Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Outer Space Traveller]

The only real joke is Vaedo taking himself seriously.

Except his buddy does jack off to 11 year old children, and boasts about using the actual accounts of child sex abuse survivors as pornographic materials. He admits it in this article arguing for decriminalizing possession of CSAM. Here's the receipts:

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Specifically, his self-described "best friend," Max Karson, seems to be infiltrating the support forums where men who were molested, sexually assaulted, and raped while they were children share their stories in safe company in order to help heal from their traumas. Instead, Vito's pedophile buddy is pleasuring himself to all these stories of real children being victimized.

Superpaedo and (((Karson))) trying to be relevant again? I guess it's hard to be edgy, and thus have people speak your name. Yes, Vaedo, your friend Juju the Cow got married and you got shafted, plus even that low IQ Patrick MAPelton is being more talked about than you are, so you need your quota.

Why don't you kill yourself, maybe this will be a great own, and you'll be a great KHANTENT for quite some time?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Why don't you kill yourself, maybe this will be a great own, and you'll be a great KHANTENT for quite some time?

I think that would be really funny. I would have no choice but to laugh and declare Vito one of the greats. Greatest of all time if he takes his buddy Max with him. Just a laugh riot. Hollywood star of fame shit.

 

[AnOminous]

If Max Karson is telling the truth about his pedophile fantasies, he should be put against a wall.

 

[Talakai]

If Max Karson is telling the truth about his pedophile fantasies, he should be put against a wall.

there is no reason to assume he's not telling the truth.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He’s either telling the truth or this is some “lol I was just pretending to be retarded” crap, but if that’s the case, why in gods name would you want to trick everyone into thinking you’re a pedofile?

 

[jimmybags]

However, that still leaves any international customers that he can overcharge even more by blaming tariffs solely.

wtf? I’ve never used GoFundMe or whatever site he’s using to raise money for SuperKiller, you mean I can purchase a product on there and later in the future the seller can raise the price and force me to pay a fee even after I spent money?

 

[AltisticRight]

EDIT: ah, of course.

Unpopular opinion but neither should have anything to do with children?
They should be doing their fucking homework, learning how to add and subtract numbers and healthy exercise? What does a literal child know about homo month or eat mediocre food and fuck at night day?

 

[Oliver Onions]

He’s either telling the truth or this is some “lol I was just pretending to be retarded” crap, but if that’s the case, why in gods name would you want to trick everyone into thinking you’re a pedofile?

The satire/irony excuse is total cope. At best they could try to argue Devil's advocate, but again that circles back to your question: why would you pretend to be a pedo as a thought experiment?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If Max Karson is telling the truth about his pedophile fantasies, he should be put against a wall.

Agree but disagree on the methods. Firing squads historically are meant for soldiers. Pedos don’t deserve such a quick and honorable means of death. Maybe hanging. Maybe slow torture. The desire to corrupt and destroy a child’s innocence should be dealt with in an equally torturous manner. And made a public display.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

I think that would be really funny. I would have no choice but to laugh and declare Vito one of the greats. Greatest of all time if he takes his buddy Max with him. Just a laugh riot. Hollywood star of fame shit.

Yes, as much as I despise the acronym "G.O.A.T.", he would earn it once he does that. Right now it is stale, unfunny and just plain boring. Acting upon and "lmao urges and shit! But nothing incriminating!" Boring.

Agree but disagree on the methods. Firing squads historically are meant for soldiers. Pedos don’t deserve such a quick and honorable means of death. Maybe hanging. Maybe slow torture. The desire to corrupt and destroy a child’s innocence should be dealt with in an equally torturous manner. And made a public display.

Maybe be thrown to animals? At least it would be funny seeing Superpaedo's gunt (and MAPelton's, imagine the SUPER CrossMAPover!) of having two gunts running for their lives from lions or cheetahs to not be eaten alive only to fail.

 

[Oliver Onions]

@AncientPhosphur @Outer Space Traveller may I suggest the humble oubliette?

Key phrase:

People built oubliettes as narrow pits in which the prisoner had little room to do anything but sit there and contemplate the horrendous situation they had found themselves in.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

@AncientPhosphur @Outer Space Traveller may I suggest the humble oubliette?
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I mean live streamed with sound would be great. More popular than Fishtank…

But… not enough suffering really. I mean if we slowly peel back the skin of a pedophile while keeping them pumped full of drugs and antibiotics to keep them awake and alive I feel like that would be good for medical science reasons

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

I mean live streamed with sound would be great. More popular than Fishtank…

Call it Pig Pen

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

@AncientPhosphur @Outer Space Traveller may I suggest the humble oubliette?
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Perfect, that is what they fucking deserve. Maybe the two would eat each other alive, or whoever would win, would lose because he would still lose his sanity!

We could do something similar to fuckheads who really like running their mouths. IF they deserve.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

He’s either telling the truth or this is some “lol I was just pretending to be retarded” crap, but if that’s the case, why in gods name would you want to trick everyone into thinking you’re a pedofile?

Hey, professional comedy edgelords like Steve Albini and Amos Yee have been making "lol I tricked you, I was just pretending to be a pedophile!!!!" jokes for decades.
The only problem is, they all inevitably end up being unironic pedophiles. It's all just a coincidence though.

 

[Peep Plops]

@AncientPhosphur @Outer Space Traveller may I suggest the humble oubliette?
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I've visited one of cardinal Richelieu's chateaus and went down to the cellar to check out the oubliette. Truly a horrifying and apt punishment for one such as the vaedophile.

 

[Harm]

Major crash out by CringleJingle on the latest BPITU. Going to clip it and put it in Dick's thread since it'll get more views.

Long story short, Vito bragged that he doesn't take Internet shit as seriously as everyone else, so Dick brings up Vito having a complete meltdown the past week because people criticized Superkiller on Twitter. What starts as friendly banter eventually devolves into Vito hollering and repeatedly threatening to rape Riley's "retarded girlfriend."

 

[Love me not]

Major crash out by CringleJingle on the latest BPITU. Going to clip it and put it in Dick's thread since it'll get more views.

Long story short, Vito bragged that he doesn't take Internet shit as seriously as everyone else, so Dick brings up Vito having a complete meltdown the past week because people criticized Superkiller on Twitter. What starts as friendly banter eventually devolves into Vito hollering and repeatedly threatening to rape Riley's "retarded girlfriend."

how far into the podcast does that happen? I want to see the meltdown but I don't want to listen to the actual show.

 

[Harm]

how far into the podcast does that happen? I want to see the meltdown but I don't want to listen to the actual show.

1 hour, 40 minutes, 50 seconds, it starts with Vito reading out a superchat by Frog Tony and continues on and off for basically the rest of the podcast (hence why it'll take me some time to clip it down).

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

Frog Tony dunking on Vito

1 hour, 40 minutes, 50 seconds, it starts with Vito reading out a superchat by Frog Tony and continues on and off for basically the rest of the podcast (hence why it'll take me some time to clip it down).

make sure to get the part where Vito storms off, then comes back and pretends to be a tough guy by calling Dick a faggot.