Orbiter PWR / ProWrestlingReality / realperson113 / Alexander Watts - Canadian DSP Dent forced to stream to cover half the internet bill, wets the bed and sobs on mic at the ripe age of 35, Self harm enthusiast & Drug Addict

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Joshua Connor Tomar said:
PWR just said he didn't want to be a drunk and then did a Ralph impression and mentioned the killstream making me think he's a dedicated artist rather than legit. Ralph is so irrelevant even though he's fighting PWR I have a hard time believing he knows what the Killstream is and that ralph is a drunk retard on stream.
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This right here. I've been so hopeful but he spent 3 hours being so adamant that he didn't want to acknowledge Ralph and then does a 10 / 10 perfect shot aimed right at fatass like a true pro. I'm still onboard, but this is dangerously close to jumping the shark.
 
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Joshua Connor Tomar said:
PWR just said he didn't want to be a drunk and then did a Ralph impression and mentioned the killstream making me think he's a dedicated artist rather than legit. Ralph is so irrelevant even though he's fighting PWR I have a hard time believing he knows what the Killstream is and that ralph is a drunk retard on stream.
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He's autistic so you know he spends time on here. They all do. Just look at the Q&A board.
 
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This young dood running so hot right now. Ralph really wasn't ready for this calibre of opposition. Another 5 years of Ali and MAYBEEEEEE he's ready for tha P DUBBYA R.
 
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InterestRateHawk said:
This young dood running so hot right now. Ralph really wasn't ready for this calibre of opposition. Another 5 years of Ali and MAYBEEEEEE he's ready for tha P DUBBYA R.
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Ali Jamal said Ralph was a fat anime badman. Ralph retorted by announcing he jizzed in the bathroom of the Jamal McMansion before retreating to his squalor shack.

Ralph and his new e-daddies, DSP and Richard Spencer, combined could not rival PWR in viewers or support.
 
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Some notes

Yesterday PWR while playing Postal 2 said he loves violent video games because they "give him ideas" 🤔

Today he proved he's far better than DSP at Dark Souls and a far better entertainer, both intentionally and unintentionally, and he can actually sing pretty well

All in all a great start and very promising, and so far a fairly innocuous and positive cow. I'm convinced he's genuine. The call ins are fantastic, but bordering on too much cow tipping IMO
 
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Stationary aszs said:
Today he proved he's far better than DSP at Dark Souls and a far better entertainer, both intentionally and unintentionally, and he can actually sing pretty well
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It would be incredibly funny if he blew up to be a low-level streamer, averaging twice as much as the likes of Ralph and Phil

I'm genuinely curious if he has had any vocal training. He sounds pretty good trying to sing things deeper than his natural vocal tone. If this is all just some old autistic guy in his mom's basement, he truly missed his calling.
 
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The Virgin DSP
- futilely tries to hide he's a retard
- barely gets 200 views with 2 streams
- too much of a coward to interact with fans or haters
- relentlessly begs but can barely reach his goals without his whale
- hasn't had ass since 2013 but pretends he has
- hides behind a fake wife and family

The Chad PWR
- embraces his autism
- easily draws over 500 hot young doods for one stream, so hot he had to start a 2nd
- happily takes phone calls and shuts down all the cowards
- appreciates any donations and even gives to charity when he gets extra
- hasn't had ass since 2013 and proudly let's you know it
- no wife, no life, no family, no friends
 
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I'm catching up and watching a KC stream showing a clip I haven't seen about with the WWE Game gauntlet PPP vs DPS and eventually PPP vs Ethan Ralph "felted and dented" I'm losing my shit.
PWR is a pure authentic king whose sole purpose is positivity and CAWNT-tent.
Someone has to compile the specially funny call-ins like DarkRazorz did for Radio graffiti back in the day.
 
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Gator_Aids said:
PWR is starting to strike me as a “Best Ending” scenario for a Larson / Josh Block cow type. It’s amazing what a bit of family support and a few IQ points (give or take) can do.
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I haven't seen and enjoyed this level of autism since Janoy Cresva. Considering how depressing most cows are, PWR is a breath of fresh air. He's closest to being the real life embodiment of the Bloomer meme

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Gator_Aids said:
PWR is starting to strike me as a “Best Ending” scenario for a Larson / Josh Block cow type. It’s amazing what a bit of family support and a few IQ points (give or take) can do.
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PWR is more intelligent than you'd expect someone who was functionally illiterate until his late 20s would be, he is clearly held back by his multiple mental and personality defects. Now don't get me wrong he's not some brilliant mind or anything but in the land of retarded knuckle-dragging lolcows, someone like PWR who would most likely score in the high 90s is king.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
PWR is more intelligent than you'd expect someone who was functionally illiterate until his late 20s would be, he is clearly held back by his multiple mental and personality defects. Now don't get me wrong he's not some brilliant mind or anything but in the land of retarded knuckle-dragging lolcows, someone like PWR who would most likely score in the high 90s is king.
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PWR's kingship will not be granted by being smarter than other lolcows. Nick Rekieta was smart at one point, there's still probably a semblance of his former intelligence cowering in fear while the galaxy gas cloud forms over it. Thing is Rekieta is evil and arrogant.

PWR donates his last $35 dollars to DSP because he wanted him to have a nice birthday, forgoing a delicious burger king meal. PWR gets more money than expected in superchats and gives a hundo (a fortune to PWR) to cats in need. PWR is not king because he is smarter than your average dent, PWR is king because his soul is pure and good.
 
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