is saved!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrEOTNyo2B31UcEHx-irZ5w

EDIT:

Even DSP doesn't trust these sudden, last-minute contributions:

But: great stream, guys!