Cartoon Industry thread - Showcasing the Spergery of the Animation Industry

Telling a basic fucking story about a hero who finds a sword to kill a dragon to save the kingdom without trying to trick or preach at me is beyond these people.
This method of story telling is so flat and is fitting for children's shows but not really for any of the serious shit they're trying to tell. I think it's a lack of consuming media with decent writing. I'm sorry you guys, harry potter is fine for its targeted audience, but the writing in it is so shit when you look back at it from an older perspective.
To be a good writer you have to consume good works from those who have came before you. Expanding your mental pallet is probably one of the best things you could do for yourself if you want to write a show or movie.
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People miss a time that will never return. A time before the internet was in your face 24/7 and media wasn't so dogshit. The good media can just be sniped from a platform with a snap of a finger and with no way to preserve it beside pirating. I want to support creators but god damn do these platforms make it irritating. The day DVD's completely die will be a dark day. Imagine your hard work just being sacked from the face of this earth for no reason at all.
It's basically happening already. Do kids even watch Western trash anymore? All I ever see is kids discussing anime and, more importantly, buying anime and anime merchandise.
Anime, and I think china will come up in the game as well. Young kids are kinda still into it though.
 
Guess I'll post it.

Far-Fetched Kickstarter pitch just dropped an hour ago.


The animation is nice, sure. But I still have no idea what this show is about or why I should care about any of the characters or what they're doing. I've watched the pilot teaser a few times over the last 3 years and it's just a mess. But idk. Does anyone here actually like what it's about? It just feels like another indie animation project for the audience of "college-aged indie animation enthusiasts" instead of an actual... you know... audience. Or an audience of people with money for that matter.
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I had to stop the video because the constant self-deprecating comments were grating. Why would you do that in a video meant for potential investors? To seem self-aware? Then either change your ideas, or just own them. If I were an investor, I wouldn't want anything to do with a project when its own creators act like it's a red-headed stepchild. It's like why are you even here? Just be sincere and have your little Nu Scooby-Doo. Shit or get off the pot.

Apparently it's already reached it's goal after only a few hours.
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If I had to guess, the cartoon community and millennials funded it. That's the target audience, but whether or not it comes through is anyone's guess.
 
When everyone is a red-headed stepchild, no one is.
Funny enough, I just read an argument like that. In this case, when everyone's equally terrible, maybe it's worth it to push your strengths and have some faith in yourself? When everyone's terrible, that's not a reason to stay bad, that's another reason to get good. Everyone's talked about Asians plenty here, and the opposite extreme isn't good, but there's a reason everyone from little Timmy to his college student brother Max is flocking to them.
 
I had to stop the video because the constant self-deprecating comments were grating. Why would you do that in a video meant for potential investors? To seem self-aware?
Man, I had to stop at the second word of the video. Ashley pronounced "prospective" like "prospector." I'm sorry, are we going old timey mining??

I try not to be a huge stickler over this sort of thing, but... man.

Also, yeah the self-deprecating comments are really bad. How am I supposed to believe these characters are the heroes of their own story if the people creating them are directly insulting them? "HAHA, I HATE MYSELF" ahh Millennial humor.
 
According to the same page, he's also "demisexual panromantic". Oooh, boy.
Blah blah blah, who cares about these meaningless labels. It's just Diet Coke Angel Dust for non-furry fujos. I bet twenty bucks that there will be a plot point about him having faggot tensions with his rival and\or the dommy daddy with the glasses, while the female leads gush about it as supportive little handmaidens. What is it with female animators and their weird faghag fantasies about being best friends with a local twink whore? Do they get off on the idea of the guy they are obviously thirsting after sucking dick? These kinds of women are the most pathetic ones. No self-respect, at all.
Honestly, in my fucking opinion. 2000s-2010s were the best years of Animation
I'll be blunt here, current animated shows are so bad only because of the gay shit in the scripts. That's it, no other reason. Cut down 80% of the fujo fanfic writing and suddenly even HB and HH will become better. Because, suprise-suprise, once you get rid of the boring cliche "he is like that because of his enormous cock-lust towards this other guy!!!" or "uwu she is just such an ackward useless lesbian you guyz", you'll actually have to use your tiny coomer brain to explore characters and their motivations beyond your typical tumblr gay headcanon shitpost.

Fujos, yuricucks and sjw fags have ruined art. Finding an animator or artist who isn't one of them is like searching for a straw in a pile of dirty needles. I wish so much for TFD sometimes. Please take me back to the days when these guys were harassed and fired for daring to write even a single line of dialogue that hinted at faggot coomer shit. (:_(
 
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I'll be blunt here, current animated shows are so bad only because of the gay shit in the scripts. That's it, no other reason. Cut down 80% of the fujo fanfic writing and suddenly even HB and HH will become better. Because, suprise-suprise, once you get rid of the boring cliche "he is like that because of his enormous cock-lust towards this other guy!!!" or "uwu she is just such an ackward useless lesbian you guyz", you'll actually have to use your tiny coomer brain to explore characters and their motivations beyond your typical tumblr gay headcanon shitpost.

Fujos, yuricucks and sjw fags have ruined art. Finding an animator or artist who isn't one of them is like searching for a straw in a pile of dirty needles. I wish so much for TFD sometimes. Please take me back to the days when these guys were harassed and fired for daring to write even a single line of dialogue that hinted at faggot coomer shit. (:_(
The other 20% is the horrible art.
 
I'll be blunt here, current animated shows are so bad only because of the gay shit in the scripts. That's it, no other reason. Cut down 80% of the fujo fanfic writing and suddenly even HB and HH will become better. Because, suprise-suprise, once you get rid of the boring cliche "he is like that because of his enormous cock-lust towards this other guy!!!" or "uwu she is just such an ackward useless lesbian you guyz", you'll actually have to use your tiny coomer brain to explore characters and their motivations beyond your typical tumblr gay headcanon shitpost.

Fujos, yuricucks and sjw fags have ruined art. Finding an animator or artist who isn't one of them is like searching for a straw in a pile of dirty needles. I wish so much for TFD sometimes. Please take me back to the days when these guys were harassed and fired for daring to write even a single line of dialogue that hinted at faggot coomer shit. (:_(
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