Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PhoBingas]

Huh, that puts the lovey dovey crap Aaron was spouting about Qayla in perspective. Makes me wonder how long she has been fucking around on Nick, and with who.

Does this mean Fapcop has a chance?!

 

[KingFrampt]

God, swinger women are well and truly deranged hoes aren't they

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

AWOOOGA
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The absolute shame, how has Nick not driven his Mustang off a cliff yet.

"If only you knew how ruined this body truly is"

 

[Kakkerum420]

It's been said before and it will be said again, but it's genuinely impressive how much Rekieta fucked up his life in record time. A man who a couple of years ago was considered to be way too good for this site and no sane person would even consider him even a lolcalf has transcended into the beautiful cow we have today.

I vividly remember listening to the beginning of the #kickvic stuff while playing Morrowind and thinking they had it in the bag. Lawman wins and all that.

Nicholas Rekieta has taught me an extremely valuable lesson about people, and I sincerely thank him for that.

But what I am wondering about is what snack I should enjoy while watching his life burn to the ground. I am not a fan of popcorn and salt and vinegar chips burn my mouth (but they're SO good). I am slightly limited as I live very rurally in northern Europe. What would the Kiwifarmers recommend?

 

[Captain Manning]

The only way I can make sense of April being behind that tweet is if her period started in the middle of sex and they had an inside joke about fucking so hard it started her period. Skanks have the same biology as any other woman, any sexually active woman would know bleeding from sex is a sign that something is wrong. Either shit got bone dry down there or you need to start worrying about some kind of infection or cervical cancer.

I don't think it even happened. Which goes to the idea some have that the tweets were from him. That he was skinwalking on her account. He also repeated the same story later, after she pretty much dropped off the face of the Earth. Same zeal even.

At least I pray it didn't happen.

Imagine thinking a woman bleeding buckets of blood all over the bedsheets during sex is cool and makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus (to quote Jessie Ventura from Predator).

That's not cool. That's not chad. That's gross AF. Nick is not right in the head, and hasn't been for a long time now.

I vividly remember listening to the beginning of the #kickvic stuff while playing Morrowind and thinking they had it in the bag.

What a coincidence. I was playing Morrowind around that time too.

 

[Kakkerum420]

What a coincidence. I was playing Morrowind around that time too.

First time I completed Bloodmoon, how the fuck is a game from 2003 that good?

 

[200MB]

God, swinger women are well and truly deranged hoes aren't they

Without a doubt, only the truly deranged can willingly sit through Steel Toe Morning Show.

 

[Swole McPole]

Imagine thinking a woman bleeding buckets of blood all over the bedsheets during sex is cool and makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus (to quote Jessie Ventura from Predator).

I think it's so long since Nick had heterosexual vaginal sex that he's forgotten how it works. He's confusing it with what happens when he gets fisted in the glory hole at the Gay 90's.

 

[The I Scream Man]

God I'm probably late to this particular party but I wonder if it was Kayla that put the whole swinging thing into Nick's head to begin with

I wonder if she's the instigator here

Does this mean Fapcop has a chance?!

It means she has a chance with him, get it right

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

AWOOOGA
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The absolute shame, how has Nick not driven his Mustang off a cliff yet.

In all seriousness, I bet this is the best Kayla had felt in a long time. Aaron looked genuinely excited to see her, unlike Nick “Lucky Is Getting a Prenup” Cuckieta.

 

[Captain Manning]

God I'm probably late to this particular party but I wonder if it was Kayla that put the whole swinging thing into Nick's head to begin with

It's been suggested before. Per Faran, he claimed that to her.

The reason why I never really liked that theory though is because it feels like shifting the onus of this catastrophe more on Kayla. Maybe it was her idea, but the issue then is that he absolutely should have demurred.

I mean, really, they all fucked up (yes, even you Aaron).

 

[anionfarflung]

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I've never seen this movie so I hope this edit makes sense

I missed this when it was first posted, and seeing it now I was a bit offended at first.

But it makes a certain sense.

Dune and Dune Messiah, especially, are a warning about the dangers of hero worship, and Nick was undeniably given more worship than he deserved, even on KF, at first, only for it to be revealed how destructive that was.
The only difference, I would say, is that Paul saw this negative aspect ahead of time and tried to escape it to the best of his ability and failed.
Nick utterly bought in to the destruction.

 

[Kakkerum420]

It means she has a chance with him, get it right

The ideal conclusion would be @Fapcop and Kayla spending the rest of their lives together in a weird degenerate monocule while Nick rots away in a prison and April turns tricks for lunch money (she would do it even if she didn't need money)

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It's been suggested before. Per Faran, he claimed that to her.

The reason why I never really liked that theory though is because it feels like shifting the onus of this catastrophe more on Kayla. Maybe it was her idea, but the issue then is that he absolutely should have demurred.

I mean, really, they all fucked up (yes, even you Aaron).

Skelly has stated it wasn't infidelity in a sense most people would associate and suggested it could stretch so far as to being a hobby.

To me this rules out an emotional or physical affair. Meaning it is likely something innocuous and Balldo turned it into infidelity and then somehow said she needs to get into swinging as penance.

 

[dustnight]

Narrowing it down some more to not only 1) Stevie Lew mentions 2) on evening shows 3) in January-February, but also times 4) when April (presumably) wouldn't have been co-hosting at the time and 5) when Aaron was making eye contact with a proverbial "corner demon" a lot more than usual, I'm 99.99% sure it was the January 31st STES starting at timestamp 19:53 when something in the room got him so excited that he almost did a spittake, set down his beer and made a "hello what's this" face at something, followed with his eyes as though that attention-getter gradually walked toward the end of his desk, and then made a big thing out of aiming, zooming, and tapping his phone camera toward that end of the desk. If it had been any other time, that time sure would have been a lot less conspicuous than this:

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Frankly it's astonishing that Aaron didn't think to delete that episode at some point, but it was nice of him to leave it up and point out where to look, for one last humiliation of Nick while the RP case winds down. For a long time it sounded like the only swinging going on was when the full Qover were all hanging out together at the same time and place, a juxtaposition which would make each cuckee's consent most clearly implied to his respective cuckor, but this clip makes one wonder how many times Kayla may have just disappeared to Aaron's place on her own to prance around topless and continue on to... "other adventures" as Nick likes to say.

Did Nick even have any idea what Kayla was up to that night?

You found it! Congratulations! It's 100% the moment of the RP pic. If you go back to 15:00 onward he says, "LET'S FUCK!" as a non sequitur and shortly after talks about "distractions". He's constantly glancing to his left. Then he takes the pic.

He also opens the show saying that April took his kids and the dog somewhere... so, there's that.

♩♫♪ … It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down ♩♫♪

 

[Vibralldo]

Skelly has stated it wasn't infidelity in a sense most people would associate and suggested it could stretch so far as to being a hobby.

To me this rules out an emotional or physical affair. Meaning it is likely something innocuous and Balldo turned it into infidelity and then somehow said she needs to get into swinging as penance

Could be the star trek guy

Maybe it was some sort of cybersex thing, or maybe since Nick seems to think that spending too much time away from a spouse is a form of infidelity, it's as simple as her playing too much instead of being with him and the kids

 

[There She Glows]

Skelly has stated it wasn't infidelity in a sense most people would associate and suggested it could stretch so far as to being a hobby.

To me this rules out an emotional or physical affair. Meaning it is likely something innocuous and Balldo turned it into infidelity and then somehow said she needs to get into swinging as penance.

I don't think it rules out an emotional affair. It would be just like Nick to obfuscate the truth by throwing out all of these other things infidelity can hypothetically be. A lot of people don't believe in emotional affairs, or at least the line between friendship and emotional affair is subjective enough that different couples might have different boundaries. Whereas a physical affair is a very straightforward form of infidelity, you either had sex or you didn't. Personally I think she started talking to some guy online (star trek man?) late at night while Nick was getting drunk on stream and the kids were in bed which possibly snowballed into Nick deciding it was his turn to do all of the things he thinks he missed out on by marrying her, and probably convinced her that it was really about saving their marriage.

 

[Strix454]

One of the things that bothered me about those Tweets is the "bloody bedsheet" story. I am having a difficult time wrapping my head around most women thinking that's cool or sexy. I think that was wholely an invention of Nick's deranged mind because he does (as he now chides Aaron for being allegedly abusive towards women, no less).

My impression is that Nick maybe took way too much viagra while he and April were coked up. They got into doing long endurance sex because orgasms are more difficult and she eventually had problems due to drying out. She told him it was great because that is what he wanted to hear.

 

[Folgers Can]

AWOOOGA

Capital idea!

 

[keke]

I have no idea why anybody CARES what his "worst day" is. That has been one of the longest running persistent questions in this thread, and I always thought it was stupid.

What was his worst day? Possibly when that teacher took his Transformers toy and he couldn't pleasure his prostate for a while by shoving it up his FAGGOT ASS.

There you go. How 'bout that? Will you all buy that?

Very much agree. Nick is a melodramatic faggot. Also sympathy baits constantly. “When the government takes you kids” nigga they were at their grandparents house