Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Sharpeteer]

Hi Billy,

I don't care whether or not you cheated at an arcade game 20 years ago, as I'm sure a lot of people don't.

Destroying this smug arrogant liar overwhelmingly in court was fantastic, and this whole thing since the judgement has brought nothing but smiles to my face.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

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Billy's gay lover crowdfunded his garbage court retellings.

He is already making thousands for it

 

[demicolon]

This demicolon guy really has a vendetta against Karl huh?
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Sue me nigga! Sue me nigga! Sue me nigga!
Sue me for defamation, nigga!

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

11 days later and still no cope/apology video out yet from the biggest Absolute Coomertard Tranny Loving Legend
It's now Saturday night in OzStraliaaa, so that gives him around 24 hours from this post to fulfill his promised delivery of said promised weekend explanation video.

Get ready for a video either never coming, or one so heavily AI scripted and full of half truths, lies and cope, that it'll live on for years to come as Karls biggest bullshit masterpiece to date

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

11 days later and still no cope/apology video out yet from the biggest Absolute Coomertard Tranny Loving Legend
It's now Saturday night in OzStraliaaa, so that gives him around 24 hours from this post to fulfill his promised delivery of said promised weekend explanation video.

Get ready for a video either never coming, or one so heavily AI scripted and full of half truths, lies and cope, that it'll live on for years to come as Karls biggest bullshit masterpiece to date

I believe his lawyers told him to shut the fuck up and wait until the hearing that sets in stone how much he has to pay is over.
That way they can use the "apology video" as a bargaining chip with Billy.

They will try to trade that video for as much money as possible. And if Karl actually listens to his lawyers for once, that would be a good deal for him to take.

Or maybe his wife finally realized what a fucking moronic manchild Karl is and has taken away his internet and N64 as punishment, finally understanding that Karl's father was right all along.

 

[Confederate Bushwhacker]

Hi Billy, love your hotsauce.

 

[DerelictOnion]

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[Gobermental Supervisor]

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[William_Sterog]

Use code "KarlLost" for 10% off.

Billy, player of the century, unslayable dragon, should really do this. It would be too funny. Karl deserves it, too, after all the shit that he spewed about how he was going to be a bad winner.

 

[El Scorcho]

https://x.com/BillyPacman/status/1911015935747465594

 

[FiveStarAce]

I dont know much about apollo but from a little research im confident believing that billy mitchell did play atleast a small part in apollos death as the money he siphoned off the guy could have been used to alleviate his medical expenses and thus put him at ease, however. After reading the thread karl jobst did indeed deserve to lose off of the basis of being a cocksucking faggot race traitor, niggers tongue my anus.

Here is the thing, nobody forced Apollo to risk his own money for this retarded crusade. He chose a fight where he had nothing really to gain (apart from the doubius honor of slaying that evil dragon Billy Mitchell) and a whole lot to loose. Same with Jobst now.
Did Billy cheat at DK? Probably, but if that is enough cause to go full Monte Christo and ruin your life, you need to get your priorities straight. I don't know if i am MATI here, but Mitchells grift was absolutely harmless and every person on earth would have been (hindsight, i know) better off, if he was just left alone.

 

[Krusty Rage]

More like Sneedrun WR any %

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Here is the thing, nobody forced Apollo to risk his own money for this retarded crusade. He chose a fight where he had nothing really to gain (apart from the doubius honor of slaying that evil dragon Billy Mitchell) and a whole lot to loose. Same with Jobst now.
Did Billy cheat at DK? Probably, but if that is enough cause to go full Monte Christo and ruin your life, you need to get your priorities straight. I don't know if i am MATI here, but Mitchells grift was absolutely harmless and every person on earth would have been (hindsight, i know) better off, if he was just left alone.

Billy won over Karl fair and square, but conflating the cheating allegations that Apollo made videos about with claim Karl made against Billy is just as dumb as what Karl did.

Those are two very different things.

Mocking Karl for being a retarded tranny-loving coomer who could not step over his gigantic inflated ego and admit a mistake is one thing. That mistake he made was so clear as day that you can pretty much read the judge's astonished disbelief between the lines of his judgement.

But did Apollo make a comparably stupid mistake with Billy or did he just repeat the same "Billy cheated on those scores" storylines that were doing the rounds already? Because if it was all just about MAME vs. Arcade, then Billy should sit down and stop bringing the stupid topic back up into the public eye with his lawsuits.
Karl and Apollo might have both made money off Billy's name and the storyline around him, but I have not seen any video that shows Apollo making a similarly retarded and obvious mistake as Karl did.

 

[The Rat KIng]

I think golden eye is just the sonic medallion for gamers, I have never heard anything good come it or its community, it's over rated to hell and back, and worse of all, it has british "people" in it.
Its no surprise to me karl yobst lost, he's dark sided, he's cursed by the huns!

also what is the betting pool starting at that he troons out to "own the haters." I bet 2 years, he's been gooning for about 2 decades now, he off to a good start.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I think golden eye is just the sonic medallion for gamers, I have never heard anything good come it or its community, it's over rated to hell and back, and worse of all, it has british "people" in it.

That is why Perfect Dark is the superior game of the two.

 

[Starefag]

I feel that KF is far too chaotic, and doesn't always properly censor victims' info.

You are so autistic it hurts. This is a gossip forum. It does archival for the purposes of gossip. Stop acting like there's some higher purpose to it. We have no responsibility to the victims outside of what the law dictates.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You are so autistic it hurts. This is a gossip forum. It does archival for the purposes of gossip. Stop acting like there's some higher purpose to it. We have no responsibility to the victims outside of what the law dictates.

And if content that is illegal under US law shows up here, it will be deleted quickly.
KF has complied with all legal requests to remove content (that I am aware of).

KF also does not really indulge in documenting victims, the people who play themselves up as such are, in pretty much every case, perpetrators themselves.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I’m probably late but hot damn Karl. No wonder he lost.

Dumbass actually listened to an AI for law advice. These AI unironically tell you they’re not a lawyer.

 

[zzzten]

I’m probably late but hot damn Karl. No wonder he lost.
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Dumbass actually listened to an AI for law advice. These AI unironically tell you they’re not a lawyer.

I think this verifies that karl is in fact a fully functioning secret retard. He's capable of presenting himself like a normal human, but there is no light behind those eyes. Any glimmer of sentience is a reflection of the observer's own, in a kind of kuleshov effect, when looking at his smug pasty visage.

Why the fuck would you ever trust such a severely limited, basically lobotomized AI with legal advice?
The only exception would be If it was AI trained on pre-slop kiwifarms/4chan. Then maybe you could get an honest answer calling you a retard for even asking in the first place.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

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