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I am 90% convinced Billy reads this thread to find new ways to rub salt into the tree fiddy grand wound.
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If you're reading this Billy, thanks for the laughs and the hot sauce.
Thank you, Billy, for winning that suit, Because in doing so, Karl is being exposed for who and what he really is, a disgusting gooner that is a scammer and a con-artist. I appreciate it. We got a whole thread out of your win. Karl, if you're reading this thread too: your actions have consequences...
 
Because, as an average person, all it takes is you catching the attention of a single autist
I don't buy it, if that was the case every single public figure would have a thread. Shit, A&N would start making threads about each other. Where's my HHH thread? Threads gotta be approved too, right? Who's gonna approve a thread about a nobody? Average sperg (I include myself on that) ain't getting a thread here on KF without a good reason. It's not drive-by thread making. But I do agree that KF pissed enough people off over the years that it's a miracle that it's still up. You see in Europe the limeys basically tearing the internet apart and the discourse that 'the internet isn't the wild west' and all that shit.
 
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Billy's gay lover crowdfunded his garbage court retellings.
 
I dont know much about apollo but from a little research im confident believing that billy mitchell did play atleast a small part in apollos death as the money he siphoned off the guy could have been used to alleviate his medical expenses and thus put him at ease, however. After reading the thread karl jobst did indeed deserve to lose off of the basis of being a cocksucking faggot race traitor, niggers tongue my anus.
 
I dont know much about apollo but from a little research im confident believing that billy mitchell did play atleast a small part in apollos death as the money he siphoned off the guy could have been used to alleviate his medical expenses and thus put him at ease, however. After reading the thread karl jobst did indeed deserve to lose off of the basis of being a cocksucking faggot race traitor, niggers tongue my anus.
If only Apollo hadn't of lost out on that $250 lawyer consulting fee that made him instantly settle the lawsuit with no financial loss then surely he would've been able to fund cutting edge medical research that cured debilitating scoliosis in time to save his life.

This thread has some of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen posting on the internet. Now I finally understand the anger Null feels every time he ventures into the DSP forum.
 
I'm more surprised it hasn't been done yet. Like mutahar makes sense but even Charlie being quiet makes me wonder wtf is going on.

Anyone else of this level would of had constant vids shitted out to capitalize on the interest. It's just free money laying on the table.
Grifting on Karl being a retard isn't profitable. He's not a minority nor a tranny so there's no real reason to do it. Nobody will give a shit other than to laugh about jobst for 5 minutes and click off the video.

Mutahar is the only faggot who'd do it because as a street shitter, he lacks the capacity to think about anything other than how to make a quick buck no matter how small the amount is.

This thread has some of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen posting on the internet. Now I finally understand the anger Null feels every time he ventures into the DSP forum.
75% of this thread is DSP A-logs saying exactly what you're saying, but also adding "LE VIDEOGAMES......... BAD! LE VIDEOGAMES.......... DEGENERATE!!!" so I don't know what kind of comparison you're trying to give here.
 
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Billy's gay lover crowdfunded his garbage court retellings.
Forgive me for being a retard here but who is ersatz_cats? Like I know of him reading these threads like he has a hate boner for Billy Mitchell sniping that one domain name, he's Karl's biggest cock sucker, and all that shit but who is he and why should I or anyone else care for his trial coverage? What's he going to say? The judge was a big meanie for not considering Billy's cheating equals Billy cheating Apollo's life away? Or is he going to recite the other cope Karl's circle jerk of discord trannies say regarding the lawsuit outcome?
 
I don't buy it, if that was the case every single public figure would have a thread. Shit, A&N would start making threads about each other. Where's my HHH thread? Threads gotta be approved too, right? Who's gonna approve a thread about a nobody? Average sperg (I include myself on that) ain't getting a thread here on KF without a good reason. It's not drive-by thread making. But I do agree that KF pissed enough people off over the years that it's a miracle that it's still up. You see in Europe the limeys basically tearing the internet apart and the discourse that 'the internet isn't the wild west' and all that shit.
In threads with broad topics, like the BlueSky thread or the Twitter thread, some users will screenshot a stupid post that someone makes and then right under that phonebook them just for making it. They don't get much dedicated attention unless they acknowledge their phonebooking or cow out enough to warrant their own thread, but the phonebook itself is a drive-by. And that's all it takes to scare most people away from the site forever. Addressing the rest of what you're saying would just be re-treading on information obscurity. The only defense the average person has from having a thread made about them and being phonebooked and monitored is looking uninteresting to the users of this site, there is no possibility of protecting your information anymore. Just look at our buddy Jobst here, he went from having basically no presence on this site to having 40 pages in a week with people pouring over his forum posts from over a decade ago because he did something stupid and made himself a source of entertainment. You can't do anything about it once you become a target, that's the point I'm trying to make and it's the reason why many people would rather this place just not exist
 
If only Apollo hadn't of lost out on that $250 lawyer consulting fee that made him instantly settle the lawsuit with no financial loss then surely he would've been able to fund cutting edge medical research that cured debilitating scoliosis in time to save his life.

This thread has some of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen posting on the internet. Now I finally understand the anger Null feels every time he ventures into the DSP forum.
I think losing to billy mitchell and being forced to take down videos by court order whilst im already feeling bad because im a drama whore and on top of that having medical issues would make me just a little closer to killing myself, it all adds up and i believe billy suing him out of pride alone and winning was a contributing factor. Your free to be wrong tho
 
The strangest thing is that Karl has many of the characteristics of a high IQ person: he was successful with his channel, he is a con man capable of manipulating his audience, he can play several instruments and juggle, he is good at video games, he has an obsession with reviewing and classifying... But at the same time he acts like the most retarded person in the world and has ruined his life by being an idiot. It is not possible for me to determine whether he is 130 or 70 (his Discord messages can only seem like a good idea from the perspective of the most challenged nigger). But he is certainly not at 100.
The whole "common sense smart vs. Book smart" thing isn't just a cope for retards, a lot of highly intelligent people are fucking retarded when it comes to simple things like social situations (like approaching random women, giving them a compliment, walking away, and thinking this makes you such a ladies man that you should start your own PUA grift). He probably is high IQ he's just also highly autistic.
 
Forgive me for being a retard here but who is ersatz_cats? Like I know of him reading these threads like he has a hate boner for Billy Mitchell sniping that one domain name, he's Karl's biggest cock sucker, and all that shit but who is he and why should I or anyone else care for his trial coverage? What's he going to say? The judge was a big meanie for not considering Billy's cheating equals Billy cheating Apollo's life away? Or is he going to recite the other cope Karl's circle jerk of discord trannies say regarding the lawsuit outcome?
The only good thing about his coverage is that he attended in person and autistically recorded the proceedings in detail, just gottaa ignore his tranny coping.

The worthwhile parts were Karl's witness testimony, where he cried, and possibly the closing statements. Billy and his sons testimony are kinda interesting just to get their timeline of the lawsuit. The rest is just Karl relitigating the cheating for his own shitty defense.

ersatz_catz also played a role by initially "confirming" to Karl that Apollo had to pay Billy so he's somewhat responsible in a sense.
 
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I have a copy of the "Approach Her Now" book which I saved many years ago. I always found it strange that an eliter (Karl) made it, so I downloaded it in the case that it became relevant in the future.

Goose did nothing wrong,
Shout out Ryan Lockwood,
Big ups Marc Rutzou

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75% of this thread is DSP A-logs saying exactly what you're saying, but also adding "LE VIDEOGAMES......... BAD! LE VIDEOGAMES.......... DEGENERATE!!!" so I don't know what kind of comparison you're trying to give here.
DSP peanut gallery somehow more pathetic than DSP go back to the DSP subform where no one else goes besides you disgusting weirdos.
This Thread is for celebrating the victory of a true American over a disgusting homosexual Australian
 
I'm more surprised it hasn't been done yet. Like mutahar makes sense but even Charlie being quiet makes me wonder wtf is going on.

Anyone else of this level would of had constant vids shitted out to capitalize on the interest. It's just free money laying on the table.
Excluding the niche audience of billy and jobst and of course kiwifarms most normies aren't going to care about a 90's obscure video game record holder getting into a legal slap fight with a deceptive egotistical albino tranny chaser.

On a side note I'm surprised billy didn't get his own thread at one point. I always felt he was at least a small lol cow but at this point Jobst overshadowed him with his retarded antics
 
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